will i am's delayed diary

Put a ring on it Swiped from Its a KH-LINDER, It's a CALANDER....Its a colander . Many things can be done to spice up a flagging sex life. Among the favourites include sex toys ( roll out the electric nipple clamps! ), role-playing ( time for your physical, Mr. KH ), a change of environment ( skanking in the great outdoors ) and even perhaps asking hot strangers to join you in the bedroom ( care to audit my condom drawer? ). Honestly I've not tried 'em all. But my good friend Ryan was kind enough to buy KH and I a cock ring as a present when he heard that we had gotten together ( this was more than a year ago ). SK brought it back all the way from Germany after scouring several sex shops for the perfect one. She has more experience in this than me, dammit! For beginners like us, it was good that he bought us the leather kind with adjustable tabs. And you what, it can even double as a manly bracelet with its metal studs. KH and I had only used it once and so I had

Cross My Heart Swiped from williamnyk . In my whole life, there're only two friends that I would call kindred spirits-- SK and Ryan. The threads of our lives started intertwining while we were Kuantan and have continued to do so ever since. When I was 13, I entered a boys school ( a great melting pot of twink meat ) in town and met Ryan. We were inseparable. Through thick and thin. All sorts of squabbles and fun. So how does SK come in the equation? Well, she was no Mulan , but was at a girls school across town ( Janvier must be going, I KNEW IT! ). Ryan knew her from his primary school days. Their relationship could be best described as low luen kwat tau ( bones mixed together ). Means they were at constantly at loggerheads. Hehe. Anyway, SK first met me when I was in secondary 5 I think. Competed in a Scrabble contest that I loss horribly in. According to her, her classmates had dragged her out cause boys had come to their school ( *rolls eyes* ). Things actually start

Beauty Secrets I Swiped from williamnyk . Ever since my face was saved by my visits to the dermatologist, I have avoided salon facials like the plague. My delicate face cannot endure such mechanical cleansing. So now, I religiously use the routine that the doctor recommended. It's tedious, but it's well worth the effort. In order to keep my skin acne-free, I perform the following steps every morning and night ( please refer to the pics ): One: On a dirty face, cleanse the skin using facial cotton and the milk cleanser. Two: After 2 minutes, the face is washed off with a purifying facial cleanser ( water-based ). iii: Pat dry face and apply the medicinal cream. I suspect that it's Retin-A as it increases the skin's turnover to avoid pore blockage. Four: SK's own formulation of "I - Can't - Believe - That - I - Use - Hyaluronic - Acid - As - A - Thickener" mouisturiser. I use that in the morning. Five: At night, I use SK's own formulation of

Image0242 Swiped from williamnyk . On the first day that I was posted back to my Taman Desa office, the first thing I noticed was the cutie sitting next to me. Well-groomed ( but always has roti canai at his back, hehe ). Tall. Tight shirt. A hint of a V-shaped body. Semi-cute face. Has the look of a consultant. Turns out the fellow is one of my company's auditors from PWC. I shall endeavour to take a pic of him, but I have no good vantage point. Anyway... he has never looked me in the eye. Always minds his own business. His laptop will be open with his spreadsheets on and his desk would be filled with stacks of reports. However, on my way to the pantry one day, I caught him surfing the net... He quickly scrolled down the page, but my sharp eyes caught sight of something interesting-- a cover of an online copy of Attitude !!! Can't mistake the named torso and the title font!!! So, is he queer? Or is it just a coincidence? Time to get to know him a little better... Hehe

HangZhou Souv Swiped from williamnyk . Recently, mum went for a China trip with her friends. During the 10 days, she went galavanting around Hang Zou, Su Zhou, Nanking, Shanghai and several other places of interest. From the trip, she bought me a cellphone charm made out of cultured pearls. I especially love the metal fish at the end. It's great that my mum has her kaki to go out and have fun. It's good for her socially and gives me some breathers and "me" time. Now, she's booked another trip to Kuching in November! I'm beginning to look like the senior citizen! SK also recently came back from a business trip to Hanoi. Although she was down with food poisoning, she still managed to buy me loads of souveniers!!! A card made of cloth bits, a pair of jeans and a T-shirt. a fake (AAA) Crumpler laptop bag and an onyx bracelet. Wakakaka. Jangan marah ya... It seems that I also will be going to Hanoi soon. My Fatty Boss finally decided that I should go. Will kno

Orochimaru's Shampoo Swiped from Hyuga Mah . Having only reached episode 114 of Naruto Shippuuden , I am considered very slow in watching. But if you've not reached here yet, don't continue to read as there are spoilers ahead ..... ....... ....... ...... ........ ... ... ... Since the early days of Naruto , Orochimaru has been the favourite villain of the series. One of the Legendary Sannin who eventually went to the dark side. I love his seiyu and his snaky characteristics. His fight with his former sensei , the Third Hokage was superb. Although he lost that battle, it showcased his genious and skill with the forbidden arts. It was cool! Well, in the story, Orochimaru goes about trying to live forever by jumping from host to host. His last must-have being Uchiha Sasuke. As the Shippuuden arc went along, Sasuke was getting more and more powerful. But little did I expect that the great Orochimaru's life was snuffed out by Sasuke in episode 114 after a sorry excus

Urinal Swiped from williamnyk . This is the urinal at Taman Desa Medical Center . Cute kan ? I wonder where all their money went? If this is what you get at a private hospital, you'll be lucky to find just a hole in the ground at government hospitals!

On Guard at Ajisen Ramen Swiped from Jon . . Wandering at One Utama on the evening of Raya eve, I ended up having dinner at Ajisen Ramen because Pick 'n Brew was closed for the holidays. I had tried the Ajisen in Singapore and Jakarta, so I was wondering about the taste of Malaysia. As I sat down, I immediately felt a tinge of regret. The service was horrible. The staff was seen scrambling about and nobody even came over to give me the menu. After managing to hail a waiter, I got hold of the menu and finally ordered. I ordered the ramen set with spicy chicken. It was quite reasonably priced considering that even the Basic Ajisen Ramen costs MYR10.90. Extra corn would cost you MYR2.00! As I was waiting for my dish, I saw a roach crawling across the floor. Quite a good size too. Another customer spotted it and requested that the waiter dispose of it. You know what? He stepped on it and gave it its last rites on a paper napkin! When my bowl finally arrived, it was sans my g

The Kiss Swiped from fesign . I dedicate this song to KH: Baby Bad, Baby Bad, Baby Bad, Baby Bad, Baby Bad, Baby Bad, Baby Bad, Baby Bad, Baby Bad, Baby Bad, Baby Bad, Baby Bad! ( I think you get the general idea ) This in no way means that my KH is bad to me. It's quite the contrary. He's very patient and generous to me ( lotsa people pull me to side to to tell me that I get SPECIAL treatment from him ). It's just a playful chant I like to do when I'm clinging to him. I know it irks him a bit, but that's what makes it all the more fun. It's more fun than chanting "Baby Good, Baby Good", don't you agree? P.S.: If I was a songwriter, I'd most probably be sleeping under a MRR2 flyover.

LRT Celeb Swiped from williamnyk . It' been quite some time since I did an entry for LRT Celebrities . And since I'm no longer taking the LRT, I'm afraid I will need to put this segment on the back burner. Let's just enjoy the now. Here's a kid who got on at Bukit Jalil. Oozes chinki-ness like nobody's business. And the features are so manga-esque: sharp chin, kiss-able lips and sexy eyes. Your cup of ( chinese ) tea?

Happy Birthday! Swiped from williamnyk . Bill was in town the other day and he mentioned that he wanted to meet the BFF in a gathering on Saturday. So it was set-- dinner at Paddington's House of Pancakes (PHOP), Midvalley. Nothing out of the ordinary really. The only thing amiss was the fact that everyone was on time. Quite a feat. So everyone ordered their food. A Stockholm here. A California there. Some Pile of Dollars. The Chief even pulled out his IC, and we got a complimentary Birthday Pancake ( alphabetized pancakes with 3 scoops of ice cream, but was suspected as the cause of Janvier and The Chief's tummy troubles ) because it was his birthday month. And so, out of the blue, a birthday cake comes out ( I thought this was the freebie ). I thought it was for The Chief perhaps... but heck... according to the e-mail thread, the surprise party for him wasn't to happen yet. Then, I was ushered to the cake. What the?! They said it was for me. My mind drew a blank

Blood Splatter Swiped from williamnyk . My bedsheet is stained with blood. My blood. At multiple places. No, it's not from my mizuage ( that happened years ago, so I'm not gonna parade the bedsheet around town ), but from my ongoing battle with the evil mozzies ! In the middle of the night, they'll land on a choice plot of my naked skin and start feasting. Their proboscis would pierce my skin and suck their fill of blood. As their abdomen fills, I stir. A subconscious swat from my hand, or a roll of my torso. And the mozzie goes SPLAT on my smooth sheets. Damn those mozzies! P.S.: Any tips for washing dried blood out?

Why can't shampoo and shower gel manufactures use better pump bottles? Most of those in the market always leave behind dried up "snot" at the mouth of the pump. Or at least come up with something that does not congeal like that. Blegh. And don't you just hate it when you rush into the toilet to do your "big business" and reach for the toilet paper after, all you find is an empty roll? >_<"

Some Like It Raw Swiped from williamnyk . Ala-carte Japanese buffets are rare in KL. So far, I've only tried Munakata ( no longer available, but was VERY good ) and Rakuzen ( so-so ). SK brought to my attention another such establishment-- Gonbei at Starhill Gallery. The place definitely scores points with its beautiful interior. The entrance is an interlace of bamboo which cast interesting shadows across the floor. And everytime guests walk in, they beat a welcome drum. Inside, wood is the main theme, with the focal point being the walls that are carved with numerous Japanese family crests ( mon ). Dinner was with SK, KH, Takashi and Jase. Upon arrival, every guest receives a complimentary abalone sashimi . Yummy! Never had it before. But I think it's to cover for the absence of raw oysters on its menu. For drinks, one can have green tea, herbal tea or lychee margarita ( another uncommon item ). Basically, one orders from them menu and the waiter will key-in the or

blonde ambition Swiped from valentine_mariner . I might have mentioned this several times before-- the average times I watch a movie at the cinema in a year is 2 . Yes folks, 2. And when I do, it's usually a movie that would benefit from the big screen and the Dolby Surround. Hence, this rules out romantic comedies. You could watch it on a DVD and you'll get a similar experience. In addition to this technicality, I am actually biased against such movies. KH: Come, let's watch a movie together. Moi: What movie? KH: The Ugly Truth. Moi: It's a romantic comedy isn't it?! (GROAN) KH: Bad! And there you have it, I was dragged to Alamanda to watch THAT KIND of movie. And you know what. That's the second romantic comedy watched this year, the first being Ekachai Uekrongtham's "The Wedding Game" . Come to think of it, ANOTHER romantic comedy. No wonder! Well, I would admit it was quite a nice movie. It had me in stitches at certain parts. And I go

by yvonne foong Swiped from annna86 . It has been a long time since I was tagged to do a meme. I'm notoriously bad at doing these things. The branch usually dies at my blog. So, I have Zemien tagging me to do this meme . It is to support Yvonne Foong who is suffering from Neurofibromatosis . I have read about her before in the newspapers-- she was selling T-shirts to fund her surgery that's scheduled in December this year. Here's the info: Amount needed for Surgery: RM154,704.42 Amount Raised: RM74,263.63 Dateline: 23rd Nov 2009 Last Updated: 19th Sept 2009 If you wanna help, do click here for more details. I'll not post the meme rules here nor tag anyone, just check out the link above for the details. To help raise awareness, I have put up a banner on my sidebar for her cause. I hope that Yvonne will get all the funding she needs and have a successful surgery so that she can continue to see the beautiful things that I like to see: Clouds in the sky Smiling t

DSC02792.jpg Swiped from autodetailer . For the two days that I had my lunch at Pavilion , I had bumped into Alan Yun twice! The "boy-next-door" of Malaysian male models. The first time I nearly walked into him at Food Republic and I was quite surprised at how tall he was. I think he's a good 1.5 heads taller than me. The second time, he was at the toilet and he had just finished at the urinal. Bad timing. :P. KH wasn't too enthusiastic listening to my encounters with him. Baby, it's not like he winked at me. :P

DIE DIE DIE Swiped from termie . The ceiling fan in my room is shot. Speed 2 and Speed 5 is now the same. It just lumbers along. Like those fans you see in black and white in the 20s. Coupled with the fact that my room traps heat during the afternoon, it's quite a sauna at night. I have endured it for some time now and it makes for interesting situations ( like being able to sleep naked with KH ), but I have kinda reached the end of my rope. Last night, I stripped to my birthday suit and tried to sleep. Unfortunately, the still air made the mosquitos extra bold. I couldn't close the window for fear of suffocation so I took a chance. Bloody hell, I was harassed by those bloodsuckers! A buffet on my naked flesh! Who knows where they feasted on! I awoke with a jolt at 2:00am to retreat to my brother's room. Time to call in the professionals....

Love Is Swiped from rowandahl . Nothing calms me more than clinging to KH's arm. I would rest my cheek on his shoulder. One hand would grasp his bicep ( made firm from the months at the gym ), and the other would be interlaced with his fingers. I could fall asleep like that. I could stay like that forever.... P.S.: KH just arrived safely in Singapore. Thank Air Asia. I miss him already. :(.

Seafood Fix Swiped from williamnyk . After having Zipangu , I don't think that I can go back to other lower end Japanese buffets. Even Gen at Legend Hotel has lost its appeal. Don't get me wrong, the food is still good, but something is just "lacking" during my recent visit there with SK, my Mei , Kynz and Rich. Although they broke up, Kynz asked me to invite Rich along. It wasn't awkward or anything, but I know that Rich still couldn't completely let go. On a more food-related note, it was the fasting month, so it was my first time seeing food being cleared off the plates and not being replenished quickly enough! By all means, if you wanna go eat buffet, delay it till after Raya . P.S.: Another Japanese buffet review to come! I'm going on overdrive this month!