will i am's delayed diary

Covid-19 first made headlines in Malaysia when several infected Mainland Chinese tourists in Singapore crossed the border to Johor during the final week of January 2020. The general public was quite dumbstruck on how the tourists ( without a care in the world ) decided to travel around knowing that a few of their family members were down with the deadly infection. From then on, some Malaysians in Kuala Lumpur had already started taking precautions, especially those who take the LRT and MRT. Truth be told, during those initial stages, I only wore a surgical mask once. My travel times to and from the office were quite off-peak, so I was spared much crowding. Just took the precaution of not unnecessarily touching the train surfaces, and refrain from touching my face. Also had a bottle of hand sanitizer handy in my backpack. As the days went by, and things got more alarming, more and more people started taking precautions. Most wore surgical masks. The more discerning used N95 masks. ...

Name the MRT Celebrity!

On the train, it's rare to see anyone not hunched over their smartphone(s). But here is Twinky Tim staring wistfully out of the moving coach. Very simple OOTD but it works for him ( when you're young and cute, most looks work :P ). Though SimonLover probably would prefer tinier shorts on him. P.S. : Maybe his smartphone ran out of battery. :P

I had bumped into Black Sephiroth several times now. Always spotted on the MRT, in between Merdeka and Bandar Utama station, and also always in black. Either its Goth or he works for a cosmetics counter. I dunno. Several teenagers beside me quipped, "He must be going for that anime main character look". Yes, Sephiroth's black twin.

Another specimen of sado-ness on the MRT~ Sado Steffan . Look at those guns!

Do you like faded blue jeans? If you do, give Faded Flynn a call. Spotted on the MRT SBK line.

Office Otis looks so straight kan ? Strong jaw, tall, and handsome. Who can resist that macho face in formal wear? But of course I'd strip him out of those baggy clothes and get him some tighter-fitting clothes. Probably some stuff with spandex mix from Zara. Judging from those veins on his arms, he works out some too. Perfect guy to 'OT' with till the wee hours.

Spotted this abang sado , Athletic Archie on the MRT while I was commuting to work. From his kit, he's a trainer at CHI Fitness. I admit that this isn't a very good shot, but I couldn't peel my eyes off his calves and biceps. Can also catch a glimpse of his hairy legs. Should have asked him about CHI's 'free sessions'.

Seeing that my NHK style travel documentary posts had put my readers into a coma, it's time for a breather. Today's MRT Celebrity, Sporty Sean was brought to you by the one and only KH. KH spotted this bicep-y beauty during one of his business trips in Singapore. Looks like some post-work physical activity judging from the work bag between his legs. Perhaps he also had something else between his legs. Haha. Anyway, my only wish would be for his shorts to be shorter! Enjoy.

Hi guys. I'm still very dry in the LRT Celebrities segment so I've roped in some help from BeautifulMale, a connoisseur of Caucasian men. The first hunk in today's post is Chesty Charles, spotted in Singapore's MRT. Just look at how thick he is ( down south I dunno la )! That tight polo T! Bet he can pin me down in bed ( not like I'd put up much of struggle ). Presentation Pete here wasn't spotted in the LRT obviously. Seen at a coffee joint in Chulan Tower. With his cool hair and neat facial hair, I'd be sold. I can just imagine myself unbuttoning that fitting white shirt of his. Hope this will keep you guys satiated for a while. Until the next stop, keep on wanking in the train like Matuatama!

TPE , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. BONUS MATERIAL in this super long-winded post ( first in the series of many! ): Taipei Celebrities -- Ching Shin Chad, Busker Brothers, BB Brent & Metro Mark! A year ago, SK, KH, Lifebook and I bought AirAsia X tickets to Taipei for a week-long holiday. As usual, we bought it with no concrete plans on whether we would be able to fly or not. Unfortunately, Lifebook pulled out at the very last minute due to critical work problems. Since all the lodging and local tour had been arranged, he had to pay the sum of nearly MYR1000 anyway. But then, Lifebook had jst recently come back from a Taiwan holiday with his family in January! Haha. So I guess not so bad and SK got to have the whole room to herself. Logistics were mostly handled by SK, who liased with the local tour guide. The uncle only understood Chinese, and he seemed to like dealing with SK, whom he loved to refer to as 美女 or 辣妹. Changed the itinerary several times based on preference...

First off, I'd like to apologize that this is the only MRT celebrity that I have to show for. Took this on my ride from the airport and this is my first and last shot from the whole trip. And the picture quality ain't great. Sorry! Anyway, at least one can still make out his tight jeans and arm definition. Studious Sam here is a rare specimen of someone who actually flips on a textbook to read on his train ride. Singaporeans generally whip out their iPhones, Notes, SIIIs to go on FB, watch media clips, Jack'd and what not. Actually saw an auntie zoom down the stairs while watching a Korean drama. Skillnya sudah level 9 . And from my roaming eyes, I noticed a trend among Singaporeans and the expats there-- fascination with shaving the sides of the head and a liking for red pants. Perhaps it has already caught on here, just that I a bit ketinggalan . Oppss...

Here are a couple of MRT Celebrities from KH. The first guy is quite cute with a high breeder quotient. With his masculine looks, I think he can carry off some facial hair even. But judging from the picture, the subject of this photograph seems to be looking directly at the iPhone! This is what happens when you take pictures at face level. A very obvious action that could land you with some awkward and unhappy MRT moments. But then again, the guy might reward your appreciation with his phone number. Hahaha. Try shooting from a lower angle. The second guy ain't my cup of tea, but KH assures me that his side profile doesn't do justice to him. Anyway, look at the bottom of the picture-- blurred right? Most probably KH's finger. Always remember to keep the lens clear from obstructions. Kinda like taking pics only to find the lens cap still on! Hehe. Happy spy-camming!

Hi guys and gals! I'm back with a long overdue entry on MRT cuties. It's been dry season on the LRT lately, so luckily KH has some goodies for all of you. Quite the norm these days for commuters to be looking at their smart phones for the whole journey. No more staring into space and digging our noses. Even I can't keep my iPhone in my pocket for more than two minutes. I would be thinking that there's some kind of notification or something. So most of the time, I'd be checking my inbox, looking at FB, playing Tiny Tower ( a bit malas these days ) and checking out photos on Instagram ( read: looking for skanky pics ). I rarely stuff my ears and listen to music. Has been ages since I updated my playlist too. Any recommendations for my "On the Go" playlist? Oh yeah, and one more thing. Just look at those two guys. They represent two categories of commuters. The guy on the left loves his bag more than his back, so he keeps it slung. The guy on the right doesn...

Hi guys and gals! Instead of "LRT Celebrities", we have "MRT Celebrities" today. Why you may ask? Cause today's contributor is none other than KH! His skill also not bad hor? Look at the two guys in the collage. I prefer the twink on the left. Hidung mancung . Gotta love his arms too. Is it just me or do you find that both of 'em are giving out a gay vibe? But perhaps the guy on the left is just a bit confused like so many other Singaporean boys. So, what do you think? Are they gay? 1, 2, 3... Discuss! P.S.: In just a few years ( and if the project doesn't go under due to massive corruption ), KL would have its own version of "MRT Celebrities"!