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Chu Cheong Fun Swiped from williamnyk . Overheard at the Taman United Wet Market. All in the same morning. Scene 1: 10 year old kid sitting on the chu cheong fun seller's motorcycle. CCF Seller: Boy, you sleep alone ah? Boy: (nods his head) CCF Seller: You not scared meh? Later cat come and bite you how? Boy: (has the call-the-paedophile-police look in his eyes) Boy's Mother: (rushing over) Wei, don't teach my son yang bukan-bukan. CCF Seller: Aunty... Can't be too careful. Nowadays 10 years old also got watch XXX film lo! Scene 2: Two aunties having a chat at the kuih-muih stall and the Indonesian maid from the coffee shop brings her a cup of kopi-o Smoking Aunty: Hey, hey, you got boyfriend ah? Maid: (confused) Huh?! Smoking Aunty: 男朋友 ah... Maid: 没有! Smoking Aunty: Ahhh... I recommend a good man for you!!! Very good one! How old are you ah? Maid: 35 (quickly makes her getaway) Smoking Aunty: (telling her friend) Aiyah... 35 stil...