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Epicism's Rear End

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Recently, I watched one of Epicism 's ( a whole lot of AIYOOOOOOHHH , EDIIII, AHHHH MIIIII ) clips on Facebook about sibling favouritism and I suddenly noticed that Shawn Gan has a cute booty. For your viewing pleasure, I have posted the video here ( WHEN YOUR MOM FAVORS YOUNGER SIBLINGS MORE ) and even set the time correctly that you can see how much his bubble butt stretches his joggers. In case you are too lazy to set the play speed to 0.25, here are some stills: The other half of this pair is Chan Wei Keat and his trademark is his biceps. Perhaps a post about him some other time.

August Babysitting I: Sri Petaling

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My sister and BIL had an exhibition in PWTC over the weekend, so mum and I had to babysit and give marketing a miss. The kids had a second breakfast of pork ball noodles with us. Then at 11:00 AM, sent Big Monster to his science class at Sri Petaling. Little Monster complained that his tummy was rumbling. He wasn't thrilled that we kept walking into shops and not restaurants. Haha. Truly did not know what to eat at Bandar Baru Sri Petaling. In the end, we went to 103 Workshop Cafe because I had free latte voucher that was expiring soon. When we walked in, Little Monster whined, "This place again?! It's boring!". LOL. Guess my sister brings him to this place pretty frequently. He was so familiar with the menu that he told me to order a plate of bacon wraps for him. In addition to that, I got a plate of carbonara and a pork burger. Normally, Little Monster loves creamy pastas, but I didn't realize that what I ordered was spicy. No wonder he shouted for water on...

Guan Yu Games

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A conversation in the office : Me: What is the name of Guan Yu's weapon? Colleague: Erm... Guandao . Me: (spraying blood from my mouth) I was expecting 青龍偃月刀, but then his answer wasn't wrong.

Are You Gila-Gila?

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I grew up with Gila-Gila and Ujang. When my brother returned from Alam Shah boarding school, he would normally bring home a few of those comics. Normally it would be Hari Raya bumper issues that he buys at the bus station for the long trip back. Would go through those issues over and over again until they end up looking like ham choi . So when Galeri Petronas had the "Lagi-Lagi Gila-Gila" exhibition, I had to attend. It was really a trip down memory lane with 200 pieces of original artwork ranging from comic strips, editorial cartoons, rare first editions and sketches and drawings. The humour was quite universal with simple laughs and satirical pieces that required thinking and knowledge on current issues. As BERNAMA reported, "Those were the days when satire was a source of laughter, not a charge under the Sedition Act". Time to relive some 'madness'... I end this post with a quote from Profesor Serba Tahu: "Waktu kanak-kanak kita cuku...

High Def or High Dumb

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Adashot Contact Lens Store Design by Miss Lee Design 3/7 , swiped from yossawat.com on Flickr. A radio ad for a contact lens company: Girl: Notice anything new about me? Boy: Erm, no? Girl: I coloured my hair! You would have noticed if you wear Brand X HD lens like me! Colours are more vibrant! Boy: I gotta get Brand X HD lens too! Goodness gracious. If one needed to wear 'special HD' contact lenses to notice one's hair colour, then the failure doesn't lie in one's eyesight, but one's hairstylist. Go bloody choose a colour that can be seen by naked eyes!

Shit For Brains

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oranges to lemons , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Once in a while, one gets to see something interesting at the market. I was checking out a bad boy twink (BBT) who was manning a women's clothing stall at the OUG market when suddenly he was confronted by an old lady (OL). The following explosive conversation ensued: OL: Hey, shit for brains! I'm talking to you! BBT: What?! OL: Dye your hair until so yellow for what?! And so long! Doesn't look like hair, looks like pussy hair! BBT: ... OL: So you got a stay-in or not? BBT: What's a stay-in? OL: If polite ma say stay-in lo, not polite ma co-habitating slut lo! BBT: ... OL: Girls nowadays all useless de. Dunno how to cool and clean. Also shit for brains. The attacks were unrelenting and I was surprised the kid didn't lose his head. Weird. And the old lady's vocabulary could make an Olympic medal-winning whore blush. To avoid being caught in the crossfire, I quickly moved along!

Shark Fin Soup Sucks

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Shark Fin Soup Sucks , swiped from PassionStitch@gmail.com on Flickr. Here's an excerpt from an FB wall regarding sharks fin activism at its best. I enjoyed taking part. Happy reading! VegeBoy shark fin melon soup ready in another 40 minutes. I am sure it will turn out great! Like · · Unfollow Post · Yesterday at 8:25pm · Mr. J likes this. williamnyk For some reason, sharkfin melon makes me feel nauseous. It has since been banned from my dinner table. Prefer the common melon. Yesterday at 8:32pm · Like Activist1 Stop killing sharks!! Yesterday at 8:34pm · Like · 1 VegeBoy haha, never heard people get allergy of that. I love it, it's sweeter for my liking. :) Yesterday at 8:34pm · Like VegeBoy ‎ Activist1 I hope you are joking....... Yesterday at 8:34pm · Like Activist1 I am not. Yesterday at 8:35pm · Like VegeBoy have you finished reading my sentence carefully then? Yesterday at 8:35pm · Like Activist1 Not I haven't. Got so angry with p...

Licked

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In the heat of our passion, KH kissed me hard on my lips. His hands would go roaming to my chest as he knows his touch would elicit an appreciative response from me. Not feeling satisfied with my moan, he unbuttoned my shirt and put his warm mouth to my right nipple. The feeling was electric. But it ended abruptly. He sat up and licked his lips. I opened my eyes and looked at him: Moi: What's wrong dear? KH: Is that perfume I taste in my mouth? Moi: XD. Yup. Esprit Connect. We continued where we left off. LOL.