will i am's delayed diary

Check out Burger King 's latest seasonal addition to their menu-- BK Xtra Long . The catchphrase-- So long and juicy no one can resist! It hits a chord with the gay community kan ? We all can relate to that. And look at the model's neck in the ad. Gives a whole new world of meaning to deep throating . Hehe. Over and out.

Such wisdom from a sleazy roadside advertisement I saw in Taman Desa: Wang ringgit boleh dicari, kebahagian rumahtangga tidak boleh dijual-beli In case you got a P7 for your Bahasa Malaysia, it means that money can always be earned, but marital happiness can never be bought. So, forget about OT tonight, go home and f*ck your hubby's brains out. Instant marital bliss. Money problems? Have sex. Your spouse giving you ten-cent face? Have sex. In-laws meddling all the time? Have sex. Looking for more such nuggets of wisdom? Fret not. Keep your eyes peeled in wet markets and under flyovers for phrases such as "Mann Cream", "Approved by KKM" and "ILoveBanana.com". Happy hunting!

Once again, I've found a chinese radio ad that I've got to share. It's not really annoying or anthing, but the premise of both the ads are quite disturbing, in my book. Here's the ad for eMagic EPT Facial Treatment (not too sure about the spelling): Version 1 Johnson : ( Wolf whistle ) Where're you going leng lui ? Woman : Eh, is that you, Johnson? Johnson : Opps, it's my mother-in-law! Woman : ( Oh my! Even my son-in-law couldn't recognize me after my eMagic EPT Facial Treatment! My skin is smooth and more radiant! ) Young Man : ( Wolf whistle ) Woman : Are you sure you didn't recognize the wrong person, young man? Comment: What shocks me is that Johnson's mother-in-law is not at all disturbed that her son-in-law was flirting with random women on the street. Even worse is that she was very proud of herself, being able the catch the eye of her son-in-law. Sick. Pengz. Version 2 Husband : ( Kisses wife on cheek ) Wife : Am I dreaming? Did my husband j...