will i am's delayed diary

In my feverish daze yesterday, I sent my blog post to the wrong address, hence you're reading this right now. All is right again after seeing two doctors, and I'll be trudging to work tomorrow after one and half days of rest. I was super-bloated, felt like I had alien queen in me, waiting to finish gestating and burst out of my abdominal cavity. Well, it did burst out-- I barfed all over my living room floor. I felt so much better after that, but pai seh that SK had to clean that up. Thanks dear! -- Regards, William

UW I Swiped from williamnyk . Tagged, I was and here is the post. Tardy as usual. Hehe. As Apollo mentioned, I collect underwear and part of my collection is posted here for your viewing pleasure. I think I've been crazy about 'em ever since I was 7. I gained 8kg in the past year. :(. Stress and age? I came out at age 27. I lost my virginity at age 27. Took me 14 years to notice that my best friend was gay. I come from a national school background and only started speaking mandarin in university. I used to be terrified of driving. I can't ride a bicycle. Mine broke in half when I was 5 and I have never ridden on one ever since. I'm Roman Catholic convert. I was trying to reject my sexuality through religion, but in turn, I embraced both God and my sexuality. My father passed away of a myocardial infarction ( heart attack lo ) when I was 17. I'm an impatient bastard. I still work for the same IT company I joined after my graduation. I interned at the same co

Thanks to Takashi's Xmas present, I'm currently smelling of strawberries! The mild soap from Body Shop has quite a pleasing fragrance, not sickeningly sweet. Quite unlike Ansell's Strawberry Lube that smells of jam! *winks at SK* Who wanna have a whiff of me now? LOL -- Regards, William

I don't know why, but I've been seeing a lot of lesbian couples these days. They're much more visible than gay couples. You can see them holding hands ( it's so unfair that they won't get a second glance ), brushing the hair out of the other's eyes ( trademark !), gazing longingly at each other... And everything else normal couples do ( but I've also seen some loudly whining and bouncing off the LRT walls ). Are gay couples too busy looking like a couple straight guys on an outing? Trying to pass off fleeting physical touches as masculine chumminess ( as Johann S. Lee so articulately described it )? Or are the signs of affection so subtle that even I miss them? When KH and I are out on dates, we're not all over each other, but he does hold my hand at opportune times or steal a kiss or cop a feel whenever the chance arises. His ability to do that never ceases to amaze me. Perhaps another reason is because lesbians can pass off as straight people? With the

I usually have my post-lunch kopi o or teh c at Toastbox, Pavilion. Today, I had a wondrous surprise to mark my loyal patronage-- I discovered a partial cockroach leg floating in my drink after downing three quarters of it! Argh. Didn't puke or anything, I just stared at it. If I survive the ordeal, I'll most probably go back for more tomorrow. :) -- Regards, William

During my Sunday swim (luckily the rain stopped the moment I stripped to my trunks), scarce eye candy finally made an appearance. The young guy was damn fair and sported a white swim trunk- so Jap porn. Motivated me to swim more than usual. As a result, I'm feeling my muscles more than usual today. More eye candy for faster achievement of fitness goals! No where do I see it mentioned in Men's Health. :p -- Regards, William

MelWedding Swiped from williamnyk . A year after my CNY trip to the Pearl of the Orient, I find myself there again attending Mel's wedding. Mum, SK and I flew there to attend the matrimonial mass at the Church of the Risen Christ and banquet at Bayview Hotel. Our taxi ride to town hit a snag as the chariot procession for Thaipusam was in full swing and traffic was affected. Mel put us up at the Bayview Hotel ( so convenient, kan? ) and I must say that it's a pretty good hotel. It's location on Farquhar Street makes it accessible to many nearby attractions and famous shrines to gluttony. It's a little old, but it doesn't look rundown. After checking in and freshening up, we immediately took a cab to the church at Air Hitam. Apparently, taxis don't go by the meter, so the trip there cost MYR30 ( the trip from the airport cost MYR38 ). But the taxi driver was kind enough to stop at a few places for us to buy a quick lunch as we were famished! Ended up with