will i am's delayed diary

The government announced the Langkawi Travel Bubble to kick-off the reopening of the local tourism sector. The Tribe pounced on the chance to travel further. For several Sundays they had been going to points of interests within Selangor, e.g. Pantai Morib, and Hulu Langat. On Tuesday night, my BIL managed to secure a police permit to travel by land to Langkawi. It was a five-day trip, so it fell to mum and I to babysit the latest member of their family-- Henry, a pudgy Syrian hamster. My sister brought him over in a small cage, and Little Monster handed me his hamster food, and chew snacks.  During the night, Henry is very active and would be running up and down. And he would even hang from the top of the cage like he was playing on monkey bars. One morning we woke to find that he had dismantled his hamster wheel. It had fallen down blocked his access to his water bottle. Once we moved it away, he went for a lonngggg drink. Not only that, he even managed to dislodge the water bottl...

One day, I received an unexpected parcel from Shopee. My name was on the package, but there was nothing pending in my account. Received all my sexy gear jor. Opened it anyway, and found it to be a box of Shiroi Koibito, a European-style cookie manufactured and sold by Japanese confectionery maker Ishiya in Sapporo. A must-buy when travelling to Hokkaido. A surprise gift perhaps? Secret admirer? The first person I asked was KH:  Moi: Baby, someone sent me Shiroi Koibito. KH: Oh, that's mine. I mistakenly sent it to your house.  Whattttttttttttttttttttt???????????????? Zzz.  

Two months passed and it was time for my second dose of Astra Zeneca. Such a long wait when one compares it to those who got Pfizer and Sinovac. KH drove me to WTC and took it as a chance to paktor . How the definition of paktor has changed. Haha. As expected, it was a smooth drive to WTC on a Sunday afternoon. Some weeks prior, vaccination appointments were screwed up the city center was locked down to thwart a political protest against the newly-minted prime minister. He was so insecure that he even shutdown the rail service. KH dropped me off at the entrance of WTC, and went to park at Sunway Putra Mall. Experience taught me to update my "COVID-19 Status" in the MySejahtera app and refresh my profile before approaching the crew at the first check point. Compared to my first appointment in July, there was noticeably less people, and there was no wait. Just kept walking from point to point. No longer needed to get to Dewan Merdeka on fourth floor. Did a quick registration,...

Received a super early birthday present from SK which is a Huawei Watch Fit. Not the first time she got me a wearable device. There's a Mi Band 3 somewhere in my room too. This time round, I decided to actually wear it. What prompted me to do so? It's a Huawei device, and I'm using a Huawei smartphone. There's a SpO2 reading feature on the Huawei Watch Fit. A couch potato like me would have scant use for the fitness tracking and workout features. Whenever it tells me to get active, I just ignore it. LOL. Other useful features include: Phone notification . Quite useful because my smartphone is perpetually on mute.  Sleep analysis . A lot of mumbo-jumbo, but I guess it encourages me to sleep earlier. Sometimes, it mistakenly thinks that I'm taking a nap. Do I stay THAT still? Haha. Heart rate . The novelty of reviewing my heart rate when I fap or f*ck.   What I am going to with my watches now?