Shit For Brains
Once in a while, one gets to see something interesting at the market. I was checking out a bad boy twink (BBT) who was manning a women's clothing stall at the OUG market when suddenly he was confronted by an old lady (OL). The following explosive conversation ensued:
OL: Hey, shit for brains! I'm talking to you!
BBT: What?!
OL: Dye your hair until so yellow for what?! And so long! Doesn't look like hair, looks like pussy hair!
BBT: ...
OL: So you got a stay-in or not?
BBT: What's a stay-in?
OL: If polite ma say stay-in lo, not polite ma co-habitating slut lo!
BBT: ...
OL: Girls nowadays all useless de. Dunno how to cool and clean. Also shit for brains.
The attacks were unrelenting and I was surprised the kid didn't lose his head. Weird. And the old lady's vocabulary could make an Olympic medal-winning whore blush. To avoid being caught in the crossfire, I quickly moved along!
Comments
Hahaha. Post them after you ask your wife to wax 'em!
@Vincent~:
Not if your grandma is a retired triad leader XD
@Grat:
Ewwwwwww!
village slut @"public toilet":
bila anak kau si xyx tu nak kahwin?
grandma:suka hati bila dia nak kahwin.ada dia raba pan@#% kau?!!
well who tell her to ask that repeatedly?haha
Fuiyoh! Hebat!
@JJ:
I think he was enjoying the banter :P