23. A Patchwork of Suneo
About one year ago I did a meme about the 25 facts of Suneo. Now it's 23. I'll try my best not to repeat anything. If all else fails, I'll just resort to creative writing.
- I'm a food processor. I can dump a piece of chicken or an unshelled prawn in my mouth and spit out the unedible parts. I strip meat of bones and even cartilege is not spared. I bloody love the stuff. Sometimes, I down prawn shells as well.
- My mum cut my hair for more than 20 years before I settled on my current stylist. I had saved a fortune on haircuts, only to squander it all later in life. Hahaha. Ever since that day, I've also not used a comb!
- My childhood best friends were a Punjabi boy and two Chindian sisters. I used to play imaginary games with the lot of 'em, but girls tended to be more emo, so I spent time with the boy more. We usually walked around and talked for hours and hours. I lost contact with all of them.
- I only started going for tuition in Form 5. I took Physics, Chemistry and Bahasa Malaysia. Thanks to Mr. Wong, Mr. Hiew and En. Razak. It paid off.
- I like to listen to Oldies. I have a soft spot for the Chinese Folk variety. I had goosebumps listening to the renditions in "I Have A Date With Spring". Bring me to RedBox and I'll no doubt select some Theresa Teng songs. :P.
- I'm a heavy SMS user. I send no less than 15 sms-es a day to KH. And I also like to sampat with other peeps who would entertain me. And this would sometimes result in thumbaches (I text with one hand, I find using two hands so uncool).
- Having sex in the morning is the perfect way to start my day. In my opinion, it feels so much better in the morning. A morning kiss, a morning woody and you're ready to go! It's scientifically-proven you know? Mens Health says that testosterone levels peak in the morning. ^_^. But sometimes, I end up with the sniffles. Oh well.
- I have never had a tooth filling and I'm working hard to keep it that way! But the funny thing is that my teeth are quite yellow. During primary school, a dentist once remarked, "Merokok ah?". :P
- 4 sites dominate my browser tabs - GMail, Google Reader, Flickr and Facebook. And of course some misc. skank sites, but that's for some other post.
- I hate the "aroma" from RotiBoy, St. Cinnamon, Bread Talk and Lovely Lace. It makes me gag! It turns me off!
- I never use a nail file. The sensation freaks me out.
- When I came out to SK, she wasn't surprised. She already confirmed the fact the day that she saw KH with me. Amazing. Her Gaydar is the strongest in centuries. Is she the Prophecised One?
- It feels weird calling KH by his real name. I've gotten so used to using "Baby". Sometimes I slip up and use that term of endearment in public.
- Call me old-fashioned or conservative or possessive, but it really irks me when I hear about open relationships, polyamory and its ilk. I can't even accept KH going for any Happy Ending massages!
- When I sleep, I only require my blanket. The pillow is optional. Clothes are optional. Don't think of it as Linus Syndrome. It's not that bad, k? FYI, I use a patchwork quilt blanket.
- I am a Mang Zang King. Just ask KH and SK. My temper can flare all of a sudden and unfortunately it usually only burns the people who love me the dearest. I'm bad. :(.
- I have very sensitive skin. It all changed during my adolescence. Must be the hormones. Manhandle me and my skin will break out in rashes. So be gentle, k?
- I'm a very messy person. The desk at my cubicle has papers strewn all over. I usually have a "working heap". My colleague once remarked that my desk looks like it was hit by a cyclone.
- I have a long scar on my left foot from when I was a kid. According to mum, dad backed into me with the car. My tricycle and I was dragged under and my foot got scraped by the sand. Since they couldn't tie me down, I jumped around a lot and the wound didn't heal properly and turned into a big scar.
- Ever since I discovered Japanese porn, I have never looked back. So what if their dicks are masked? It turns me on anyway. :P. But SimonLover is trying to convert me with Brent Corrigan. Yet to check him (Brent, not Simon. :P) out.
- I have never smoked before, but I think I had ingested enough second hand smoke from my working stint in Jakarta. Everyday I was bombarded by Gudang Garam clove ciggies. I don't think I will ever kiss a smoker. But that doesn't mean I won't do other things... :P
- When I was a kid, I was a little felon. I stole some cute-sy erasers and a pack of Crazy Eights from the neighbourhood stationery shop. I still have that pack of playing cards. :P. "I direct the jury's attention to Exhibit A..."
- I've only clubbed once in my life, in Play, Singapore. Although it was smoke-free, it didn't really appeal to me (but naked torsos on the podium do, :P). I did dance a little after the alcohol kicked in and I must say it's quite cool kissing your BF in the dazzling lights.
There. Anything new?
- I'm a food processor. I can dump a piece of chicken or an unshelled prawn in my mouth and spit out the unedible parts. I strip meat of bones and even cartilege is not spared. I bloody love the stuff. Sometimes, I down prawn shells as well.
- My mum cut my hair for more than 20 years before I settled on my current stylist. I had saved a fortune on haircuts, only to squander it all later in life. Hahaha. Ever since that day, I've also not used a comb!
- My childhood best friends were a Punjabi boy and two Chindian sisters. I used to play imaginary games with the lot of 'em, but girls tended to be more emo, so I spent time with the boy more. We usually walked around and talked for hours and hours. I lost contact with all of them.
- I only started going for tuition in Form 5. I took Physics, Chemistry and Bahasa Malaysia. Thanks to Mr. Wong, Mr. Hiew and En. Razak. It paid off.
- I like to listen to Oldies. I have a soft spot for the Chinese Folk variety. I had goosebumps listening to the renditions in "I Have A Date With Spring". Bring me to RedBox and I'll no doubt select some Theresa Teng songs. :P.
- I'm a heavy SMS user. I send no less than 15 sms-es a day to KH. And I also like to sampat with other peeps who would entertain me. And this would sometimes result in thumbaches (I text with one hand, I find using two hands so uncool).
- Having sex in the morning is the perfect way to start my day. In my opinion, it feels so much better in the morning. A morning kiss, a morning woody and you're ready to go! It's scientifically-proven you know? Mens Health says that testosterone levels peak in the morning. ^_^. But sometimes, I end up with the sniffles. Oh well.
- I have never had a tooth filling and I'm working hard to keep it that way! But the funny thing is that my teeth are quite yellow. During primary school, a dentist once remarked, "Merokok ah?". :P
- 4 sites dominate my browser tabs - GMail, Google Reader, Flickr and Facebook. And of course some misc. skank sites, but that's for some other post.
- I hate the "aroma" from RotiBoy, St. Cinnamon, Bread Talk and Lovely Lace. It makes me gag! It turns me off!
- I never use a nail file. The sensation freaks me out.
- When I came out to SK, she wasn't surprised. She already confirmed the fact the day that she saw KH with me. Amazing. Her Gaydar is the strongest in centuries. Is she the Prophecised One?
- It feels weird calling KH by his real name. I've gotten so used to using "Baby". Sometimes I slip up and use that term of endearment in public.
- Call me old-fashioned or conservative or possessive, but it really irks me when I hear about open relationships, polyamory and its ilk. I can't even accept KH going for any Happy Ending massages!
- When I sleep, I only require my blanket. The pillow is optional. Clothes are optional. Don't think of it as Linus Syndrome. It's not that bad, k? FYI, I use a patchwork quilt blanket.
- I am a Mang Zang King. Just ask KH and SK. My temper can flare all of a sudden and unfortunately it usually only burns the people who love me the dearest. I'm bad. :(.
- I have very sensitive skin. It all changed during my adolescence. Must be the hormones. Manhandle me and my skin will break out in rashes. So be gentle, k?
- I'm a very messy person. The desk at my cubicle has papers strewn all over. I usually have a "working heap". My colleague once remarked that my desk looks like it was hit by a cyclone.
- I have a long scar on my left foot from when I was a kid. According to mum, dad backed into me with the car. My tricycle and I was dragged under and my foot got scraped by the sand. Since they couldn't tie me down, I jumped around a lot and the wound didn't heal properly and turned into a big scar.
- Ever since I discovered Japanese porn, I have never looked back. So what if their dicks are masked? It turns me on anyway. :P. But SimonLover is trying to convert me with Brent Corrigan. Yet to check him (Brent, not Simon. :P) out.
- I have never smoked before, but I think I had ingested enough second hand smoke from my working stint in Jakarta. Everyday I was bombarded by Gudang Garam clove ciggies. I don't think I will ever kiss a smoker. But that doesn't mean I won't do other things... :P
- When I was a kid, I was a little felon. I stole some cute-sy erasers and a pack of Crazy Eights from the neighbourhood stationery shop. I still have that pack of playing cards. :P. "I direct the jury's attention to Exhibit A..."
- I've only clubbed once in my life, in Play, Singapore. Although it was smoke-free, it didn't really appeal to me (but naked torsos on the podium do, :P). I did dance a little after the alcohol kicked in and I must say it's quite cool kissing your BF in the dazzling lights.
There. Anything new?
Comments
Hmmmmm word verification 'excite'!
+Ant+
i so can get a hubby here.
Haha. I was expected to complain. Gomen!
@Cheryl:
Errr.... you would be the first to know everything. The sisters are your ex-schoolmates ma. Good luck getting a straight hubby there! :P
@Grat:
I don't "gag" that easily. Haha.
@BBear:
LOL. Ask Pikey to sew one for you.
@Darren:
Click on the meme tag. Haha.
@Simonlover:
True, true! Everyday eat "sashimi" also will sienz.
[Jino] - A man's not a man unless he knows how to shoot
BJ him awake!
@Beng2:
Haha. What's your verdict? :P
What' a nail file?
p/s: still searching a suitable blanket for Bear...
I also only started tuition in Form 4. So we started tuition in the same year le! LOL
Brent Corrigan is getting old, and a bit over-slutty :P
On a whiff of that I might just zone out and strangle you. :P
@Pikey:
Ask somebody's grandma to sew. Haha. A nail file is used to smoothen your nails after you've cut them.
@Savante:
Even I rarely watch with KH le!
@Ichi:
Yeah, I saw that star!
@Derek:
You should do the meme too. :)
@HnS:
I don't think medication would be a good choice plus it's not disturbing the quality of my life. Over-slutty? LOL.
@Count A:
Sounds hairy. :S
Who doesn't? :P
Kissing the bf under dazzling lights, must try that one XD
Also, I adora jap porn too ^^
Bring the fella clubbing lo...
Hooray for Jap boys!
You? You kan cerewet. :P
@Takashi:
?