Feline OBGYN
On one night, I was having dinner with SK at home. We were in the dining room and mum went upstairs to her room. Suddenly, we heard my mum scream. Once, then twice, then thrice, in quick succession. Having stared at each other enough, we rushed upstairs to see what the kerfuffle was about. Turns out that mum had found a cat on her bed and when she tried to shoo it off, it kinda "pee-ed" on her silk comforter. By the time we had gotten up, the cat had fleed to my room and subsequently rushed out and climbed to the top of the curtains. It was scared shitless. We tried brooms and I even pelted it with a tennis ball, but it just clawed onto the curtains like there's no tomorrow. Finally, we opened the window and it jumped out on its own accord. The window was wet too... I suspect that the cat was pregnant (it looked so bloated) and the "pee" was actually amniotic fluid. I think it was just looking for a place to go into labour and she choose mum's expensive sheets. :S. I had a hell of a time cleaning up after that... mop the floor, take down the curtains.. and mum was nag... nag.. nag... nag... nag... Gotta check the 4D Manual for this number....
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- an avid follower
+Ant+
So pity lor the kitten. I took it outside and played with it awhile. Then for few days it didn't want to leave the front of our house and mum wasn't happy about it. She had me place the cat far away from our house never to return again...
I have an avid follower! Hahaha. Thanks for revealing yourself. :P. I picked that word up from "Little Britain".
@Grat:
I have no paws!
@Mark:
I wouldn't go anywhere near that hysterical, leaking cat!
@BBear:
Ask the Salmon to get a pet cat. Hehe. But it may be a little dangerous for him. :P
Why did your mum nag? Nag whom? For what?
but i guess i can't.
hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaahaha
sorry
really sorry...
well since we havent met so how can I reveal myself :)...
just an avid follower of you and ur KH since day 1...
- avid follower....
You've not seen one? You read way too many medical text books. :P
@JJ:
Nope, no idea where the cat went. I'll redirect it to your place if you like. You know how mums are... why never close the door... bla bla bla.
@Pikey:
Hamster?
@Bong:
You're next!
@Nase:
Ada double meaning ni!
@Darren:
Hehe. I'm a monkey. :P
@Blue:
I'm no vet!
@L2:
Err... spotted. :)
@Avid:
I shall call you "Avid" from now on. :). Thanks for reading. :)
@Fufu:
Aum!