will i am's delayed diary

iPhone10 Swiped from williamnyk . I woke up early on Wednesday to do some last minute packing and had a breakfast of fried noodles with mum. At around 10:30am, the taxi driver came over and I hugged mum and Cyan goodbye. The ride to LCCT seemed quite short with me fiddling on the iPhone for 40 minutes. The check-in queue for AK266 to Bandar Seri Begawan was quite long. Everyone had loads of luggage to check-in. The Bruneians seemed intent to bring back a BIG slice of Kuala Lumpur to their home country. Lovely. While waiting for my colleagues, I had a cup of brewed coffee at a coffee shop near the boarding gates. Boarding was a breeze as our company got express boarding for us. Two cuties on board, and one happened to be a colleague. Wohooo... The flight was uneventful. The food was expectedly horrible. I had pre-booked Asian Fried Rice with Chicken Satay. Horrible. Please avoid it all costs. I felt like I was eating sand. Even the chicken was more moist. :S. I finished it anyw

I have been taking notice of this DJ from RED FM... from his recent pictures in The Star, he does look kinda cute to me! A bit nerdy, but so fresh-faced and fair. A nice smile too! Too bad there aren't many of his pictures on the internet. Perhaps SimonLover can dig up some more. Perhaps he'll even find a skanky pic or two. LOL. Have not listened to his voice over the radio yet. But got to admit, this pic on their website doesn't quite do him justice. Makes him look really thin. What do you guys think?

Sow Your Wild Oats Swiped from ecstaticist . Xavier suddenly added Bunny and I on group chat late one night. The conversation started with a "999" clip about gay activities in Taman Miharja. It was quite entertaining about how they were going on about the subject. The usual gay-bashing. Adds my love for the term aktiviti songsang . Sounds cool. Hahaha. Then out of the blue, he started on how Bunny and I should enjoy our youth by going to saunas and having strings of ONS although our age is only 1 year apart. Somehow, all that doesn't really appeal to me. I know the argument is to sow your oats when you're young and settle down later. We're only young once and we will never quite reclaim that feeling of invincibility and physical prowess. Of course, the riskier it is, the more pleasure we derive from it, and so, one must also be level-headed about all this hedonism. Having said all this, I still don't think that I'm wasting my youth ( not that I ha

Jame'Asr Hassanal Bolkiah, Brunei Swiped from Dan1897 . Hi guys and girls! I'll be flying to Brunei tomorrow for a business trip and won't be back till next Thursday. Hate meeting clients. Blegh. Hopefully all will go well and the preparations that were done are sufficient. But I am still uneasy because I'm bringing a product that I am hardly familiar with. Hopefully my colleagues can cover for me. I don't know if I'll have the time to go to Miri or perhaps meet up some of KH's friends who have just relocated there this month. See how things go lo! Wish me luck!

There are actually two differences. But I'm not sure if you can detect it from the picture. Let the games begin!

Dream Swiped from marisa larisa . The biggest qualm about being in an LDR is always the lack of physical intimacy. "Goodness! What do you do for sex?!" "Kan tahan mehhhhhhh???" "I'd go crazy if I didn't get to see my BF for so long" These are just a few from the myriad of responses that I get from people. Well, I'm definitely no Shaolin monk and neither am I asexual. It's very usual to get horny and of course one needs to have a healthy outlet for those urges. The obvious choice is of course to sleep around spank one's salami. And of course one can throw in the occasional phone sex or sexting. But not everyone can appreciate moaning over the phone. So in such a state of drought ( as Leggie and Grat like to put it ), would you think that I regularly get sex dreams about KH? My bestie in Germany once said: "Of course you don't get sex dreams about KH! He's your BF!" LOL. In a way, it's kind of true. The Dre

Char Siew Swiped from williamnyk . On Sunday, I had my favourite char siew wantan noodles at Aman Suria right after church. I was extra grateful during mass that day because I bumped into three cute guys at the cafeteria. Tall and Korean-looking. Totally yummy. Back to the other 'meat'. Business was extra good that day, so the delicious sausages were sold out ( sayur pun habis! ). So we just made with the deliciously thick and juicy char siew . After lunch, we went home to rest for a while before my swim. Mum on the other ponteng and went to a friend's house in Seri Petaling. After my swim, we stopped over for a while and had some home-grown corn ( she turned her bungalow into a farm, :S ). Her friend recommended that we have dinner at Harbour Steamboat in Seri Petaling. It was a good recommendation, but we had to wait for an hour before we were seated ( and the waitress had the nerve to say, "Have to wait very long hor?" ). Thank goodness I had the iPhon

LRT Celebrity Swiped from williamnyk . For my loyal viewers, this is the inaugural edition of LRT Celebrities: iPhone Edition . Expect clearer shots and better quality with the spy pics taken via my iNyk! Today's edition is woman ( Sis A ) who is having a loud conversation with her sister. She was taking the LRT to Bt. Jalil to catch a bus back up to Perak. On her right~ the woman who has her legs WIDE OPEN is her sister who lives in KL ( Sis B ). Sis A: Aiyeh... dunno how leh. Should I break up with him or not? Break up also die. Don't break up also die... Sis B: Haiyah... how old is the guy ah? Sis A: 48 years old dy lo... You know la, I also no money ma. My job is a dead end job le. 6-days a week... sigh. Sis B: You come to KL la... I recommend you work at massage parlour! Eh, how about your husband le? How to settle? Sis A: That fella say wanna divorce. I where got money! Stay with my BF first le! They kept going on and on. Ever since Puduraya closed for construct

Bavarian Bierhaus Swiped from williamnyk . Saturday was marked by the usual marketing routine. Many people were out of town for the long weekend, so that explains the lull in the usual bustling market. We finished up pretty quickly and headed to Carrefour at Endah Parade to raid their promo salmon steaks. Together with two other women, we waited around for them to slice up another fish. Half of it was snapped up in half a minute. Thinking back, Carrefour Sri Petaling is just a sad, faded shadow of its heyday seven years ago. It used to be super crowded and very happening. Now, the whole complex is kinda like an overripe zit waiting to be popped. Breakfast was upstairs at Uncle Chong's Kopitiam . Decent curry mee but lousy service. Fully manned by migrant workers. Did some chores at home. Mopped the floor. Hanged up a painting. Lunch was late and light. Soba with nori , bonito flakes and some tororo konbu . Had a short nap after that while the rain raged outside. At night, we h

Yin Yang Star Back Tattoo Swiped from David Schexnaydre . All of my female colleagues have either resigned or had been transferred out, leaving only guys in my team. An imbalance has occurred. Now, my colleagues like to touch each other, tweaking each other's nipples and caressing thighs... even at the public food court. I am... shocked and amused at the same time. Hehehehe. WAKAKAKAKAKA. Straight men. Hah!

iPhone6 Swiped from williamnyk . Early on Wesak morning, mum, SK and I went out to K3K Benta Kaya for breakfast. Why there you may ask? Cause they gave me a coupon for a free topee ( round bread toast with butter and kaya, very crispy and light ) on my next visit. Clever marketing. Just to redeem that, I spent MYR33 on breakfast. Ordered some of their noodles and I must say they all sucked. Don't bother. Just eat their toast. Their other mains suck big time. Having had my fill of noodles and nasi kunyit , we made a beeline for the wet market to get some fruits. Mum wanted to visit our ex-neighbour in OUG. Her MIL is now bedridden after a stroke. When we got there, she was not at home. After some futile attempts to communicate with her new Cambodian maid, we just went in to wait. My ex-neighbour came home not long after we arrived. Turns out that her MIL had been warded in UMMC due to bed sores and complications from her diabetic condition. So we had a long talk with her

Piss like there's no tomorrow Swiped from abej2004 . Remember my lunch at BV1 on Sunday ? Well, I left out a very juicy part in the story. Thought that it warrants a post by itself. On arrival at BV2, we went up to the first floor to use the SkyWalk. Before going over, I used the toilet there. As I walked in, I noticed a young guy in his early twenties at the urinal nearest to the wall. Since there were many more unoccupied urinals, I chose a spot one urinal away from him. As I started my business, a father and his two daughthers exited the loo. And from the corner of my eye, I detected the young guy flopping his cock. I took some time to empty my bladder and he was still at it until I was done. When I finished, I purposely turned over to peek. He definitely wasn't peeing and I saw his semi-flaccid dick. Was he cruising or did he have an enlarged prostate? I think the former would be more plausible. On hindsight, maybe I should have looked over and gave him a hamsap g

Mizu I Swiped from williamnyk . On Pentecost Sunday , I was at the very last minute roped in to be a hospitality minister again. I'm beginning to think that the Liturgy Group aunty has put me in her reserve list. No untoward incidents, but my sash fell off during the walk away from the altar. That was kinda comical. But not as comical as dropping your pants. :P. Mum had hit Da Ma Cai on Saturday, so lunch was on her. We went to Mizu at Bangsar Village I. The only reason we were there was because we wanted to go to the cobbler downstairs. The sifu ( he wears a size 4! ) was there today and he was very professional. Hopefully he can save my favourite pair of suede Lewre shoes. After so many years, the stitching's still fine and the leather oh-so-soft! Just that the colour's a bit off now. Mizu has an open kitchen concept and the air-conditioning wasn't strong. So you can imagine that we were sweating under the lights. And since we sat near the drinks bar, it w

During a Pentecost gathering, one guy stood up to speak during a scripture discussion session. "It is a sign of the times. The end is near. Earthquakes. Floods. Two men hugging and talking of love. Homosexuals. Lesbians. We must always be vigilant!" A dark cloud immediately descended on my mum's face. Looks like it's still a taboo subject for her. :P. But anyway, I don't see what's wrong with two men telling each other that they love each other. Even Jesus loved his disciples!

I hate to admit this, but I think I really have too many pairs of underwear . I try to rotate my collection so that none of my babies are neglected and I find that it takes me more than 2 months to see a familiar face. Some I had even forgotten about. Hehe. And I still have unworn stock in my drawers!!! And KH also contributes to my stash. And as for swim trunks, I have 5 pairs at the moment! Although its nice to get an honourable mention ( that post of his really boosted the visitors to my blog! ), I think really have to stop buying for now. But... before that, lemme introduce some of the newcomers! :P

On Saturday, did my usual wet market thing. Thank goodness the crowd was less on that day. The price of vegetables had skyrocketed, so even the wholesalers did not have much to sell. It rained, making it a cool day. After that, I accompanied SK to her TCM follow-up. Think she's making some progress with the practitioner, but his techniques are a little unconventional . The session took longer than usual, so we were late to pick up Pooh and his friend, Donchadh at Hotel Maluri. Traffic also held us up with Cheras being Cheras. Lemme reiterate, I hate Cheras . Jalan Cheras, how I hate you! Cheras signboards, HATEZ! Anyway, by the time we picked up the girls, Carpe Diem was already waiting at the restaurant-- Sim Hap Ke . SK got in touch with Junior and he recommended the place. Just 10 minutes away, provided the road is clear. But, who I am I kidding, it's Cheras we're talking about. OK, OK, no more Cheras-bashing. I've gotten it all out of my system. Lunch was at 2:00pm.

My colleague says that I have a weird habit. I would stir my cup with my teaspoon although all I have in it is warm water. Is that so weird?

My blue balls ended on Monday. My swimmers were finally emancipated from their prison. Such a relief! I was supposed to take the whole day off, but a surprise meeting with my GM scuttled that plan. So at noon, I came over to his house and fetched him to SK's 'Love Mansion'. Both of us were in no mood to have lunch. On arrival, we started 'rediscovering' what we had forgotten about each other. SK's balcony was open~~ I think we may have scared the neighbours. :P. Post-coitus, I headed downstairs to reheat the lunch that SK had so graciously prepared in the morning. So typical of KH to rest in the room to wait for me to holler! By that time we were famished and hungrily ate the curry chicken ( so ngam, KH always takes curry chicken on Monday ), herbal soup and salad. After lunch, we were in manja mode and watched a movie or two. KH fell asleep for a while... so cute to find him asleep when I called for him. Before five, we got dressed and went out to Sweet Hut

growth Swiped from The Ambulance . Ever heard of Blue Balls ? According to an old Kinsey sex manual that belonged to my brother, it's said to be a myth. But it's very real for me! I had 'em during my weekend with KH. We met on Saturday for JL's birthday , but only got minimal and restricted 'alone' time during the drive back. Then we met on Sunday during the swim at his place. The pool wasn't that quiet as it was father-son day at the kiddy pool! We were joking about DILFs. :P. The water did provide some cover and of course being near-naked around each other does have its effects! And so, in the end, we were feeling quite restless, jumpy and congested from the lack of 'follow-through'. :S. 'Grounding my swimmers' as Janvier likes to put it. The best solution is to reset the system. How best to reset the system? Let it ALL out! Hahahaha. Have you ever experienced it?

On Sunday, I dragged my tired ass out of bed to celebrate the 9:00am English mass. After that, SK and I went to Lotus, Aman Suria for breakkie. Just a simple meal of rava dosai and teh tarik . Then I went home to change and left for SK's place for a lunch date with LifeBook and Leggie. SK was only at half capacity that day, she whipped up a giant pot of pepper pork stomach soup, stir-fried lotus root with carrots and snowpods and pan-fried salmon with shimeji mushrooms. Her pepper stomach soup was very good for a first try! ( there goes my anti-innards pledge ). Everyone was super sleepy after lunch. We lazed around in the living room chatting about catching the eye of rich Dato's and saving on years in the workforce. By 3:00pm, the guests left and SK and I went to KH's place for a swim. Tried on KH's pair of rejected white trunks. Not bad la, but the BF says can see skin at the back when wet. :P. Did my 15 laps and tried to jumpstart my freestyle again with the help