will i am's delayed diary

I wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait. Am I too naive? I always tell people not to expect others to change for you and yet I myself am guilty of harbouring such a hope. Baka. -- Regards, William

"That used to be my favourite TV show! Now I find it boring. What else is on?" This parable works well in our social interactions too. Serial friendships, you can call it. Friends du jour. The flavour of the month. From the new arrivals they end up in the bargain bin later in the season. Then we go shopping again. Some go for serial courtships. The thrill is in the hunt. Out with the old, in with the new. Consumerism at its best. Feel free to change the channel. ;)

My colleague is in dire need of a nose hair trimmer. A veritable nostril nightmare! How do I tell HER that without making it an awkward situation? Please help. -- Regards, William

Christiano Ronaldo-- skimpy white trunks; pink cap; leg-waxing; pink polo-t. Fine la. But I think the flower behind the ear is the deep end of the pool. Stay away! -- Regards, William

Yellow Phone Swiped from williamnyk . In conjuction with my Singapore trip , I'm publishing the Singapore version of LRT Celebrities-- MRT Celebrities ! The debut episode features Uncle I'm-Too-Cheap-To-Buy-Phone-Accessories . It was kinda shocked to find the fella protecting his expensive phone from the elements, scratches and what-not using a recycled plastic sleeve normally found in the DIY hardware section. One side clear, and the other side solid yellow. Usually used to to pack some loose nails or a cheap mini screwdriver set. Oustanding. And it was oversized as well. If his phone ever accidentally fell into the toilet, I guarantee you that it will float! Luckily he did not use a plastik kuih fastened with a rubber band... P.S.: As bonus, here's a picture of random cuteness from Raffles City Shopping Center...

SingaporeHols200912 Swiped from williamnyk . Upon waking up on Friday, we found that JJ was not out to work and that can only mean that he had a rough night with his gastric problems. And so, after KH left for work, I accompanied JJ to his regular doctor at Katong. Opposite the clinic was a small kopitiam , and we had eggs, toast and coffee there after the consultation ( opsss, lupa bayar JJ! ). With our tummies partially-filled, I helped JJ pick out a few work shirts at a nearby mall. So strange seeing aunties working at G2000. Post-shopping was a light lunch at Wahiro . As usual, the salmon sashimi and amaebi sushi ( the ones in KL suck! ) was great. We topped it off with a chawanmushi . Home beckoned and we hopped onto the bus back. I went online a while and went out again with JJ at around 5:00pm. JJ went off to have his hair cut, whereas I took off to Boat Quay to take some photos. KH managed to leave work on time and meet me near Cavanagh Bridge where we shared a tuna

My Bonnie lies over the ocean, My Bonnie lies over the sea, My Bonnie lies over the ocean, Oh bring back my Bonnie to me. Bring back, o bring back, O bring back my Bonnie to me, to me, Bring back, o bring back, O bring back my Bonnie to me. +++ Bring him back indeed. -- Regards, William