Compared to SimonLover and ForIHaveSinned, our day started a bit later. When we came out for breakfast, they were already in their transport, ready to head out to the port. For the trip to the animal sanctuary, we had to bring a change of clothes and a towel as we were supposed to get wet. We crowded onto the back of a transport truck together with an Asian DILF. As you can see, his sweaty pits were right in front me. Kalim Elephant Care was just 40 minutes away, and this was inclusive of a couple of stops at other hotels along the way. The guide gave us a short briefing about Thai elephants and handed each of us bag containing strips of sugarcane. No points for guessing that the elephants love that shit. We got really up close and personal with a family of elephants. Their skin was tough and leathery, with coarse hairs. And their trunks wove around us with amazing agility always sniffing for sugarcane. We walked together with the elephants from one point to the next, taking loads of photos. The guide was very helpful in that regard.
The reason for the change of clothes was the last stop where we could bathe with the elephant in a man-made pool. What amused me the most was the fact that someone had to ready a bucket near the elephant's butt to avoid us swimming in elephant dung. KH and I quickly took a few photos and quickly exited. We let the bikini-clad women have their fun in the water. At the end of the excursion, we were dying to use the loo, but there wasn't a restroom.
Back at the hotel, we ordered GrabFood for lunch. Too tired and lazy to go out after showering. Wolfed down a packet of Pad Thai by the side of the pool. The other two queens returned later than us. After a bout of lazing in our rooms, we ventured out to Ma Doo Bua Cafe which was located near the airport. Crazy traffic stretched the travel time to an hour. Its a super touristy place famous for its giant water lily pond. Enjoy your food and drinks while enjoying the view of tourists lining up to get the perfect Instagram shot. As expected, the food and drinks were pretty to look at, but not so great taste-wise. While I was there, I also received a call from an annoying customer which really threw off my mood.
Even more shocking was the fact that the ride back to Patong took 90 minutes! Anyway, it gave us an opportunity to swap stories with each other, and SimonLover always let something new slip. For the night's activity, we decided to revisit Soi Paradise. All of us went for a massage at the famous Blue Dolphin. My therapist was a dark hunk with a sunny smile. Throughout the massage he was happily putting my hand on his thick dick, while he teased mine (all with KH beside me). The massage was erotic and enjoyable. Towards the end, they tried to jerk us to completion, but we declined. Thankfully, they weren't peeved. SimonLover and ForIHaveSinned were already at the reception when we came down. Both of them were not happy with their therapists. SimonLover got a very twinky one who was only interested in charging a bomb for extra services,
The little food we had at Ma Boo Dua had long been digested, so we had supper at a nearby noodle stall. The hot soup noodles really hit the spot. For the night's entertainment, we enjoyed the street cabaret which happened on weekends. Tables and chairs were set up along the street, with podiums at regular intervals for gogo boys to gyrate on. The gogo boys were later replaced by dancers and drag queens impersonating Whitney Houson, Tina Turner, and Diana Ross. Quite enjoyable sipping cold beers and watching people come and go.
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