Meet the Mormons

During my work commute, it is not uncommon to see Mormon missionaries on the LRT. It's very easy to spot them. Male missionaries always wear short sleeved white shirts paired with black slacks, and black shoes. On their shirt pocket is a big black name tag, and they are often seen with ties. So smart and dapper kan? And they are often very young... and very f*ckable.

From my observation, they often work in pairs, targeting individuals. When they make their move, it's like a military manoeuver. For example, you're sitting in an empty LRT car, minding your own business. Their approach is two-pronged. Cutie 1 will sit beside you, while Cutie 2 will sit on the opposite row facing you. Cutie 2 would do most of the talking, while Cutie 1 will provide the support. Not bad right? The same manoeuver can also be used in bed.

To break the ice, they would make small talk. But the ultimate goal is to get you to talk about religion, and that's when they whip out the Book of Mormon. I really wonder what their success rate is like in Malaysia. Truth be told, I don't know any Malaysian Mormons.

P.S.: KH visited the Salt Lake Temple in Utah during his visit to the Nu Skin Global Convention in 2017. It's said to be the largest Mormon temple.