Raped!


She asked me to relax.

Was told that I would feel some pain.

She poked me. It wasn't bad.

Stopped a while. And moved around a bit.

She asked me to change positions.

The angle was wrong it seemed.

My poor hands. The doctor was only able to draw blood from my left hand.

Hi guys and gals, this is a follow-up post from my cholesterol shocker the other day. Was very touched that many people were concerned with my health. I did go to see a GP to get some advice on the situation. As expected, the doctor did not trust the results from the pharmacy and ordered for another test. In two days, the nurse called and asked me to see the doctor again. It was confirmed, I have high cholesterol levels. The total cholesterol was a bit lower, but the LDL was still at an ugly level. I was given a piece of paper from the American Heart Association detailing the cholesterol levels of common foods items. And she told me to exercise and come back for check-up in three months. That was it. I was charged MYR20. Oh well. Hopefully I can increase my physical activity (someone suggested the horizantal tango and a protein shake after... but can someone tell me if cum is high in cholesterol?), but I don't really think I can make a major commitment in this area. As for food... I shall try my best! But does that translate to less food porn on my blog?

P.S.: The collage that you see is the after-effect of my rape by the hypodermic needle. :(

Comments

Twilight Man said…
You have been on eating binge for too long. Follow us to gym and we will let you run like a mice on treadmills!
Ash Godiva said…
I ditto with Twilight:that wound is terrible, try to eat more good cholestrol.
Nick said…
Take more veg salad & sometimes with white meat (skinless). More cardio exercise like aerobics, yoga, sprint, jogging/sprint, swimming, etc. Watch what u eat & avoid oily soup & stuff. Eat plain oatmeals or accompany with fruits of ur favourite e.g. Banana.
As for cum, dun think there is cholesterol but there is certain amount of protein & enzyme/minerals. Hope ur bad level cholesterol drops.
Anonymous said…
and today apparently on the menu was X-O fish ...hmm...rest our cases ;)

-VC
Jaded Jeremy said…
Yes, really truly watch what you eat and that includes whatever is on the food (i.e. not the food itself). For example, I know some people who claimed to eat healthily i.e. eat skinless chicken, lots of fresh vegetables etc but they also eat them with lots of gravy, soya sauce, mayonaise etc.

If you've been eating healthily, all that's missing is exercise.
J said…
Pheh!!! Inexperienced nurses!!! My mom tells me that the later they come, the more dumb they are!!!
Anonymous said…
oh my, that looks terrible.
Gratitude said…
Let's go to the Pork Place soon; you order the yummy salad whilst I'll just have to make do with the sausages!! hehe
+Ant+
- a L E x - said…
Try healthy food porn :P! more salads with healthy dressing :D :D
William said…
@Twi:
I rather go to the park!

@Ash:
I will.

@Nick:
Yeah... I have not been taking skin all this while. Cardio is definitely lacking in frequency.

@VC:
Already commented elsewhere.

@JJ:
I hate mayo.

@Hdaran:
It was an elderly doctor

@3Q:
Luckily it doesn't feel as bad as it looks

@Grat:
I'll wait for you at Chatime

@-Alex-:
Salads at home is usually EVOO with lemon juice
Bravebear said…
my tangan looks abit like ur tangan when I was in hosp. Try makan oatmeal if u haven't already.

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