Boob-tasia
Lets take a break from my long-winded Europe trip and talk about something more interesting for a while. This happened at the Masjid Jamek LRT station about a month ago! Trains heading towards Seri Petaling come at regular intervals of five minutes during peak hours. In between, we get trains heading towards Ampang. Looking at the board, I saw that the next train was Ampang-bound, so I stood in between the train doors, letting the Ampang passengers line up. My logic is, after the Ampang train leaves I could easily step to either side to line up for my train. Thought that I wouldn't I wouldn't be in the way too. Wrong! When the Ampang train opened its doors, three blur Malay girls came right at me, oblivious to me standing right there. Not like I'm rail-thin or anything and for goodness sake, I was carrying a giant orange laptop bag (think Kurosaki Ichigo's hair), one could spot me a mile away. But anyway, the trio tried to dash through me and literally assaulted my elbows with their boobs. They didn't seem to mind and even apologized (I should have asked for monetary compensation for the trauma they cause me!). Such a scene could have come right out of any straight man's day dream at the train station. But I ain't straight. Imagine that~ a free touch and and an apology.
"Sorry mister! I wasn't aware that I was grinding my huge package against your open palm."
Tee-hee.
"Sorry mister! I wasn't aware that I was grinding my huge package against your open palm."
Tee-hee.
Comments
The "tee-hee" is a good sound. :P
@Danny:
Eeee!
@ChatMate:
Never help me carry also.
@Vincent:
That sculpture would cause havoc.
@Anon:
Aroused? Wah... bisexual tendencies? :D
Too bad I have none to tell! Never did any molesting was never molested! I'm sure my readership would soar. Haha.
+Ant+
Why? Oh why?!
@Grat:
Macam terpegang jello. No feel at all.
@Nicky:
Yeah lo, wanna see your man-boobs.
@3Q:
Bohsia LRT that go around asking for free Touch n' Go top-ups in exchange for a grope? :P
One man's meat...