Apollo 28

The cute 'doggy bag' from El Cerdo

Some highlights of Apollo's birthday party at El Cerdo, the place where pigs go when they die.

1. The gathering was organized with one What's App Group Chat and forty two e-mails in less than one week with an attendance of fifteen. A definite BFF record!!!
2. The Myanmarese waiters there were cute-ish, all had English names and spoke quite good English!
3. The birthday boy treated all of us to a roasted piglet
4. I gave shoulder rubs to nearly all the guests, but the person who appreciated my ministrations the most was Apollo. He looked like those Jap porn actors who were being fucked and sucked at the same time. :P
5. A whole bunch of waiters rushed in a tray of shooters and a lighted candle singing "Happy Birthday Oink Oink" while Apollo was in the toilet. After they left and Apollo came back in, we sang the song again. After he blew out the candle, the waiters came in again and repeated the whole process. In conclusion, Apollo is 29 rather than 28. We then toasted to Kekayaan to the MAX, the life of Mercedes and blank cheques.
6. Bunny was his usual blur self (also managed to fall asleep once during the party) not knowing what was going on with all the Chinese dialects being thrown around. But when SK started talking about her boobs, he declared that we need not translate for him. :P

My first time at the restaurant really. Didn't know it was so posh and had such a big floor space. As usual, our gatherings are very boisterous, luckily they were clever enough to put us deep inside the bowels restaurant. At one point, our laughing was so hysterical that they came to pull double curtains on us to drown out the noise. Oppps. Anyway, HPBDY to Apollo again!!!