Suami Tahu Rahsia Sulit Kita...
That's how an advertorial in MStar starts. In case there are question marks above your head, let me translate... "my husband knows my intimate secret". And it comes with a picture of the lady boss cum spokesperson with a super sloppy grin and a sexy pose (but it looks like she's in an epileptic fit, but I guess that can be attributed to the fact that she's wearing a girdle three sizes too small). It never fails to amuse how blatantly these sex-related products are sold in the Malay market. Here's an excerpt from the write-up:
"Akar Serapat pula herba yang boleh merapatkan faraj dan memberikan bau yang enak di sekitar vagina.... Gabungan herba ini mampu mengeringkan luaran vagina untuk kelihatan sihat dan segar...."
It basically means that the herbs can help to 'tighten' an 'over-stretched' and 'over-used' vajayjay and at the same time giving it a refreshing aroma. WTF. I think these claims are as spurious as penile enlargement pills! And yet there are women who lap it all up. So obsessed with sex. Anything to keep their hubbies from chasing after younger, nubile girls. You want a tighter c*nt? Don't spread your legs so much! P*ssy smelling like a rat cemetery? Try Febreeze or Ambi Pur!
"...segar agar si suami kekal tersenyum manis pabila merasai nikmat rahsia sulit kita."
I'm not smiling. =_="
"Akar Serapat pula herba yang boleh merapatkan faraj dan memberikan bau yang enak di sekitar vagina.... Gabungan herba ini mampu mengeringkan luaran vagina untuk kelihatan sihat dan segar...."
It basically means that the herbs can help to 'tighten' an 'over-stretched' and 'over-used' vajayjay and at the same time giving it a refreshing aroma. WTF. I think these claims are as spurious as penile enlargement pills! And yet there are women who lap it all up. So obsessed with sex. Anything to keep their hubbies from chasing after younger, nubile girls. You want a tighter c*nt? Don't spread your legs so much! P*ssy smelling like a rat cemetery? Try Febreeze or Ambi Pur!
"...segar agar si suami kekal tersenyum manis pabila merasai nikmat rahsia sulit kita."
I'm not smiling. =_="
Comments
totally stunned.. so next thing viagra will be on the paper too right? Swap-Suami to Isteri..
LOL
Try buying an issue of "Mingguan Wanita". Lagi banyak!
@Savoir:
Haha. Ketawa terbahak-bahak sebenarnya.
@Shane:
:P
@SkyHawk:
Aiyah, sometimes still have to 'makan' lat rumah ma...
@Hdaran:
It is!
@Danny:
Put cili padi before jamah.
I didn't know you read Mingguan Wanita! Heheheh!
+Ant+
Pandai laser the customer's product, no use to the firm. :P
@Grat:
I would buy it! :P
@TBoy:
Yeah lo... memang pun. Bestseller!
@Cheryl:
Yup. That pening woman.