Fish Spa
Being a supposed 'straight' guy in office lets me participate in my male colleague's talk on women and cars. Intercooler, Type R, turbo, blah, blah, blah, pretty girls, boobs. Yes, SO BORING right? But I could do boobs. I am not bothered with how pretty a girl is, but I do like to point out subjects of interest to my colleagues while my eyes are roving for cute guys. Just the other day, Lan was regaling us with his visit to a fish spa nestled in a seedy hotel somewhere in KL:
Moi: So, How long were you at this 'fish spa'?
Lan: From 10:00am till 8:00pm.
Moi: (nearly choking on my kopi c) What?! What the hell did you do for 10 hours?!
Lan: Well...... We soaked in the baths and used the fish spa. Sat in the jacuzzi. Then near lunch time, we went upstairs to the restaurant for lunch. Food was free. Can order anything you like. At the restaurant is where the action is. The pimps would be there soliciting business and lining up the girls for the customers to choose.
Moi: Did you order?
Lan: No lah. We went back downstairs to the recreation room to read magazines, watch some Astro...
Moi: And?
Lan: Then we played ping-pong... (he made that sound like it was the highlight of the day)
Moi: Fascinating.
Lan: Then we went to the baths again. Feeling hungry, we went for an early dinner, slipped past the pimps and then quickly made our exit.
Moi: THAT'S ALL?!
Apparently, if you only use the bathing facilities, one is charged MYR68 per entry. For massage and subsequent bonking, it's about MYR250. And so when they checked out, the cashier sarcastically said,
"Bathe only ah?"
This is how my straight colleagues spend their weekends. Taking advantage of free meals and oogling at prostitutes. Bravo. But I guess this is no different from the queer sauna scene. Hehe.
Moi: So, How long were you at this 'fish spa'?
Lan: From 10:00am till 8:00pm.
Moi: (nearly choking on my kopi c) What?! What the hell did you do for 10 hours?!
Lan: Well...... We soaked in the baths and used the fish spa. Sat in the jacuzzi. Then near lunch time, we went upstairs to the restaurant for lunch. Food was free. Can order anything you like. At the restaurant is where the action is. The pimps would be there soliciting business and lining up the girls for the customers to choose.
Moi: Did you order?
Lan: No lah. We went back downstairs to the recreation room to read magazines, watch some Astro...
Moi: And?
Lan: Then we played ping-pong... (he made that sound like it was the highlight of the day)
Moi: Fascinating.
Lan: Then we went to the baths again. Feeling hungry, we went for an early dinner, slipped past the pimps and then quickly made our exit.
Moi: THAT'S ALL?!
Apparently, if you only use the bathing facilities, one is charged MYR68 per entry. For massage and subsequent bonking, it's about MYR250. And so when they checked out, the cashier sarcastically said,
"Bathe only ah?"
This is how my straight colleagues spend their weekends. Taking advantage of free meals and oogling at prostitutes. Bravo. But I guess this is no different from the queer sauna scene. Hehe.
Comments
Waa Will, your colleagues damn geng.
[word verication: imiss]
+Ant+
:D
I thought gay saunas were like... only RM20 per entry.... or at least the dodgy ones are. Haha!
Ticklish in a good way?
@QB:
They are horny and desperate. :P
@SkyHawk:
LOL! You pimp!
@Cheryl:
Terimalah hakikat!
@Nicky:
LOL! You want to order chicken ah?
@Grat:
Itu saya tak mahu tahu! :P
@JJ:
I'll stick to body scrubs!
@Queerest:
Welcome. I have never blogged about it because I'm a prude. :P
@Danny:
Everyday eat also jelak dy. :P
@Evann:
You like 'ikan bilis' ah? :P. Erm, I'm not sure about the price le. XD.
but 65 for food and fish spa.. hmm... cheap?
It's like a day spa concept. To me, it's cheap lo.
@Fufu:
Wow. That's cheap!
@Evann:
Sausage buffet!