Bird Meets Bird
One night, while I was spending some time with myself... I noticed movement at the corner at my eye. I lifted my head from my pillow and looked at the window. What do you know, it was a cute little bird peeking from behind the curtain! We locked eyes a moment and it jumped into my room without even an "excuse me". Well, I usually wouldn't mind, but I was kinda preoccupied at the moment. And so with my jap porn blaring in the background, the little birdie flew from one corner of my bedroom to the other. Utterly chaotic! I stopped my ministrations and ducked into the bathroom to get my gayung (water scoop). I tried my best to net it, but it eluded me several times. It was quite a challenge trying to catch a darting birdie while having an exposed birdie too you know? Finally, I got it and I guess it was exhausted. It just sat quietly in the scoop while I gently launched it out the open window. I heard it flap its wings and I got the room to myself again.
What was the worst disruption you ever had while jacking off?
What was the worst disruption you ever had while jacking off?
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I don't recall any disruption as exciting as yours! ;p
i'm speechless
Unlocked door. Mom didn't knock.
+Ant+
@Evann: Hehehe: You should blog about it oh!
Taktik to naikkan traffic blog? :P
[Jino] - A man's not a man unless he knows how to shoot
I bet your other half would be drooling over this post :X
Mine was mum knocked and well, let's just say I was almost doomed on arrival XD
Helix
but to answer ur question, my roommate walking on me. lol
Maybe it was attracted by the moaning. :P
@BBear:
Yameh. You're mistaking me with Froggie.
@L2:
Wakaka.
@Janvier:
Yuppers!
@Evann:
Did she see anything? :P
@Simon:
You were disrupted by a grasshopper?!
@Cheryl:
Just reporting the truth. :P
@JJ:
Wah. Your mum so ganas one. Always use a latch. :P
@Jino:
Haha. Caught by a bird.
@Zinc:
Long time no see! Yup naked, but without towels. :P. The BF doesn't quite approve of such posts. lalalala.
@MrD:
Hehe. Did he see anything?
aren't hands already full with one rather large one?
And to Jaded Jeremy, why did your mum unlocked your locked door, knowing you are inside? She suspects huh?
Got hand and got bush also. :P
@King:
Welcome. There's a sense of familiarity with you. :)
@Danny:
Unknown sex!
@Orange:
Just keep you mouth open then. Maybe got birdie fly in. :P
@TZ:
Birdie shots are not for public consumption!
@BBird:
I takut the birdie anggap my birdie as a delicious giant worm for supper!
That was like... 4 or 5 years ago.
T_T
Wah! If a dog jumped in through my 2nd floor room window it would really be surprising!
@BBird:
Even seen the worms on Arrakis? :P
Should I get credit for the birdie idea?