No Left Turn and No Right Turn
What do you call someone who can't differentiate between left and right? Leave a comment if you do. Heck, leave a comment if you don't! LOL.
Why do I ask? It's because one of my juniors at work has such a condition. On the phone the other day:
Colleague: Wei, how do I get to the office?
Moi: From Puchong direction, turn right at the junction. At the hospital, turn left. Go up the the hill then turn right before the tall building. The office is just down the road. On your left.
Colleague: Errr... What left? What right?
Moi: Shit, I forgot. Turn driver side at the juction, then turn passenger side.......
Colleague: Ooooooooooooooo...
She managed to find her way. :)
Why do I ask? It's because one of my juniors at work has such a condition. On the phone the other day:
Colleague: Wei, how do I get to the office?
Moi: From Puchong direction, turn right at the junction. At the hospital, turn left. Go up the the hill then turn right before the tall building. The office is just down the road. On your left.
Colleague: Errr... What left? What right?
Moi: Shit, I forgot. Turn driver side at the juction, then turn passenger side.......
Colleague: Ooooooooooooooo...
She managed to find her way. :)
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Seriously, I don't recall any special terms for it. Boy, you're good at giving directions.
+Ant+
but when they are not driving, they can differentiate left and right~
the( holding ) chopstick hand & the ( holding ) spoon hand.. lagi pening rite? ;p
A name change?
@LittleD:
LOL. Is that your professional opinion?
I improvised!
@Grat:
LOL. I have NO IDEA!
@L2:
Now, THAT's weird!
@Medie:
Langgar tiang!
@Antinous:
Bunny ah? That is completely different. "Buta Jalan".
@Danny:
Lucky not makan hand, wash ass hand. :P
@FC:
Heya!
@LCP:
Wah wah! Off with their heads!
@Beng2:
You too?!
[Jino] - A man's not a man unless he knows how to shoot
Once a hilarious situation ensued. Was with a group of people and I said lets go right, when I actually meant let's go left.
And so we all went, and everybody went right and I'm the only one going left. Then I realised what I said and what was in my mind are two different things.
actually my teacher oso cannot tell left and right. well, he can't tell if we said em in chinese or cantonese, he can only tell em in english.
and he's chinese educated. lulz.
well good idea hor, next time can use ur method to instruct him around xD
Thanks for your research! But I don't think it's Williams Syndrome! Too serious.
@Jino:
That is "bull head not match horse mouth". :P
@William:
Aahaha. Another William. :). This is called tersasul?
@ConanC:
How peculiar!