Ghey at Wedding
Last weekend, I was invited to 2 weddings, one on Saturday and one on Sunday. I declined the wedding on Saturday as it was in the city center and chose the venue nearer to my place at Bt. Jalil Golf & Country Resort. However, I later found out that the wedding banquet on Saturday was quite grand as The Bankers' Club had a great night view of the city and the bride changed into 4 gowns. And you know what? She changed her hair for every gown! I was told that the transformation was so fast that it was though she plopped on wigs. Her stylist must have had some F1 pit stop experience. But it wasn't a total loss for me. The wedding that I did attend did have its own attractions. :P.
Well, the Queer Quotient (QQ) for the dinner was quite high actually. Upon arriving, my dar had pinged a young'n at the lobby. Turned out to be one the groom's relatives. Then a fabulous couple arrived with too many buttons undone and boots and scarves. But the best was the drama unfolding at my table. Two best friends and drinking buddies exhibited very Brokeback behaviour. They frequently fed each other food although they sat at different tables. I was even given the honour of watching them sensually feeding each other chocolates. Superb. On another front, a colleague of mine kept on being assaulted by a guest from another table. I think he grabbed his chest from behind 4 times. Very public. I think his pecs were bruised by the time they served dessert.
Another interesting quote from a usually quiet female colleague:
Coll 1: They're serving the roast chicken and roast duck combination platter next. I don't want the chicken. I just want the duck.
Moi: Why?
Coll 2: She doesn't eat her own kind?
Wham!! :P. I did not expect such a retort from her. Food was average. I guess after waiting the standard 90 minutes, even mediocre food would taste better. Any more Tiger weddings? Sienzzzzzzz...
Well, the Queer Quotient (QQ) for the dinner was quite high actually. Upon arriving, my dar had pinged a young'n at the lobby. Turned out to be one the groom's relatives. Then a fabulous couple arrived with too many buttons undone and boots and scarves. But the best was the drama unfolding at my table. Two best friends and drinking buddies exhibited very Brokeback behaviour. They frequently fed each other food although they sat at different tables. I was even given the honour of watching them sensually feeding each other chocolates. Superb. On another front, a colleague of mine kept on being assaulted by a guest from another table. I think he grabbed his chest from behind 4 times. Very public. I think his pecs were bruised by the time they served dessert.
Another interesting quote from a usually quiet female colleague:
Coll 1: They're serving the roast chicken and roast duck combination platter next. I don't want the chicken. I just want the duck.
Moi: Why?
Coll 2: She doesn't eat her own kind?
Wham!! :P. I did not expect such a retort from her. Food was average. I guess after waiting the standard 90 minutes, even mediocre food would taste better. Any more Tiger weddings? Sienzzzzzzz...
Comments
Believe it or not, a straight wedding.
@LittleD:
Hahaha. Maybe cause no KTV.
@Cheryl:
Husband also gay ke? :P
@Medie:
Yes, ghey. LOL
@Takashi:
Mesti fabulous!
@RMDS:
Ooo... dunno about that!
A healthy growth rate!
@Fufu:
The duck tasted much better! It's weird, they had this 'salt' to dip the chicken in. :S
@MrD:
Suka dia. :P
I rather eat KH's ice cream. :P
@Derek:
So sarcastic hor?
@Evann:
The groom's!
+Ant+
I want you to be my flower girl.
@Grat:
Yum yum!
Salty!
@TZone:
That woman memang sai lei one, but is Malaysian.