Chickicide
My hairstylist, KK posed me this question while he was cutting my hair the other day:
"Do you know how to shut a chicken up?"
Shocking, isn't it? Haha. It turns out that his neighbour rears chickens in the backyard and his room faces the reban. And so, KK gets an earful of cockerel orchestra every morning. I gave him the simple solution of KFC-ing the chicken, but he seems to wanna do it the Gandhi way, so therein lies the problem.
He has comtemplated chloroform.
Asked me about possible poisons that can mute chickens.
Chick-napping.
"How about throwing a monitor lizard or phython into the compound?"
"I think the kids would be eaten too."
So difficult. Straightforward solutions are always the best.
I think he should just get ear plugs. Haha.
Or perhaps he can contact the authorities? But I guess they won't come for just 2 chickens. :S.
"Do you know how to shut a chicken up?"
Shocking, isn't it? Haha. It turns out that his neighbour rears chickens in the backyard and his room faces the reban. And so, KK gets an earful of cockerel orchestra every morning. I gave him the simple solution of KFC-ing the chicken, but he seems to wanna do it the Gandhi way, so therein lies the problem.
He has comtemplated chloroform.
Asked me about possible poisons that can mute chickens.
Chick-napping.
"How about throwing a monitor lizard or phython into the compound?"
"I think the kids would be eaten too."
So difficult. Straightforward solutions are always the best.
I think he should just get ear plugs. Haha.
Or perhaps he can contact the authorities? But I guess they won't come for just 2 chickens. :S.
Comments
Haha. One cockerel is enough lo.
@LittleD:
Mass culling!
@CountA:
Come collect!
@Medie:
I think he's shy. :P
@Grat:
His neighbour LOVES cocks.
@Beng2:
I think so too.
@TZ:
Yeah lo, report to town council.
@Orange:
Hire you as the assassin.
@JJ:
I think he asked many customers. :P
[Jino] - A man's not a man unless he knows how to shoot
LOL....
Still sad about his wife?
@Evann:
Yes, musang!
@TZone:
How would turning it into an albino chicken help?