Despo


Stalker
Swiped from K!T.
During my visit to the DAP CNY open house this year, I bumped into a very pengsan uncle by the name of Loo. He wanted to have his photo taken with one famous, unmarried DAP MP, so he employed my help. I should have just shut up and took their photo with his cellphone. Regret hardly covers what I'm feeling for offering to do it with my camera. So, we exchanged contact information and I got his address. It took me some time to develop his photo as my sister wanted to do bulk processing, so I piggy-backed his photo on her batch. And this caused me heartache to no end. He kept on calling me, asking about the status. Day and night. So desperate to see the photo. And when I finally post the photo to him, stupid POS Malaysia f*cks up and takes more than a week to deliver it and this causes the old fart to call me many-many more times. One day, he caught me during a bad day at work and I just kinda blew my top. Told him off. As though I was trying to keep the photo from him! Pissed, I pressed him to give me his daughther's e-mail address so that I could get it over with, he dilly-dallied and put down the phone.

Later, he called me at midnight. I couldn't be bothered. Apparently, my letter finally arrived. If you think the story ends here, you're wrong. He now wants the soft copy so that he can develop 100 copies by himself then rub his naked body over 'em. Arghhhhhhhhh....

P.S.: Thanks to SK and Apollo for helping me kau tim the CD-R for the Despo uncle.

Comments

Little Dove said…
Eewwww...poor Ms DAP MP
V said…
gosh...old ppl r hard to deal with isn't it?
.:: Ant ::. said…
Ewwwww ... that would make you an accomplice to his sicko despot act.

+Ant+
MrBunnyBan said…
Urgh... what an annoying cad! Doesn't want to use his daughter's email, then he should get his own!
said…
aiyo~ jst ignore his phone then
JL said…
Eeeeeeee...I can't stand that attitude of his. Yeah so desperate. Just block his number and hang up on all his calls. Hate him.
Bengbeng said…
I guess he doesn't know how the whole system work. Probably he is too free and nothing to do. Just hang up or block his calls. After all you have already sent it to him. He can scan the pic at any photo studio and do anything he wants with now that he has a copy now anyways
Twilight Man said…
This uncle is retarded. I would copy porno shots and give him instead. He might finger lickin good and call you some more!
Mr.D said…
the uncle really want to do that?
William said…
@All:
Yes, he's desperate and lonely I guess. He doesn't even know how to operate SMS I think. I have ignored all his calls. Hopefully he will get my drift.

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