Squirrel, Orange Peel & Crazy
Yet another edition of William's STAR LRT Celebrity Watch. This time round we spy Squirrel Boy, Cellulite Sally and Boisterous Biatches. Never seen Squirrel Boy before, but if you do, you can identify him from his large backpack. When he sits, he puts it in front of him and fidgets with it like a squirrel does with a nut. The way he bends his hands, the fidgety movements, while his eyes dart left and right (predator alert!). Come to think of it, he could've been a LRT terrorist with Sarin precursors stored in his bag. But he got off at Tasik Selatan, so I'll just let KTM Kommuter worry about that. Oh yeah, on the right side, is Cellulite Sally. Curvaceous body with long legs and sweet face, but still she has the confidence to flaunt her orange peel thighs with those ultra-short hotpants. My female colleague was VERY impressed.
I've met the Boisterous Biatches on numerous occasions already. I think they attend the sports school at Bukit Jalil. Hallmark behaviour includes talking loudly, sitting on the LRT floor and guffawing like a Minah Rempit high on glue. I once saw them gang up on a goodie-goodie soft-spoken boy. I guess he has never dealt with such in-your-face girls.
"Siapa nama awak? Hahahahaha."
"Saiful." (in a small, shy voice)
"HAR? Apa?! Sakit Perut? Bwahahaha. Lawak betul!"
This ends this week's edition of
William's STAR LRT Celebrity Watch. Stay tuned for our next episode.
P.S.: I need professional help, don't I?
I've met the Boisterous Biatches on numerous occasions already. I think they attend the sports school at Bukit Jalil. Hallmark behaviour includes talking loudly, sitting on the LRT floor and guffawing like a Minah Rempit high on glue. I once saw them gang up on a goodie-goodie soft-spoken boy. I guess he has never dealt with such in-your-face girls.
"Siapa nama awak? Hahahahaha."
"Saiful." (in a small, shy voice)
"HAR? Apa?! Sakit Perut? Bwahahaha. Lawak betul!"
This ends this week's edition of
William's STAR LRT Celebrity Watch. Stay tuned for our next episode.
P.S.: I need professional help, don't I?
Comments
r u stays near Bukit Jalil ? haha.. ..
So fun to observe people especially in the LRT. :P
It's a delicate process and I don't possess a spy cam! I stop at Seri Petaling.
@JJ:
Please do...
@LittleD:
There're past episodes. Go search for them.
@Pikey:
That's a nice way of saying "Psycho". :P
@QueerR:
:)
@JasonC:
Aiyoh, I always see got leng zhai get on Ampang line, but I can't follow...