Annual Dinner
"The Sexiest Voice"
"The Most Kissable Lips"
"The Best Ass"
"The Most Sparkling Eyes"
Believe or not, those were the awards given out during my company's annual dinner at the KL Hilton recently. The recipient's weren't exactly the best candidates as it turned out to be like past year's popularity contests. The recipient of the sexiest voice award even did a stupid William Shatner impersonation. Sexy? Not. Well, come to think of it, if I combine two of the above awards, one can get:
"The Most Kissable Ass"
Now, THAT would be something. Attended the dinner in quite a zombified state as I was out the whole day menziarah my married colleagues. Got some red packets and won at blackjack. :D. When my colleagues and I arrived at the venue, we entered into the lift with a family of three.
(Why this mamat so familiar one?)
("Oh shit! The Chairman!")
The Chairman gave a 45-minute speech on his theories of abstract algebra and what not. Here's a transcript:
"What is our business? We sell software. What is software? Even I can't answer that correctly. But just tell our clients that software is deductive systems. What is a deductive system? It is a category. But a category is not a deductive system... If we can categorize life into 4 things-- A, B, C & D, it is inevitable that we will say that A is better than B, B is better than C, C is better than D and D is better than A... phenomenon of symmetry... Burnside Theorem.. Theory of Relativity..."
What a way to work up an appetite. The turnout for this year's annual dinner was quite dismal. Didn't do much cam-whoring. Not many outstanding dressers. Nothing to gawk at. Luckily, it was a Chinese style banquet this year rather than a buffet. 5-star service. You're served every dish. But so sad that the food sucks. The only honorable mentions were the hors d' euvres and shark fin soup. After dinner, a few collagues and I went off to The Talk, Bangsar for a couple of beers. Called it a night pretty quickly as we were exhausted and my colleague's wife had begun giving him pressure. Kesian.
On the next day, my team was treated to dinner at Souled Out, Sri Hartamas by a fellow colleague who had left for a project in Jakarta. I ordered the lamb chops and a Dragonfly (dragon fruit juice mix). Good service, but the food is average. Ended the night a FreeZone, Kuchai Lama for a round of beers. A flurry of activity and I'm still recovering from the lack of sleep... zzzzzz.
"The Most Kissable Lips"
"The Best Ass"
"The Most Sparkling Eyes"
Believe or not, those were the awards given out during my company's annual dinner at the KL Hilton recently. The recipient's weren't exactly the best candidates as it turned out to be like past year's popularity contests. The recipient of the sexiest voice award even did a stupid William Shatner impersonation. Sexy? Not. Well, come to think of it, if I combine two of the above awards, one can get:
"The Most Kissable Ass"
Now, THAT would be something. Attended the dinner in quite a zombified state as I was out the whole day menziarah my married colleagues. Got some red packets and won at blackjack. :D. When my colleagues and I arrived at the venue, we entered into the lift with a family of three.
(Why this mamat so familiar one?)
("Oh shit! The Chairman!")
The Chairman gave a 45-minute speech on his theories of abstract algebra and what not. Here's a transcript:
"What is our business? We sell software. What is software? Even I can't answer that correctly. But just tell our clients that software is deductive systems. What is a deductive system? It is a category. But a category is not a deductive system... If we can categorize life into 4 things-- A, B, C & D, it is inevitable that we will say that A is better than B, B is better than C, C is better than D and D is better than A... phenomenon of symmetry... Burnside Theorem.. Theory of Relativity..."
What a way to work up an appetite. The turnout for this year's annual dinner was quite dismal. Didn't do much cam-whoring. Not many outstanding dressers. Nothing to gawk at. Luckily, it was a Chinese style banquet this year rather than a buffet. 5-star service. You're served every dish. But so sad that the food sucks. The only honorable mentions were the hors d' euvres and shark fin soup. After dinner, a few collagues and I went off to The Talk, Bangsar for a couple of beers. Called it a night pretty quickly as we were exhausted and my colleague's wife had begun giving him pressure. Kesian.
On the next day, my team was treated to dinner at Souled Out, Sri Hartamas by a fellow colleague who had left for a project in Jakarta. I ordered the lamb chops and a Dragonfly (dragon fruit juice mix). Good service, but the food is average. Ended the night a FreeZone, Kuchai Lama for a round of beers. A flurry of activity and I'm still recovering from the lack of sleep... zzzzzz.
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Warm Hugs Owes,
Kopi Soh
:P
@QueerR:
Memang membosankan dan membingungkan.
@Jason:
It's you!
@Will:
:(
@Kopi Soh:
Will miss you!