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Swiped from lastsham.
Upon reaching my office on a Saturday morning, I saw the darndest thing-- someone was spraying water from the fire hydrant right in front of the building. Was there a fire? A fire drill? Crowd control? Nope. They were actually hosing down some 20 kids. Why? To soften them up. Soften what up? Soften their skin up. Shrivel their little pistols. Yes, dear friends, a mass circumcision. The poor kids. The whole kampung turned up for the party. Cameras a-clicking. Food and relatives everywhere. When I came down for lunch, I was half expecting to see bloodied foreskin strewn all over the floor of the carpark. But I guess the Foreskin Fairy already cleaned up after...

If you're uncut, would you consider going cut now? And if you're cut, at what age did that happen? :P

Comments

daniel henry said…
... any reason i should get it cut?

tell me ten good ones and i will consider...
Anonymous said…
It was like a buffet of foreskins! I am happy. Come one line up for your snip snip. A gold nugget for a foreskin.

Yes I am cut. Why? My parents are gullible but I think its sex though. :P
David The Man said…
Nope... I will not consider it, though I have considered it in the past. I am just plain scared of the pain in my private part! NO!!!
Will said…
Cut since I was a baby. Apparently it was a source of conflict between my parents in my early days. Dad lost. I wonder how life would have been different...
Pike-chan said…
well... i prefer to keep my skin... gives more pleasure on self satisfaction and other stuffs... and i think uncut ones are sexy, keke
savante said…
I don't mind but ouch. I hate anaesthetics, can't you tell? :P
Anonymous said…
Hey what's the answer to your own questions?

Mine's cut and sexy and most desirable ... ;-p
Anonymous said…
To daniel henry ...

10 reasons to cut:

1. sexy

2. cute

3. makes it more bulbous, even if only seemingly

4. more sensitive

5. cleaner

6. more sensuous foreplay

7. more attention when seen since its less common

8. can show off, eg walk naked and let it dangle obviously for longer period when in swimming pool's or sauna's changing room or shower

9. alternative pick up lines now available at spas and elsewhere

10. unique before/after pictures for keeps
Little Prince said…
cute cut: ohhh... LOLs. but not good enough for me to consider. but don't mind knowing someone who has it for better inspection.
Anonymous said…
THIS IS VILE!
Anonymous said…
To daniel henry

Not good enough for you to consider? I am soooo disappointed ... :-((

Anyway if you want to have something for "better inspection", mine is always available.

You can inspect, examine, probe, test, etc with all your senses and imaginations, including but not limited to, your eyes, fingers, palms, cheeks, ears, nose, toes, tongue, mouth and off course in somewhere tight and warm, etc, and all to see, feel, taste, smell, hear what a difference a cut makes ...
Cheryl said…
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Cheryl said…
Hey dear,cant tell le... wont had change to give comment and wont ever try that too. Just 3 8 here. haha
Fable Frog said…
Why~ do they do that in the open right in the middle of the city? i think i will faint if i saw that~ i am still in dilemma about the cut uncut thingy~
daniel henry said…
cute cut: haha. why do you want me to cut it? LOLs!!! well if you are anywhere near hong kong now then we could have the examination started. immediately. LOLs! if not we'll have to wait. ;o)
Z said…
Can't believe they made a party out of it. Haha.
William said…
@DanielH:
Shameless flirting on my post!

@Foreskin Fairy:
I'm honoured!

@DavidTM:
Yeah, knives and the family jewels just don't mix!

@Will:
You can live through me!

@Pikey!
Ah-hah!

@Savante:
No bius la. Gigit kayu.

@CuteC:
Ohhhhh. I'm not modded. :P

@TBoy:
This is purely academic. :P

@Cheryl:
Hahaha.

@FFrog:
Dilemma about yourself? Or whether you like it?

@Alan:
Kenduri!
Medie007 said…
circumsition in the city?! wow... that's NEW... LOL... to me anyways... LMAO
adrien said…
ok muslim here talking.

ten years old.
famil said…
if cut while still a baby, ok lah,

if cut 8-12 yr (or older), you'll get double tone dick... not very nice.. heh heh
famil said…
did i mention i was c at 10.. it was traumatic man!

me and my cousins, and I was the first. no fire hydrant thingy.. just anaestatic and snip2.

the pain was just like when they give you the injection on the gum (to remove your teeth).

luckily turned out ok.

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