La La Central


Troubled Teen
Swiped from CherryVega.
Sungei Wang Plaza is the centre of all weirdness in KL. Everyday, it awakens and through some wicked means, it calls to all weirdness
around the city. It calls its priestesses, the la la mui and its priests, the la la chai. Under the thrall of Sungei Wang, they don their robes of station to praise and worship the La La spirit. Just the other day, I was lucky enough to meet two new female initiates, Sentul Sally and Jinjang Jane. Barely of age (but I doubt they're maidens), they were travelling to Hang Tuah via Star LRT. Already in full riualistic vestments, they attracted every eye in the train.

Unkempt, stringy hair with a high fringe -- to better receive missives from the His La La-ness.

Silver eyeshadow under the eyes dripping to the middle of the cheeks -- they cry for our normalcy.

Nose ring -- to signify those who are touched.

Two maraccas hanging through a lanyard around the neck -- holy symbols.

Petticoats -- they were on sale?

Super short hot pants -- for practical reasons, easier to run up and down the sacrificial dais.

Mismatched fishnet stockings fastened with garter belts -- Resident Evil: Evolution got it wrong.

Bedroom slippers with furry tufts -- !

Be afraid.

Comments

savante said…
Sentul Sally. Muahahah. Love that!
David The Man said…
I have seen these type of people before. I used to call them names like Ah Beng (for guys) and Ah Lian (for girls).
Magus Young said…
welll upon permission from KH, maybe you wana try a lala boy? Quiet fun you know, there hair is there to be used as a mane when you doggy em. Get the picture Will? One of the many examples. uhh! Think I'll have one this weekend hahahaha
Cheryl said…
No way for him to test out, MY!
Lala boy..too fancy to take! You don't pollute him la. But to La Queen can la... rule is: Bring me! bwahaha
Jason said…
Aiyer.... how come you have such friends??? They're recruiting you into their organization??? O.o
conan_cat said…
lol XD well sg wang memang seafood central woot... while i appreciate their courage to be different and unbeatable fashion sense, but sometimes you can't help but to think that they're too extreme until it becomes an eyesore. if they do it nice ok la... if it's ugly then yeah, it's really, really ugly
Anonymous said…
I have yet to lay eyes on these "Lala beings", will make it a point to do some "sight seeing" next time i kam home.
Will said…
In your last entry you said you would talk about your birthday gifts in your next post...so when i saw "nose ring," "super short hot pants" and "mismatched fishnet stockings," well...let's just say I got an interesting mental picture lah
William said…
@Savante:
:P

@DavidTM:
A rose by any other name...

@Magus:
...(mental picture!)...

@Cheryl:
Always the protector of not-so-innocent love. :P

@JJ:
Not my friends!

@ConanC:
Fugly's the word!

@FireH:
The exhibit is on 7 days a week. :P

@Will:
Wanna see? :P
Ganymede said…
Lala lala lala. :P

But its true. Lala Central indeed.

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