Vulgaris


Milk Drops
Swiped from jurvetson.
(Backtrack to 3 weeks ago)

I've always been proud of the fact that I have semi-flawless skin. My adolescent years had been virtually acne-free, so I did not have to put up with inflamed and blotchy skin and scarring (gasp!). Howoever, it seems that my skin has decided to take a detour back to the age of dermal carnage. I don't know if it's stress or lack of sleep or increased coffee intake, but my poor skin has taken a turn for the worse. A liking for acne, especially on my T-zone. Can't really blame the hairstyle, as for the past two years it had always been covering my forehead. Hmmm. During my last visit to my beautician:

Janet: Ei. I already have the flu. Now you come with so many pimples for me to press. You wanna kill me faster is it?!

Anyway, she did the dirty work. Making her wantan's as she went along. It was a scream-worthy experience for me too. I felt like I had a whole batch of Alien eggs on my forehead. Just wish Ripley would hurry up with the grenade launcher and the flamethrower. SK was nice enough to loan me some heavy duty products in her anti-acne arsenal and I do hope that the "uprising" going on on my face will "subside" soon. **fingers crossed**

(Fast-forward last Saturday)

My forehead is now slightly better, but Janet is getting a bit worried. If my oild production still goes into overdrive, she has suggested that I apply SP4. Not Service Pack 4, but Sergio Praire 4. Some kind of extra strong (and extra expensive) anti-sebum gel. Hope I don't have to resolve to that!!!

Comments

Magus Young said…
hahah, i like janets job. u know the feeling when u press pimples on oil heads, it squirts out and u get some nice litle rice oil out or when u press and the yellow pus of pimples squirts out on to the mirror. BULLS EYE!!!

hehe yes disgusting on a monday morning.

I get a kcik outta pressing pimples.
Anonymous said…
maybe its the stress of marriage ... or lack thereof ... :-)
conan_cat said…
ooo, agree with you... last time my skin used to be pretty good too, with an occasional volcano popping up here and there once a month or two but thats about it. recently things are getting worse too... maybe i sleep too much or watch too much porn XD
savante said…
Making her wantans? Muahahahah.
Jaded Jeremy said…
Are there any subtle changes in diet? I find that if I eat, say, a third more than my usual weekly fried/greasy food, I usually get pimple.
Pike-chan said…
can it be the diet? try cutting down on heaty food. Eat more on vegetables and fruits....

maybe will help... and dont touch ur face with ur hands too...
Ganymede said…
Eeeeeeeeeeeeew Magus!

Anyhow, didn't notice that you had acne on yea when I met yea. Hmmm.

I'd say, forget about the facial products. Get yourself some good rampant sex. :P
Magus Young said…
Queer ranter! Shame on you, how could you possibly ask Will to go look for rampant sex, he'll prob get more pimples! hahah later he ketagih die lah..

Btw sometimes, sum ppl ass also got pimples and rice oil too hahah
William said…
@MagusY:
Ganasnya! On the as?!

@Muse:
Define "marriage". :P

@ConanC:
Tell me it's not the porn!

@Savante:
You wanna taste?

@JJ:
Wah, so precise!

@Pikey:
Yeah, should control my itchy fingers!

@QueerR:
Semen Mask?

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