Guess! Guess! Guess!

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dodol
Swiped from williamnyk.
What am I holding in my hand?

1) A mortar shell
2) A dildo
3) An ear of corn
4) An oversized suppository
5) salami
6) One of the magic beans from "Jack and the Beanstalk"

Well, it's actually dodol in a fancy dried-leaf packaging. So Elven waybread, right? I bought it for my brother for when he came back after the Raya holidays.

Me: Hey bang, nak saya belikan dodol dan lemang?
Bro: What kind of question is that?! Of course buy la!

He always tells me that he's deprived of good Malay food in Singapore. Can't find a decent nasi lemak, etc... But truth be told, KL food ain't that great. Banyak tipu-tipu. It seems that every Tom, Dick and Harry can open a stall to sell substandard traditional fare-- Penang Laksa la, Nasi Dagang Kelantan la, Laksam la, Nasi Kerabu la. KL-ites who miss their hometowns will just have to make do. Still can't beat the originals. Berbalik cakap pasal makanan Singapura, I'm really not used to their food. Everything tastes a little weird (right, KH?). Sweeter. Sweet Char Kuey Tiau. Ugh. Still manages to send a shiver down my spine.

Comments

Ryan said…
The fact that you could put the words "dildo" and "suppository" all in one list deserves an honourable mention in itself.
Thursday, November 23, 2006 6:07:00 pm
ikanbilis said…
wahh how come char kuey teow become sweet? cacat!!
Friday, November 24, 2006 12:15:00 am
Shake Trees said…
wah so big dat dodol. not dildo meh. wakaka...
Friday, November 24, 2006 10:15:00 am
William said…
@Ryan:
Hi. An accomplishment? Haha.

@IkanB:
Searcher reminded me that Pad Thai is also sweet. Forgot about that.

@KoalaE:
That big punya dildo-- Mampus.
Friday, November 24, 2006 6:24:00 pm
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