Nocturnal Band-Aid

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Originally uploaded by williamnyk.
Note: SK's been bugging me to put this up because she wants to read the article. So here it is, ahead of the other posts sitting in my post cache.

For the uninitiated, I'm a "banana" who can't read Chinese. I can speak pass-able Mandarin, but it has a Cantonese twang to it and stumble for the words at times. However, this didn't stop me from finding this little gem in the Chinese daily Guang Ming. I'm making an educated guess here, so please comment if I got it wrong.

Apparently, the guy in the photo is holding some kind of erectile dysfunction test strip. It has some cute cartoons on it, and I'm sure it's simple enough to figure out.
1) Take the strip, afix it to your flacid penis
2) Go to sleep
3) Results in the morning

If the strip broke, Hallelujah! Your equipment is in tip-top condition. If the strip just teared a little, beware... Lastly, if the strip is as it was from the night before... jeng, jeng, jeng. It's the Penile Retirement Home for you.

After reading this, don't get some smart ass ideas and try to make one for yourself. A papercut in the nether regions ain't pretty. :P

Comments

ikanbilis said…
ohmigawd! is that for real or something?
Saturday, October 28, 2006 12:01:00 am
Unknown said…
i ain't putting not band-aid near my stuff... dun think anyone would either... where u getting this la bill dear...
what's up with your connection... i miss our chats too much...
bless...
Sunday, October 29, 2006 12:13:00 am
thompsonboy said…
Will, there's hope out there you know.....Viagra and etc etc...if you are too shy to ask...
Sunday, October 29, 2006 12:42:00 pm
Anonymous said…
WRONG ARTICLE !!!!! Go to get a Chinese teacher... My pay is very high for a A1 standard :P
Sunday, October 29, 2006 9:25:00 pm
savante said…
Darlin, didn't you guys learn that on Sex and the City when Charlotte tried that?
Sunday, October 29, 2006 11:08:00 pm
William said…
@IkanB:
Apparently, yes.

@Shaz:
Beggars can't be choosy. I depend on unsecured wifi intrusion. Hehe.

@TBoy:
Shush! I'll secretly e-mail you about it later. Heh.
An excerpt from Sunday Star:
"Mr Chan WS is a successful textile merchant who has a mansion in Jalan Duta, changes his BMW every other year, sends his children to study in UK and keeps his head above of his competition. His house has a state of the art security system. But something came quietly in the night and stole something very precious he and his wife shared-- his erection."
Since I have none of the above material possessions, I guess I can still keep my erection. :D

@SK:
Too bad I cut out the wrong article. The real accompanying picture is more graphic.

@Savante:
I remember that. Stamps.
Monday, October 30, 2006 9:53:00 am
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