Care For A Ride?

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Horse
Originally uploaded by williamnyk.
Hi, I'm from Italy. I have the sexiest eyes and curves to die for.

Everyone says I'm fun and lovely (see the heart on my forehead?).

I'm from Italy and clad in the most luxurious red, skin-tight rubber outfit.

FYI, I'm also bouncy and go for hours on end.

So, care for a ride? I'm going only MYR168.00 a pop...

PS: This post is made solely for the benefit of Vengelyne, who was sorely disappointed with the duplicity of my last post.

Comments

Vengelyne said…
Well, I've a preference for local Chinese. *hint hint* So the Italian suggestion is a nice gesture, but um...

RM168 a ride? Batteries included? ;-)
Thursday, July 06, 2006 1:56:00 pm
William said…
Batteries are not *required*. It's all natural. ;P. Actually MYR168.00 is the lifetime package. I should have said, "Take me home for MYR168.00".

Ohhhh... I love *hint hint*. What else, what else? Already got 1 point. Heh.
Thursday, July 06, 2006 2:02:00 pm
Vengelyne said…
Whoa... lifetime package for RM168? Hmm... now that can be considered.

But it's also a lifetime commitment kinda thing, y'know? So lemme think about it first. How long will shipment take? And is stock readily available should one requires more? What other variations are there? =P I'm a true blue consumer... Exercising my consumer rights.

Most important question: Is there a 30-day money back guarantee if I'm not satisfied with it?
Thursday, July 06, 2006 2:17:00 pm
William said…
Caveat emptor is the slogan we go by. Your questions and concerns are all valid. We will try our best to fulfill your ad hoc requests, but of course we will deliver in reasonable conditions and within our stated Service Level Agreement.

We currently only have one model, but in line with our company's vision, rest assured that we will be providing upgrades in the future to satisfy changing customer requirements.

As for the money-back guarantee, not everything can be recompensed. Please refer to the indemnity clauses in the warranty agreement.

Phew... :D
Thursday, July 06, 2006 2:28:00 pm
Vengelyne said…
Since it's a lifetime commitment kinda thingy, still gotta give your customers a sample of it, you know? Belum cuba belum tahu! Kalau tak tahu, macam mana nak beli ni? =P
Thursday, July 06, 2006 2:53:00 pm
William said…
You think too far. Haha. Thinking with the end in mind pushes us forward, but we tend to miss out on the present.

Yeah, free samples. I'm thinking Carrefour on weekends.
Thursday, July 06, 2006 3:01:00 pm
Vengelyne said…
I'm just helping you develop your sales strategy, dude... those are the possible questions customers might ask. Besides, told you liao that I was exercising my consumer rights! *beams*

Carrefour? Low prices every day, huh?
Thursday, July 06, 2006 3:07:00 pm
William said…
Thanks for the tips. If sales involved all these kind of grilling sessions, most sellers would close shop. Buyers and sellers must come to a common ground. A much too demanding demeanour is not beneficial for the business link, but make no mistake, I'm not asking potential customers to settle for less. Just that, we all should practise more subtle ways. :)
Thursday, July 06, 2006 3:18:00 pm
Vengelyne said…
Customers are very prudent nowadays and they'd want their money to be well spent in an investment well made. It's ideal to have customers who are easy and make decision fast, but that's kinda hard to come by.
Thursday, July 06, 2006 4:09:00 pm
William said…
Yeah, everyone's out to protect their hard-earned money. Nobody wants an investment that goes bust. Sometimes, even the most rigorous decisions doesn't quite turn out as one expects. But remember, not all sellers are out to fleece their customers.

How did my post come to this....? :D
Thursday, July 06, 2006 4:15:00 pm
Vengelyne said…
Yeah, I'm one of those sellers you mentioned. =P

How? You started it with your horsey ride post then I asked tons of questions and you got all serious and then now this. Lol.
Thursday, July 06, 2006 4:35:00 pm
William said…
How did I get so worked up? Some gurlz are very good at mind games. I have a close female friend who likes to say things to see what impact it has. Guys just like to throw things and see the impact.

Well, we all would like to make a good impression. It's a nice feeling to be liked.
Thursday, July 06, 2006 5:25:00 pm
Vengelyne said…
Nah... not just girls who are good in mind games. I know tons of guys who are, too...

Yes, it's good to make a good impression, but if it's not genuine, it'd be seen through sooner or later. Best to always be yourself; where you are most happy and comfortable with. =)
Thursday, July 06, 2006 6:15:00 pm
William said…
We aren't really open books. Sometimes we take on a new aspect, especially in cyberspace. A good impression is to better the chance of someone *wanting* to get to know us better. The motivation... It's scary to be brutally honest during early encounters. Just peel that onion...
Friday, July 07, 2006 11:33:00 am
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