Guess! Guess! Guess!
What am I holding in my hand?
1) A mortar shell
2) A dildo
3) An ear of corn
4) An oversized suppository
5) salami
6) One of the magic beans from "Jack and the Beanstalk"
Well, it's actually dodol in a fancy dried-leaf packaging. So Elven waybread, right? I bought it for my brother for when he came back after the Raya holidays.
Me: Hey bang, nak saya belikan dodol dan lemang?
Bro: What kind of question is that?! Of course buy la!
He always tells me that he's deprived of good Malay food in Singapore. Can't find a decent nasi lemak, etc... But truth be told, KL food ain't that great. Banyak tipu-tipu. It seems that every Tom, Dick and Harry can open a stall to sell substandard traditional fare-- Penang Laksa la, Nasi Dagang Kelantan la, Laksam la, Nasi Kerabu la. KL-ites who miss their hometowns will just have to make do. Still can't beat the originals. Berbalik cakap pasal makanan Singapura, I'm really not used to their food. Everything tastes a little weird (right, KH?). Sweeter. Sweet Char Kuey Tiau. Ugh. Still manages to send a shiver down my spine.
1) A mortar shell
2) A dildo
3) An ear of corn
4) An oversized suppository
5) salami
6) One of the magic beans from "Jack and the Beanstalk"
Well, it's actually dodol in a fancy dried-leaf packaging. So Elven waybread, right? I bought it for my brother for when he came back after the Raya holidays.
Me: Hey bang, nak saya belikan dodol dan lemang?
Bro: What kind of question is that?! Of course buy la!
He always tells me that he's deprived of good Malay food in Singapore. Can't find a decent nasi lemak, etc... But truth be told, KL food ain't that great. Banyak tipu-tipu. It seems that every Tom, Dick and Harry can open a stall to sell substandard traditional fare-- Penang Laksa la, Nasi Dagang Kelantan la, Laksam la, Nasi Kerabu la. KL-ites who miss their hometowns will just have to make do. Still can't beat the originals. Berbalik cakap pasal makanan Singapura, I'm really not used to their food. Everything tastes a little weird (right, KH?). Sweeter. Sweet Char Kuey Tiau. Ugh. Still manages to send a shiver down my spine.
Comments
Hi. An accomplishment? Haha.
@IkanB:
Searcher reminded me that Pad Thai is also sweet. Forgot about that.
@KoalaE:
That big punya dildo-- Mampus.