will i am's delayed diary

KH made reservations for Joloko after hearing about it from friends. The menu features Caribbean cuisine paired with lots of Tequila and Mezcal. The restaurant seems to be hidden by lush foliage with no obvious signboard out front. We had the Tuna, Crab, and Prawn Ceviche, and followed with Jamaican Jerk Chicken. Delicious food, but a tad too expensive in my opinion. Our dining experience was a little bizarre due to the playlist that was basically male orgasmic sounds.  The day was really hot, so we walked over to Licky Chan & The Poke Guy for ice cream. Another place without an obvious signboard-- just a few rusting letters welded onto a metal fence. Joloko customers could present their receipt for a discount, but KH and I didn't make use of the promotion. :(. Licky Chan offers a unique selection of flavours, both halal and non-halal. Of course, we chose something with alcohol in it. The Cone-Ichiwa! is a combination of white chocolate, strawberries, sake, and ( get this ) wa

It was a Friday night, and KH and I were out in a cafe in Bukit Jalil. Spotted these two young'ns behind the counter. Boys have such unique sense of style these days. What conversation do you think the Barista Babes are having? Hope to see an interesting exchange in the comments section. :D. And can you guess which cafe?

Morning walks are usually uneventful. On a lucky morning, I may spot a cutie in sexy sports gear. But it was a bizarre morning at Taman Saujana Hijau because there were a whole bunch of Genshin Impact cosplayers at the European gazebo. No cuties, unfortunately. In the afternoon, KH brought me out for a cafe-hopping expedition in Cheras. Started out at Poppy Kat , a croffle joint on the second floor of a shop lot. Painted floors and tiled walls give it an old school charm. For some reason, both their staff sport the same haircut, and wear the same type of oversized Ts. The Jalapeno ham croffle didn't impress, but the Sitrus Black did. The latter is a cold long black with a good balance of citrus zest. Right at the end of the lot is a single-storey house that was converted into a cafe called Ah Gong House . Probably really someone's grandfather's house as the name implies. Prior reservation is required, but we were lucky enough to be allowed to walk in. Very homey, with the

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. While having breakfast at Restoran Tuck Tuck Tei at Taman Desa, I spotted Mountain King Mark having his soup noodles with his compression-clad girlfriend. Honestly, he should trade his Akita SANNOH basketball jersey for more compression gear really. His biceps would be wrapped beautifully. He had black tights underneath his shorts ( lose the shorts! ), but its not that obvious from my photo. Don't ever skip breakfast, ya?

Once inter-state travel was allowed, we made a trip to Teluk Intan on the weekend of All Soul's Day. KH hitched a ride but it was kind of a mistake because I miscalculated how many people could fit comfortably into my BIL's Serena. So it was kind of a squeeze for a couple of hours since my nephews are now the opposite of scrawny. Our routine is always to have breakfast at the food stalls at Lorong Maharani, and then hop over to the wet market for flowers. Sad that we couldn't find anyone selling Liew Kee CCF. This year, I had Little Monster recite the rosary at dad's grave. He nearly made it through the whole decade before he started to complain. Made a short stop at St. Anthony's Church too. The construction of the community center was finally completed. Before leaving Teluk Intan, we raided Sin Joo Heong for some heong peah and kaya puffs.   Our next destination was Ipoh. Stopped by at Asow Eatery Station for lunch. The cafe is actually located beside a large pla

Terrance and Phillip were having a staycation at The RuMa Hotel and Residences in the heart of KL. It was Phillip's birthday, so he invited a couple of his close friends over for some after-dinner drinks at their room. Our original dinner plans were at Natalina, an Italian restaurant on the third floor of Avenue K. The upper floor looks better now after being given a facelift. Anyway, we didn't eat at the Italian restaurant because it was fully-booked. Plan B was Nando's . Haha. We walked around Avenue K and Suria KLCC for a bit before finally heading over to The RuMa. Explored the place a bit, and I must say that they put a lot of effort into interior design. When T&P were finally ready for us ( not sure if they were fooling around having naked a naked dinner in bed ), we went up to the room. Phillip's best friend arrived not long after, with his boyfriend in tow. Three couples, cake, and Nespresso. Didn't stay long because because T&P probably had bathtub

Ever heard of Pure for Men ? You may have seen ads on the internet, or watched reviews by gay influencers. Basically, its sold as a magic pill that makes you an ever-ready bottom. In the real world, bottoming takes a lot of preparation ( read up on my routine here ) and thing can get messy. This is where Pure for Men comes in-- a fiber supplement that keeps your bussy clean as a whistle. Eat all the spicy sambal you want, and have seconds on that kari kepala ikan ! Pile on the dhal too! Haha. Anyway, KH bought me a bottle from Shopee, and I gave it a try. The recommended dosage is 3 capsules, twice a day. And its recommended that you not take it together with your vitamins. That being the case, sometimes I end up just taking it once a day due to timing. One bottle later, I wasn't really wow-ed by the results. I guess one really needs to take it very regularly. I started with 2 capsules, twice a day, and that sure as heck wasn't enough. And with 3 capsules, make sure its twic