will i am's delayed diary

Hi guys and gals! Definitely been a long time since my last edition of LRT Celebrities. At first I was wondering whether I should give it a rest during the holy month of Ramadhan, but I don't think my Muslim readers mind ( not sure how many I have actually ). Anyway... here's Tight Todd . He's not here because he's exceptionally cute or fabulous. I just want to use him as an example to highlight many of my gay lou friends' fetish for men in tight work clothes. Just look at the chest and sleeves. Don't see much excess material at all! Slim fit shirt + wide chest = drooling in the LRT. Fantastic equation. And lets not talk about slim hips and perky ass in tight slacks. That would membasahkan . Kinda reminds me of the guy on Astro's Brands Essence of Chicken advertisement. Could pop out of his shirt at any moment. Do you have such a festish?

Swiped from Yip Choon Wai @ Flickr Been some time since mum and I went to the market. A leisurely trip with nothing much to buy. For some reason, it was less crowded than usual. Just the random rush for bak zhang leaves. A opportunity for skanking presented itself because mum had an AGM in the afternoon. Told KH about it and he arrived at my home at around 3:00 pm. Plenty of time for me to 'freshen up', make the bed and line up the lube and tissues. No rose petals, no candles, no essential oils. LOL. A sweaty affair that afternoon. Moaned my heart out with a new position. Finished up within an hour just in time to receive a call from my mum that her meeting had ended. Need more time to switch a few positions at least. Didn't even have the time to finish for KH ( sorry baby xoxo ). In the evening, we went to Paradigm Mall for Jaded Jeremy's birthday dinner. Originally, it was scheduled for two weeks ago, but was rescheduled due to KH's company trip and SK'

Tuesday was Wesak, so SK arranged for a breakfast gathering at Coffee Factor , Setiawalk. Just as I was gonna drive out, I received a call from SK. She was having a serious nose bleed again! Jeng jeng jeng . Told her to call her doctor. Off I went to tapau breakfast for her granny and Apollo's mum. Upon arrival at her apartment, I saw her with two packs of ice on her face and a large towel over her mouth. When she removed the towel, her whole chin was dripping with blood. Whoah! Immediately rushed her to the Pantai Hospital A&E where her doctor was already waiting. SK: Doc! I wanted to go out to eat breakfast, then this happened! Doc: I wanted to go eat breakfast too, then you called! First thing he did was irrigate her nasal cavity with loads of saline solution. Sooooo much blood. Then he gave her a shot to stop the bleeding. Fearing a repeat, the doctor warded her for observation. Couldn't really think where else to go for food, so mum and I followed the original

Sent mum out at 9:00 am ( another full day at the 5th Tastefully Food & Beverage Expo in MV ) and went straight to church after that. Went to my favourite mall in the whole wide world after that-- Paradigm Mall. With its close proximity to church, easy parking and decent shops, I seem to be going there regularly on Sundays. Even Big Monster realizes it. Had lunch at the Pasta Zanmai there with SK. Just ordered some sushi and salad. Simple, but satisfying. After disappearing for months, KT made an appearance so we sat down to coffee at Komugi Cafe . Filled us in on the happenings of the previous months and boy, she dropped several bombs. BIG bombs. Didn't lecture her or anything as things were beyond my control. Hopefully she will be able to map things out for the months to come. Uniqlo was having some reductions on their Ts so we went crazy in there for a while. MaisonSK hosted another dinner that night with the usual gang making an appearance-- Apollo, QueerRanter-D and Bria

SK was thrilled when I asked her whether she wanted to join me for breakfast on Saturday. Discharged from the hospital just a few days ago, she was itching to go out. On the way out, I dropped mum at a friend's place as she had a charity sale at the 5th Tastefully Food & Beverage Expo in MV. Bright and early, SK and I arrived at Three Little Pigs & The Big Bad Wolf  at BV I. Even found a beautiful parking space right out front. It was supposed to be a meet up with Little Fox, but seeing that my SMS and What's App went unanswered, we went ahead and ordered food. Started off with Eggs Royale and some twenty minutes later, our baked eggs arrived. Food was good as usual and the pinoy staff super attentive. Sitting opposite us was girl who had been waiting as long as us. She seemed content and happy, not upset at all that her date was late. When he finally arrived in a white, slim fit white shirt and tight jeans did it dawn on us why her EQ was so high. She practically sig

The last I met Zemien was during my Penang trip with the gang. We had the opportunity to meet again in May as he was bringing his boyfriend around the region for their Skank Around The Region Tour. Their travels brought them from New Zealand -> Singapore -> Hanoi -> Krabi -> Penang -> Kuala Lumpur. We were lucky enough to meet up right before KH was to fly off to Japan the next day. Since they were in Bukit Bintang for a shopping binge, we arranged to meet up for dinner at The Pavilion's Ichi Zen . When I walked into the restaurant, Zemien and his angmoh boyfriend was already there. Naturally I offered my had to Zemien, but he said, "Why so formal?" and proceeded to give me a big hug. LOL. Was my first time meeting his BF, whom he introduced as Paige. I had forgotten that Zemien is nine years his senior. If you go by stereotypes, its normally the other way around. KH was the last to arrive. We made two sets of orders and when everything arrived we had n

Had an unlikely breakfast of CKT on Saturday and bro had his nasi lemak craving fulfilled. Didn't do much in the morning, but bro was busy planning for his upcoming vacation in Italy ( Florence and Cinque Terre ). At around 1:00 pm, SK and I sent mum out to Kuchai Lama to attend a free grooming course. To keep my brother entertained, I made sure that the video player was stocked with enough movies to last the afternoon. Took the chance to have lunch with KH at Casa del Cocco , Taman Danau Desa. Thought perhaps my Mei could join for lunch, but she was on her way back to Batu Pahat for some important personal matters. Actually we ordered a little too much-- grilled pork shoulder ( not recommended ), slow roasted pork ( recommended ) and a Margherita pizza ( recommended ). Such a lazy afternoon. Great to be just being in each other's company and sipping coffee ( while our hands get a little busy LOL ). Got home at about 3:30 pm after picking up mum's birthday cake from RT B