will i am's delayed diary

Roach Motel , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. The Ridsect Roach Trap Challenge! Day 1: No cockroach Day 2: Two cockroaches dead OUTSIDE the trap Day 3: Ambushed by a flying cockroach in my bedroom again. ZERO cockroach in the trap. Day 7: Found two cockroach legs inside. Day 9: Found a dead gecko inside ( to their credit, they did claim that it works for geckos too ). FML.

Here's a pair of twinks that KH spotted while on the way back home. LRT: STAR Direction: Seri Petaling Judging from the textbooks on their laps, they're both studying accounts. They look quite alike, could be brothers or twins. Having said that, I'm having all sorts of naughty thoughts about the both them. Imagine a scene where they're both studying in a room. One of them suddenly gets bored and tickles the other. Things get raunchy and they end up rough-housing on the bed. One is pinned on the bed... and they look at each other intently before slowly locking lips. Needless to say, their hands go wild and find each other's hard members... Wakaka. Sounds like a typical porn 'script' no? Oh well. I need to get laid! =_=

Keys , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Woke up on Thursday morning not feeling well. Lazed in bed and sat on the porcelain throne twice. Dragged myself out of bed anyway and got ready for work. While waiting for my car to warm up, I munched on a stale cream cracker and a prune, feeling pretty sorry for myself. Put on my shoes and got out, slamming shut the front door and locked the grill. I thought that I heard the sound of keys falling to the ground, but I didn't think much of it. After securing the padlock, I look at my Troika key ring and found that it had come undone ( not the first time, hence never get the screw end type )! Crap! Half of my keys were inside the house! Best thing was, the key I need to unlock the porch gate was not with me. AND I had no way of getting back in the house because I can't unlock the wooden door or the sliding door. Ish. Lucky for me, my sister had just sent my nephew to pre-school and was in the vicinity, so gave me her bunch of keys. Quick

Teh C , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. It was the last day of mum's course at church, so I sent her out again and lalu attended the 8:45 English mass. Father Lawrence was the celebrant and as with most of the CDD priests, English ain't their forte. He admitted that it was his first time, but I found his sermon quite legible. At least I could get the words although the language structure exposed the fact that he is not a native speaker or the language. Quite intriguing because his sermon revolved around Candy Crush Saga. LOL. After mass, I went over to Paradigm Mall for breakfast. Not many choices really. Wanted to try Uncle K Kopitiam, but all the food was spicy ( I was nursing a dry throat that I guess was due to my moaning the day before :P ) and the price ain't exactly cheap. Went down to Tea Garden instead and had shredded chicken flat noodles and Hainanese milk tea. Loitered around at Uniqlo while waiting for SK to finish her manicure. Bought some Ts for the kids

Cold Cuts , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Mum was attending a three day course in church, so I had to send her out early on Saturday morning. On the way to Kelana Jaya, I picked up SK and we later had breakfast at Aman Suria after dropping mum off. Had leisurely bitchin' session over coffee in the cool morning breeze on the five-foot walkway. Back home, I spent the morning washing the car ( wish it was like an Andrew Christian video ). At noon, we went out for lunch at Mediteca . Ever since SK heard about their lunch buffet with free flow of cold cuts, cheese, salad and desserts, she was elated. KH, her granny and Lifebook tagged along. Judging from the amount of cold cuts and cheese alone, we definitely exceeded the price tag of MYR58++. KH's regular waiter Morsey was sooo happy to see us. We weren't too happy with the mains though. Salty! I wanted the lasagna with pesto clams, but they were out. Second choice was eggplant parmagiana. Quite good, but to finish it all

Sushi Sunday , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Church was quieter with a lot parishioners away for the long weekend. A visiting CDD priest celebrated mass and gave a nice sermon about the pros and cons of the notable ex-SIC parish priests. Happy are those who see the good in people. Or something to that effect. LOL. Maison SK had a lunch special again. This time round, SK was experimenting with maki , nigiri sushi , tamago and temaki . She bought a salmon block from OUG and she came home fuming: SK: Can you slice the salmon for me? Fishmonger: We charge MYR2 per piece. SK: Per block you mean. Fishmonger: Per slice. SK: WTF. Fishmonger: We sell fish, we don't slice fish. Apollo, Brian, my sister and the kids came along as well to sample her first attempt at nigiri sushi . Not a bad attempt, but she could improve on the rice a bit. In addition to that, she made fried dumplings, teriyaki chicken and oven-baked mushrooms wrapped in ham. An excellent feast. She even opened a bottle

Some Like It Thick , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Decided to flock to the mall on Saturday ( orang KL mana ada kerja lain? ), but hearing the horror stories about parking woes made us start early. Went out for wantan noodles at 9:00am, and by 10:00am we were good to go. Actually managed to park at B1 at The Gardens Mall, near the entrance. Hahaha. As Ridhuan Tee would say-- "Ultra Kiasu". Our main stop was at Isetan to use up SK's cash vouchers. We definitely spent more than that as mum went shopping for clothes. Noticed that the official LINE merchandise was finally on retail shelves, so if you're a fan of the plushies or vinyl dolls, go check them out at Isetan. SK also changed some money for her upcoming trip to Taiwan and Japan. Since we had Japanese the day before, we lunched at Foong Lye for a change. As usual, one had to take a number and they gave me sass because my party of four had not arrived. "My grandmother is making her up from the