will i am's delayed diary

Doraku , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. The first Japanese restaurant I frequented at Life Center was Kamimura. The place had a great ala carte buffet but have since moved out after extensive renovation of the building. Now, it houses two new Japanese restaurants, namely Kingyo and Doraku . The latter is actually a branch of the famous fusion restaurant in the US. KH bought some dining vouchers off Living Social and we kinda delayed eating there until the expiry date forced us to go. Terms and conditions required KH to make a booking three days in advance and failure to honour the booking would render the voucher void. How annoying. Anyway, we booked for dinner on Friday with SK in tow. At first, they were seated inside, near the sushi counter. But SK complained about a weird smell. The waitress reassured them that it was the smell of the seafood ( which wasn't reassuring actually! ). On the other hand, my nose confirmed it to be coming from the ceiling. A whole bunch of hem

Waiter Wally , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Due to a severe drought on the LRT, today's celebrity is brought to you by a friend of mine, Ken. He spotted Waiter Wally while he was dining at a seafood restaurant in Kepong. Looks to be of Myanmarese descent. Well-dressed for a waiter in a Chinese restaurant. Kinda like his shirt. And of course would like to see him out of it. Not the cutest of guys but I won't mind him starring in my own personal porn video. Seems to be the lean, lightly-muscular that I heart. What do you think? Is he your cup of tea?

Pai Tee , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Dumpling festival was around the corner, so mum went to a friend's house for a dumpling party ( a whole bunch of aunties masak-masak la ). Sent her to Seri Petaling after church and lunch ( which we ate at Heritage Village Cafe -- quality deteriorated! ). It was a perfect opportunity for me to smuggle KH home for some quality time . Huhu. Can you imagine that we did not get intimate since our Taiwan trip?! Immediately went over to fetch him. My car's air-conditioning was on the blink again and that really got on my nerves, coupled with the heat wave and KH's tardiness! Hmmph. But that quickly evaporated. Back at my place, KH immediately had me in his arms and showered me with kisses. Could really see the longing and affection in his eyes. He manja -ed with me for a while before proceeding to strip me for a shower together. Both of us were so sticky and sweaty from the sauna car-ride. Once all cleaned up, we proceeded to the be

Salmon Steak & Scallop Chutney , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Breakfast: Wantan noodles ( dedicated to Kenni ) Lunch: Pan-fried salmon steak and scallop chutney with white porride at home + home-made markisa berlian Dinner: Dengar ini cerita... During the early stages of our relationship, KH loved to bring me out to meet his friends, gay and straight alike. Back then, I even agreed to go to his ex-F6 classmates chip san leong ceremony. You can read about it here . Can you imagine the awkwardness when his friends look at me and ask, "Mamat ni siapa ah?!". Well, this friend of his, let's call her The Bride ( macam Kill Bil pulak ), actually got divorced some years back. Right after KH relocated back to KL, we did meet her again . Some months after that, she invited the both of us to her wedding. It was held at Jaya Palace . Picked KH from his home. Thank goodness it was quite close to his home, else would have to sauna longer in my car. KH sweated like

Pepes Tenggiri , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Took my replacement leave on Monday compliments of our two-times lucky YDPA. Used the off day to do some banking. Dragged the kids along with us as my sister had renovation-related chores to do again. Main objective was to replace my BSN ATM card. Managed to get it done in just half an hour. With the new card in hand, I gave it a test at the ATM. While I was changing the password and registering for their internet banking, an Indian woman suddenly walked way close to me and shoved me her ATM card. "Tolong tekan", she said. Shocking, but I calmed down catching a whiff of cheap alcohol off her and noticed the Welfare Department tag around her neck. Told her to wait while I finished my transaction. When I took her card, she just stared at me blankly. At the ATM pin screen, she expected me to know her secret pin. :S. I told her to key it in herself. Continuing from there, I navigated to the withdrawal screen where again I asked

Salted Caramel , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Early Sunday morning, I woke up at 6:30am to get ready and send my mum out to her day trip. A free makan-makan, beli-beli thing to Sepang and Tanjung Sepat. Dropped her at the center, then SK & I went to Yat Yat Lei for some breakfast. Just some soup noodles and a cup of coffee. Clear soup noodles are so easy these days. MSG soup, some noodles, ready to eat fried beancurd skin and some fishballs. No satisfaction. Went to church after that to catch the 8:45am mass. Straight home after that. SK packed me some chicken, dried oyster and pumpkin porridge for lunch later. So just camped at home in front of the lappie. Watched some TVB series episodes and anime. At about 1:00pm, I reheated the porridge. I only managed to get at the porridge in the microwavable container. Those in the Thermos was locked tight! Twisted and turned the cover, but it refused to budge. Nearly whacked it with a hammer. Fortunately, I am small eater. BWAHAHAHA

Soupy Breakfast , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. The kids ( C & R ) landed in my mum's lap again on Saturday. BIL was still rushing his home renovations. The contractor is definitely incompetent and doesn't know how to manage his time and resources. So convicted is my BIL to have the whole major project done up by early June that he is now the one barking orders to the workers. Bizarre. Anyway, went out to have pork ball noodles again at Restoran Yong Sheng with SK and the kids were handed over to us. Although my sister already fed the toddler, he still ate a whole bunch of kuay teow from my bowl. Slurped up the noodles with ease. Cute giler . Let the kids horse around at home for a while before deciding to bring them out to The Gardens. But that in itself posed a challenge because mum had to pack a 'field kit'. SK and mum settled that back at my sister's place while I entertained the elder monster with "Wreck-It Ralph". Quite entertaining I must

Deconstructed, Reconstructed , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Sunday was the usual church day with the exception of fantastic traffic ( not like Sunday traffic in the morning is bad to begin with ), thanks to the school holidays. That means that Sunday School's also off and that practically cleared up traffic around the church. Went to have YTF at OKR's Ipoh Road Yong Tau Fu , but the weather made it quite unbearable. And it didn't help that there was a TNB mobile electric generator grumbling just around the corner. Cut my hair after that at my regular stylist. He was itching to use the shaver again, so I went along with it. Shaved most of the sides and the back. Definitely felt good to have such a haircut in this horrible heat wave. Trimmed a bit of my fringe, but just to get the hair out of the corner of my eye. A little swelling there, no doubt infected due to my product-laden hair poking into the tender bits. Overall, I liked the new look. Did a little grocery sh

Hotel or Dentist Office , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. It was time again for my annual dentist's appointment of scaling and polishing. But I had to bring my nephew along cause his mum was busy with her house renovations. Fetched the kid at about 9:00am. Usually, he slept till after 10:00am, so he was pretty zombified in the car. Puffy eyes and all. Went to Drs Wong & Partners at Seri Petaling and when we went up, I was surprised at the total lack of patients. I went over to talk to the nurse, while my nephew immedately gravitated towards the toy corner. There was a toy lion that would sing and whose nose would light up if you press it. The nurse told me no dentists were around that day and asked me to try the other branches. Crap. The kid nearly did not want to leave. Dragged him downstairs to the nearby Dentiste's Clinic ( which is also part of their Smile Link Group ). Turns out that they had no walk-in on Saturdays and I did not want to wait till 2:00pm so I went t

Broken Underwear , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. During my drive to work on Wednesday, my car starting making knocking sounds, even when idling. Worrying, as it was quite loud from the inside and out. Got my mum to send the car to the mechanic, which luckily is very near to my sister's place. The mechanice returned the car declaring that it was fixed after changing the engine oil and adjusting the timing belt a bit. On Thursday, I detected the noise again, although it was much softer than the day before. And the air-conditioning died again! Complained to the mechanic and he told to bring it in on Wesak Day as he was open for business. Went for a spin with the mechanic to point out the noise to him. Within five minutes, he fixed the first problem-- the air-condition wiring was loose. Reconnecting the cable solved one problem. I was worried that I would need to fork out more money for the air-con. I didn't wait there as I got SK to pick me up. Had breakfast with her at Resto

ところてん　seeweed jelly TOKOROTEN , swiped from yuko_ppp2501 on Flickr. Recently downloaded a piece of Jap porn of GT by the name Shaved Squirting 2 . Classy eh? Not really a fan of Eros by KO Company, but I gave it a try anyway since bandwidth is unlimited. Totally surprised me at the first scene. But anyway, here's a hilarious synopsis that I got from Google Translate: [Part 1 muscle snapping refreshing Twink competition bread Kimi video first appearance! men, but ordinary ... speech also different person anymore Once shooting begins "(laughs) I'm to Tokoroten myself, with soil M" in the good young man wind ! with Dick rolled pant Tokoroten carp white liquid and drop does not stop ... Butt is and expansion! you to stand out blood vessel! as "ass mighty!" Mushaburitsuku to cock and make it the cock Gingin! Once thrust a huge dildo to squirting from Tokoroten! Is that Moro sense only Don When dug this continuous tide surprised (laughs)! staff'm a squirti

House of Horrors , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Mum owns a house in Bercham, and for a decade now, we had been renting it to an old lady and her son. No tenancy agreement, just verbal. And we had the luck of getting someone to collect the rent on our behalf, God bless him. And as with most tenants, they give more heartache than anything else. Even though the rent is just MYR200 for a corner unit, they are not good pay masters. Until today, they owe us much back rent. And they have the gall to ask for repairs, which of course we refuse, and this turns out to be a vicious cycle. After so many years, we finally got the legalities ( time and money! ) out of the way and the property has been transferred to mum's name. Finally we can officially do something to evict them. Mulled over legal action, but that would require us getting the services of a litiation lawayer. BIL suggested that we cut the utilities instead. Sounded good, so we went for the second option. Early monday mor