will i am's delayed diary

Foursome , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Went to the OUG wet market on Saturday... yadda... yadda... yadda. Wanted to bring mum to Nippy to try their super crispy bamboo noodles, but they don't open in the morning. Crap. So turned back out to Jalan Kuchai Lama to eat at Soon Lei . Sat down and ordered a bowl of XO fish head noodles and also tried a box of sea bird's nest angku . Judging by how chewy the colorful angku were, I think the lady mixed konyaku powder into the seaweed jelly. Still find that this place can't fight the fish head noodles at Goon Wah. If not because for the fact that Goon Wah doesn't open on the weekends, they would have it worse. At least can chap sei kai on Saturday and Sunday. Since we were in the vicinity, stopped a while at NSK to do more grocery shopping. Didn't do much that Saturday afternoon. Just watched a whole lot of episodes of "Fairy Tail". Happy the flying cat is so cute! "Aye!". Had a super late lunch

Ouch! , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Ended up at Paradigm Mall for lunch after Sunday Mass. Wore my Aasics Casuals that day and it was another ouchie experience. But the foot bed is as nice as the Van's, at just half the price. Will break it in soon I hope. Thought of breaking my usual lunch routine and going for something Western instead. Plan B came to mind, but the place was perpetually full. Couldn't accept waiting for half an hour, so I thought, "Screw you, I'm going to Sakae Sushi ". And of course the Citibank pink plate offer sweetened the deal for me. Spent the rest of the afternoon processing my Taiwan trip photos. Quite tiring. Even more tiring if I was compiling at photobook ( gambate KH! ). Mum went out for dinner, so KH,SK and I ate out. She treated us to dinner at Kobe Gyutaku , a premium Japanese grill at Subang. Took us ages to find the place. The GPS couldn't pin-point the exact location, so we made a call to the restaurant. The fellow o

80gms , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Woke up early thought I had no date with the wet market that Saturday. Spent some time on the lappie after doing some simple stretches and exercise routine ( migt have included some other 'exercises' and 'stretches' ) in my room. Went to breakfast with mum after that and went to Goodarch HQ at Sri Petaling after that. An old lady living near my place needed to get her orthotics adjusted. Reached there about 10:30am due to the long queue at the BOMBA juntion, but as luck would have it, the place only opens at 11:00am. Sheesh. Waited a bit more before the front door was opened. Took quite long to get things settled and by noon, we dropped by Central Hypermarket to do some restocking at the organic store there. Been taking psyllium husk for a couple of months now and I must say that it does wonders for my bowel regularity ( ever had shit so light that it takes a bloody four flushes to send it on its way?! ). Nasty to drink actuall

Snake Oil , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. As luck would have it, mum dragged me to the wet market the Saturday after I arrived home from Taiwan. The usual sights and smells with the exception of a snake oil salesman dressed like a troll doll. Crazy hair. His business was brisk that morning selling some kind of numbing oil for joint pain ( and I won't be surprised if works for hard cocks too ). Wonder what's in it. Later in the afternoon, mum cut up yam, sweet potatoes and new year cakes to make some sinful snacks. Sandwiching the new year cake between the other two ingredients, she dipped the combination in batter and deep fried it. The resulting sandwich was absolutely crispy with a runny center. Yummy! The next day, I went to church as usual, but wore my new Van's. Boy, what a painful experience it was. Pain at my baby toe and scraping at my heel. Hopefully the leather will soften up soon. Went to The Gardens Mall after mass to escape the heat. C

Breakfast II , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Woke up early on our last day in Taiwan to have breakfast at the chachai place again. This time round we took some pig's ears and chicken intestines, just like the locals do. Delicious stuff. Crunchy. Took a last minute spin around Ximending for some bubble tea and tapau the yummy goose from Ya Rou Bian ( advertised as the 'most intimate of gifts' ). Couldn't resist and ended up ordering some to eat and this time round we also tried the liver. Hehe. Bumped into a bunch of Malaysian tourists at the shop. They were made up of three straight couples. And the weird thing was, they just sat there and ate. Not a peep out of their mouths. Must be too tired from sex. Yikes. Most of the shops were closed, so were dragged ourselves back to the B&B to do our final round of packing. Camwhored a bit at the small park opposite our building. Lewis didn't pick us up that day. The official reason was that his comm

An Awkward Bird , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Took the Metro back to City Hall Station and we lunched at Ramen Kagetsu Arashi in Uni-Hankyu. Ordered an interesting fish broth ramen called the W. Fitting. Garlic came really fresh. They would give you several cloves with a metal hand press! Did the obligatory trip to Taipei 101 after that. Walked through their busy City Hall. So much hustle and bustle. And the best thing was, the staff all looked very cheerful. Took a short coffee break at Skypig Cafe before dashing across the road to see the landmark skyscraper. Sipped some coffee, enjoyed the breeze and the surroundings. Taipei 101 is just another tall building with luxury shopping space. Didn't spend much time there. Did further shopping at the nearby ATT 4 FUN . Found a Private Structure boutique there and was fun to hear the sales guy explain that it's a brand from Malaysia. Didn't look like they were doing well. SK wanted to buy her Jimmy books, so went to

Ouchie! , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Pretty pair of Andrew Christian briefs right? KH got it for me last year . Gotta love the bright colour and contrast fluting. Unfortunately, it's not quite comfortable. "Nice to see, nice to hold, once worn, not as comfy as I was told!" It kinda rides up at the crotch and bites into my inner thighs. Think it's because the cutting is too narrow at the inseam ( or God forbid my thighs are too fat! ). Blegh. Bad design. Can consider cumming on this pair and putting it up for sale! Hentai! Any takers? :P

Chahai , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. BONUS MATERIAL in this super long-winded post (sixth in the series of many!): Taiwan Celebrity-- Memorial Maru! Didn't need to wake up too early, so we took our sweet time getting out of bed. And with KH at arm's and cock's length, it wasn't easy to jump out. The weather in Taipei had returned to normalcy, we did not to wrap up too much. Went walking along Hankou Street looking for food. Saw the usual sandwich places and decided to give it a miss. Also passed by a packed 'Yong He' soya bean shop, but judging from the looks, its an immitation. Further down we went, SK and I spied a shop inside a small lane. Hot soup noodles! Immediately walked in. Apparently they specialize in zhacai noodles. Very yummy stuff indeed. Just loved the piping hot soup with the tangy taste of the preserved vegetables. Our plan for the day was to visit the Chiang Kai-shek Memorial Hall and then head to the wholesale malls. Took the metro fr