will i am's delayed diary

Cameron Highland Sunrise 3 Swiped from Ho Swee Ching . Hi guys and gals! By this time tomorrow I'll be at Cameron Highlands, not to enjoy high altitude sex, but to be with friends to celebrate the impending 2010. As usual, SK will be with me, in addition to Pikey and his new Teddy Bear. Of course it would be much better if KH's able to join us, but I'll keep my sexual frustration for mid-January ( the dam will burst! ) when I'll be going down for a visit. I look forward to the cool air, the fresh produce and beautiful landscapes. Do say a little prayer for us so that we get a smooth journey and a fun trip. See your next year! ( but I might just pop a quick post, :P ) May 2010 bring new challenges and friends, heal old pains and bring peace to all!

cobra woman Swiped from Norma Desmond . This is my favourite Hindi movie from my childhood. The exorcism scene is a classic! Look at the Sridevi's eyes. Mesmerizing! They don't make movies like this anymore... All the must have's are there-- pretty heroine, macho hero who loves his mother and kicks ass like he's chopping lumber, catchy music, great dance scenes and lovable villain. You may say that all this is standard, but the supernatural premise of the film is what gives it its charm. Hehe. A snake-woman who finds her way into a rich family, only to scare the shit out of her mother-in-law. She calls in an "exterminator" and a great struggle for power ensues! Memang best!

Lin Dan (campeão olimp. 2008) Swiped from atang_badm . My neighbour's children play badminton everyday. Sometimes even several times a day. It's like some sort of commandment in their home. Some kind of disease or compulsion. It's amazing. Even at 11:00pm, they'd be sweating it out on the road. No electricity? Rev up the car, turn on the headlights and play badminton! Makes me feel like I'm staying with the Sidek family. :S. Why can't it be Lin Dan look-a-likes running after the shuttlecocks topless? Is that asking for too much? :P

Christmas was quite quiet this year. My first order of business on Christmas Eve was to get SK's tire patched. And God was kind enough to bless me with eye candy at the shop. Yummy. Lunch was mixed rice and I later babysat my bratty nephew, Cyan. He's such a Duracel bunny these days. Mum asked me to look after him for a while and she found me zoned out on the couch. Luckily the kid didn't set fire to the house or anything. At night, mum and I went to the Christmas Eve mass and luckily the jam on the LDP did not make us miss the cantata. But the carols were quite a let down anyway. Kids did it this year and somehow, it wasn't 'powerful' enough to put me in the mood. Perhaps it was just me. Noticed that the dominant colour in the congregation was black! Weird. Anyway, the interior was decked out with plenty of decorations and flowers. It was high mass and the censers were out. The priest brought in the wooden figurine of the El Niño Dios and put Him in the manger.

Monorail 0198 Swiped from williamnyk . Overheard on the Monorail: (Black Vest keeps on putting her chin on the White T 's shoulder) White T: The first time my mother saw you, she asked whether you were a lesbian! Black Vest: So many lesbian meh? (Black Vest playfully bites White T's shoulder) What did I just witness? I'm not too sure myself. Heh. I think I don't see enough lesbians on the streets. But then again, I have no reliable les-dar. :P

Winter Solstice IV Swiped from williamnyk . Dong Zhi falls on a Tuesday this year, so my mum decided to make the big celebration on Sunday. It's supposed to be an important celebration where family reunions are supposed to happen. It's said that 冬大于年, meaning that it is more important than the Chinese New Year. However, the inverse happens. Perhaps it has to do with the fact that there's a holiday for CNY and it is a giant economic exercise. During our Saturday round at the wet market, mum bought lots of fresh ingredients for the dinner and the glutionous rice floor for the 湯圓. On the night before, we rolled up the dough into little bite-sized balls. Some were coloured blue with some natural colouring from flowers. They turn an even deeper shade of blue after cooking. In one of her rare moods for something new, mum attempted to make some with peanut filling. A real challenge of getting everything in while avoiding the skin from breaking! Mine ended up with some &q

Open the Curtains Swiped from williamnyk . A Blessed Christmas to all my readers. Let us love the Child of Bethlehem. Come souls and love a God who has become a Child, poor and so lovable, in need of our tender love, who has come down from heaven to give Himself entirely to you. If we but ask for pardon and salvation, He has come to pardon us and to save us. -- St. Francis of Assisi Peace and goodwill to everyone. May this be season of glad tidings and fullness in family life. May all of you receive the blessings and grace of God and in turn pass it on the others. ** muacks ** and ** hugs ** ^_^