will i am's delayed diary

I'll be frolicking with kangaroos, koalas, wombats, emus and penguins for a week starting Wednesday. See ya! -- Regards, William

Kusanagi of SMAP fame said it best, "There is nothing wrong with being naked." Yes, there's nothing wrong. Now for the rest of the members to make the same declaration. ;) -- Regards, William

Over a cup of Teh C ( yes, at the Siew Keong place ), my Burmese colleague out of the blue regaled me about tales of penile enhancement, all for the sake of female satisfaction , eh-hem. The things he described really caused me to scrunch up my face, even worse than staring down at a cockroach leg in one's cup. Heh. D-I-Y projects with little glass beads and a razor with a smidgen of antibiotic cream for a bumpier ride with the ladies ( gotta ask SK what she thinks of this ). And heaven forbid sewing knots of horsehair into the penile skin to keep the women coming back for more and more. Ghastly! If it was me, I'd rather stick to a Swarovski-encrusted dildo than an accessorized cock! Have a nice weekend, folks! I on the other hand, have to work! :(

It's a small thing really. But it makes me happy. I used to just expect it. And naturally was disappointed. Hence I opened my mouth, made my expectations known. It was acknowledged. I was happy for a time. But that has degenerated. It makes no sense, huh? It does to me. Time to accept the fact. -- Regards, William

I have seen ISO9001:2008 at work and I must say that I'm a true believer that these certifications mean squat. Remember my post about KL Monorail's recent quality management announcement? Well, to THEM, certification means taking more than a week to get an escalator fixed and allowing chaos at the interchange stations during rush hour. Trains brimming. Stations brimming. Splendid. So much for that. -- Regards, William

The latest updates are in for my underwear collection! Here are the additions: Dugas + 1 2xist + 2 (ehsan KH) DKNY + 1 (ehsan KH) Private Structure + 1 Hehe. :). -- Regards, William

SingaporeHols20093 Swiped from williamnyk . Taking a cue from Apollo, I woke up at 7:45am to "ready my man" for work. However, KH was the one fretting over me, making me breakfast of hamster grains and milk ( so tiring to chew that sawdust ). I walked with him to the bus stop to send him off and familiarise myself with the layout of JJ's condo area. It felt good waving him off... A strange feeling. But a good one. Back upstairs, I started my domestic drudgery by ironing his clothes. I suspect that he was purposely delaying his ironing in anticipation of my arrival. :P. With that out of the way, I went online and by 11:00am I was preparing to go out to meet KH, JJ and K850i for lunch at Hachi Tei . Had a nice lunch of chirashi don and JJ even managed to get a discount off the bill. K850i was regaling us with tales of his dragon-boating. Never fails to trigger imagery of tanned hunks exerting themselves... yummy! With KH ( he came all the way from Paya Lebar just