will i am's delayed diary

Three simple words. KH and I use it so often that I sometimes fear that it would lose its potency and meaning. In our countless daily SMS, we sign off with it. At the end of our nightly phone conversations (or phone sex, :p), we say it to each other in addition to the standard "good night". But tonight, KH suddenly spoke the three words shyly mid-conversation. I thought he had office gossip to share or some update on upcoming trips. It sounded so sweet to my ears and rang out loudly though it was a whisper compared to our usual conversational tone. Amused and elated at the same time, I replied him in the age-old manner, "I love you too", after making him repeat it three times. Lol. I still feel warm and fuzzy and inexplicably happy. And of course, a little bit horny! -- Regards, William

I had my very own Earth Hour when I got home from work yesterday. The lights were out for a couple of hours, so I can even rephrase it as Earth Hours. Had a candle-lit dinner and I read a bit of the papers by the flickering light. Luckily it rained, so I didn't miss the fan that much. Even my CDMA phone line died. As time stretched on, the only natural thing to do was to stuff my mouth. Before I knew it, the light was back on. Tomorrow, the saga continues. No water for twelve hours. >_<" -- Regards, William

Easter marks one the holiest days in the Christian calendar as it commemorates the resurrection of Jesus Christ on the third day after he was cruxified and died for the sins of mankind. For the Church and the faithful, everything hinges on this belief. However, I find myself having the skankiest of SMS conversations with Potato Bill on Easter Sunday. Not about religion of course, but the Easter Bunny side of it. Talks of easter eggs with creamy fillings, white chocolate bunnies that one would chew on the whole day, rummaging one's easter basket for goodies and treats... Never will I look at the Easter Bunny the same way again! Happy Easter everybody! -- Regards, William

Golden Panda Swiped from williamnyk . In case you don't know, I actually have 48 days of annual leave left and I'm desperate to clear them off before my company forfeits 'em all. Hence, I made a leave plan that will allow me to do so, IF the work schedule permits. Heaven has been kind enough to let things fall into place and I was granted a week's absence from the office. And so, I flew down on JetStar to Changi Terminal 1 ( over-rated, IMHO, but immigration was fast and it was short way to the belt ). The flight was a bit bumpy, but that was expected with the weather and small aircraft. Read in the in-flight magazine that getting a Singapore Sling at the Raffles Hotel is a must-do! Sei lor . While I was waiting at the arrival hall, I overheard the most "precious" phone conversation: He was telling me like the girls he was flirting with... and I was like screw you... I'm at Clark Quay at the moment and I can just snap my fingers and guys would com

Just came back from my week long visit to Singapore and the Monday that I started work on was quite a bitch-- Unfinished business and issues that my colleagues conveniently KIV-ed for me, awaiting my imminent return. But I must give credit that they did a great job of covering for me. Well, the shit was eventually settled, and naturally more shit was generated. Even so, I was quite surprised that my crankiness was quite under control. My voice had a calm quality to it. I did not feel like venting. The break did me much good it seems. A getaway from work works wonders for my temper. And the sex, definitely the sex. LOL. FYI, the BF is flying down for Easter, so the "holidays" can begin again! -- Regards, William

Stalker Swiped from K!T . During my visit to the DAP CNY open house this year, I bumped into a very pengsan uncle by the name of Loo. He wanted to have his photo taken with one famous, unmarried DAP MP, so he employed my help. I should have just shut up and took their photo with his cellphone. Regret hardly covers what I'm feeling for offering to do it with my camera. So, we exchanged contact information and I got his address. It took me some time to develop his photo as my sister wanted to do bulk processing, so I piggy-backed his photo on her batch. And this caused me heartache to no end. He kept on calling me, asking about the status. Day and night. So desperate to see the photo. And when I finally post the photo to him, stupid POS Malaysia f*cks up and takes more than a week to deliver it and this causes the old fart to call me many-many more times. One day, he caught me during a bad day at work and I just kinda blew my top. Told him off. As though I was trying to ke

Coming back from a short trip to Haadyai, my colleague gave me a keychain as a souvenier ( gah! ). However, it's not as boring as it sounds. It's actually a metal keychain of two people having sex. Perky tits and a horse cock. And it has moving parts, mind you! With some help, the "guy" can f*ck the "gal" doggie style ( other positions are available, trust them to come up with variety ). Like some kind of X-rated shadow puppets. Cute, ain't it? Although I would have preferred it to be two guys, the quality is bad enough that the "gal" can be mistaken for a deformed "guy". So the next time you're in the Land of Smiles, do try to get some of these erotically-educational keychains.