will i am's delayed diary

James Huntsman gay , swiped from reinhardkrickelberg on Flickr. Note: What do you know... just in time for the new year! Some considerations for my sex life as recommended by a couple of well-meaning friends: ThompsonBoy - Speedo sex - I'm guessing that it involves having sex in swim trunks. KH and I should don the skimpiest of swim trunks and when it comes to penetration, KH should just just whip out his hard cock from the side of the pouch. As for me, KH would either push the material to the side to access my chute, OR just partially remove the trunks, leaving it one leg. Perhaps he meant f*cking in the pool. For reference, I'll need to dig out some Japanese athlete, poolside or beach porn. ChatMate - Jockstrap sex - According to him, it's a shame that an underwear king like myself does not own a pair of jockstraps. It's the perfect underwear for bottoms. Just need to raise my legs and voila, easy access ( not to my dick though )! Any suggestions on what brand I sh...

Gomoku Ramen -五目ラーメン- , swiped from spazio_space on Flickr. QueerRanter was in town for some kind of meeting ( his company doesn't seem to know about teleconferencing, so they fly him in and out ), so a BFF meet-up was arranged in town. The organizer, Legolas suggested dinner at Ton Chan , Wisma Cosway. The whole restaurant was practically our's, so we could kecoh all we liked. Among the familiar faces were Ken and JL, while the surprised guests were Jin and Ginger. Interestingly, Ginger was QueerRanter's primary schoolmate. According to him, he had a huge crush on him back then. But the fact that Ginger is a breeder was lost on many on us. He seemed so comfortable in our midst and Ken practically thought that he sucked dick. LOL. A very sporting fella. Anyway, it was my first time there, so I randomly gave their Gomoku Ramen a try. Loved the soup actually, and it had a good mix of charsiew, tempura, wakame , pork slices, vegetables and ajitama . Was a very fun dinner re...

Blue Maki , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Mass and latte best sum up my Sunday mornings. For lunch, I brought sis and the monsters to an unlikely venue-- Shiang Hai Vegetarian Restaurant . Big Monster ain't a fan of greens at all, so had to mislead him a bit. On the other hand, Little Monster munches on anything, so he ain't a problem. But the latter fell asleep during lunch anyway. Of all days, we went there on the fifteenth of the lunar month, a popular day to go vegetarian. So it was quite crowded. Introduced the popular choices to mum and sis-- twin hor fun and beancurd soup. This time round, tried the blue maki and seaweed charsiew fried rice. Carbohydrate overload that afternoon. Stopped by at Sunway Pyramid after lunch. Boy, what a mistake that was. Parking was hell. Ended up at The Pinnacle. Been ages since I had to hunt for parking like that. The kids were all worked up. Perhaps it was also the free lollipops from Sticky. Took a free photo with Santa. The woman...

SugarDaddy , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Like an old granny, my Iswara fung sap again. Sent her to my regular mechanic to change the brake pads, engine oil and spark plugs. Then went for my regular WTM breakfast at Kong Kee with SK and mum. Some weeks back, mum snubbed her little toe on the sofa and as luck would have it, she got a repeat bullseye a few days later. Hard to heal, so brought her to clinic for a check. The doctor ordered an X-ray and luckily it revealed no fractures. Gave her some meds. Overdue for a haircut, so ventured to OUG with the kids ( yes, babysitting again! ). Chop my hair down to size, short enough to last till before CNY. Lunched at Esquire Kitchen , a restaurant that I had not stepped into for quite some time. I remember it being THE place to eat while I was an undergraduate. Didn't do much in the afternoon. Watched an episode of "Vicious". Amazed that from start till end, Ian McKellan didn't stop spewing wit, poison and sarcasm. Qu...

Red Delight , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. St. Ignatius Church organized a Family Fiesta to wrap up its 25th Anniversary celebrations and of course to raise funds. Each BEC rented a stall for MYR100 to sell food and other items. My BEC decided to sell Nyonya kueh, kaya and porridge. Mum was tasked with cooking cuttlefish and peanut porridge while another woman prepared chicken porridge. Troubleome to say the least. Preparation work had started the day before with mum chopping spring onions, frying shallots and slicing ginger. She actually started cooking at midnight and only went to sleep at 2:00 am. :S. I woke her up at 5:30 am and started moving stuff into the car. She practically brought along the whole kitchen. At church, quickly found a parking space and unloaded everything with enough time to spare to attend the 6:45 am mass. By the time we came out, nearly every thing was set up. Our stall had a very Chinese New Year feel to it ( and wasn't even Christmas yet ). Every...

Spicy , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. For a very long time, I had not set foot in OUG morning market on a Saturday. Went that day because mum wanted to get some supplies for the church cook-out the next day. Traffic wasn't too bad that day and we only needed to stop at Jalan Hujan Emas 5 and Jalan Hujan Emas 8. The pace was quite leisurely and we ate breakfast at our favourite lorong stall-- clear soup noodles with steamed chicken. Wholesome and nutritious. Mum had babysitting duty again that day, so went to my sister's place after church. Big Monster had a school field trip so it was just the little one. Little Monster was all dressed up and was hoping for more gai-gai time. Brought him along for Lifebook's shopping trip for electrical items. Can you believe that they were already playing CNY songs in early November?! The little one went crazy at the shop, opening and closing all the refrigerator doors that he could get his hands on. He would then tell me that there...

Meat Lover , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. I got up at 4:00 am again on Tuesday. And it was a public holiday. F*ck work. At least it was the last handover session for me. In the future, I will only be involved in second level support. Left work at 8:00 am. Immediately drove to Kuchai Lama to pick KH up for breakfast. The fella wanted to eat at Restoran Kim Kee , Kota Kemuning but didn't find out how to get there. Made me a little mang zang . In the end, Waze saved the day. The address was Jalan Anggerik Varanda. Fantastic. Got a parking space smack dab in front of the shop. That helped my mood a little. We ordered wantan mee and curry noodles. KH had the curry. And when I switched my wantan mee with him for a while, he practically decimated all the noodles on the plate! T_T. So sad. Remind me not to share my food with KH next time! Hmph. For drinks, we ventured to Jalan Anggerik Vanilla pulak , a place called Brew & Bread . Was practically full. Ordered a cafe latte, pic...