will i am's delayed diary

Misc0114 Swiped from williamnyk . Here's the latest addition to my collection of knickers! ( my drawers are over-occupied so some of 'em have to be squatters now! ) 1) Felix the Cat from Toot ( compliments of KH ***MUACKS*** ) 2) Dugas 3) War is Terrorism from Forbidden ( compliments of KH ***MUACKS*** ) Hehe. Stay tuned.

swimmer Swiped from hagerstenguy . I don't know about you, but I'm usually horny after my weekly swim. Kakaka. ( Jangan fikir bukan-bukan, no woody in my trunks le, but different case if KH's in the pool too, :P ). Increased blood flow? Sign of improved health? Release of feel good hormones? Or just plain horniness on my part? ( likely to be psychosomatic, :P ). Might be a combination of factors. Who knows? So, are you horny after exercise or gym?

Wu Kok Swiped from williamnyk . I usually attend Mandarin mass on Sunday mornings, so it's usually off-limits to social gatherings. But this time round, mum wanted to attend a talk at the Kwang Tung Association, so we celebrated the Eucharist on Saturday evening instead, so she had Sunday morning clear. And so, seeing the wonderful opportunity, I asked Gratitude out for a dim sum breakfast at Yuen Garden , Puchong Jaya. So nice of him to say yes although it was already 3 weeks in a row for him eating there. I would have said no in a heartbeat. :P. The place was easy to find since it was so large and can be seen from Jalan Kenari. We ordered most of the classics-- siew mai, ha kau, wu kok, char siew bao, chu cheong fun, loh mai kai, fung chaw and pai kuat . However, out of those, one could taste the flour in the chu cheong fun , the char siew bao and wu kok was not fragrant enough. And come to think of it, Anton did not get to eat his egg tarts. We washed it all down wit...

Twilight Kids Swiped from williamnyk . On Saturday, I woke up at 6:30am to get ready to send SK and Apollo out to KLIA for their trip SG. Why am I not on that flight you may ask? Well... I'll try to arrange something in December. After sending them off, I still have to resume my wet market duties. Met up with my mum at Taman United market and we later continued on to OUG. Strangely, Taman United was a far cry from the usual hustle and bustle. On the other hand, OUG was really horrible. The whole place was jammed up more than usual. People were double-parked indiscriminately. At bottle necks, we see cars blocking the way and people not giving way-- ultimately causing deadlocks and arguments from the drivers' seats. I really cannot grasp why some people who know that people are waiting for their spot, can take all the time in their world to load and unload stuff and end up not telling people that they actually do not want to leave in the first place! Nothing special this...

lady gaga paparazzi(I just kill my boyfriend version) Swiped from Liu,ShengJi@flickr(I'm from Taiwan) . Note: Forgive me if this a bit outdated. Album baru pun dah keluar! OMG. Save me. I'm addicted to Lady Gaga's "Paparazzi" music video. It's so addictive. It's so quirky. For some inexplicable reason, I find the scene where she emerges from the limo to her mansion and to the point she dances like a broken marionnette on crutches so captivating. The more I watch it, the more I draw comparisons with No Doubt's "It's My Life" . Is Gwen Stefani the first to portray a murderous glam vamp in knickers and lotsa jewellery? Entahlah . Anyway, it's fun watching Lady Gaga... but I wonder how long she'll be staying around. Can she survive till Madonna's age? We'll see... P.S.: I have a colleague that has hair like Lady Gaga ( from "Disco Stick" ). I feel like getting her an over-sized diamond-encrusted thunderbolt ...

Tissot I Swiped from williamnyk . Surprise! Surprise! I still have more birthday gifts to blog about! If you noticed, I did not tell what KH gave me... This was because his gift was belated. But it was well worth the wait! On his last trip to KL : KH: Come over here baby. Sit beside me over at the bed. Moi: K. (...KH faces me...And kisses me deeply, leaving me breathless and wanting more...) KH: I love you. Moi: I love you too... (...My eyes closed...It barely escapes as a whisper...) (...KH takes both of my hands and brings them together...I find my hands cradling a box...) (...I open my eyes and see KH smiling at me...I look down at my hands...) Moi: OMG! Well, maybe it didn't happen like that. Hehe. Tone it down by 75%. And reimagine it again. But it doesn't take away the OMG factor. Holy crap, KH got me Tissot Men's T-Classic PR50 2000 Chronograph! He had ordered it off Amazon some months ago I suspect when he was shopping for a watch for himself. He did show it to m...

Mirage Volcano, Las Vegas Swiped from NikonDavid2007 . According to the Ten Commandments, one should Honour Thy Father and Mother. I'm all for that really. Filial piety is something that is quite inherent in our society. As children, we try our best but I guess nobody ever said it's gonna be easy. Lemme explain to you my complex relationship with my mother. I'll use a parable. Hehe. My mother is like a an active volcano that will erupt at any time and I'm the peasant tilling the soil at the base. The soil is rich and the crops are abundant. The harvest is plenty. However, the volcano is restless. Without warning, it could erupt and spew hot lava and ash. All doom and gloom. And the poor peasant has to run for his life and have his crops burn down into nothing. When things cool down, the peasant moves back in and starts anew. I have been living with my mother ( just her and me ) for many-many years now. The rest of my siblings have always been away from home. I ...