will i am's delayed diary

Woke up very early on Sunday morning to send mother out for her Bentong day trip. The original plan was for me to do a morning run with KH after dropping mum off, but that was called off due to the rain. Changed the plans and headed to 6:45 AM instead. Right after mass, I picked KH up and we went to breakfast together. The place was near his home, a kopitiam by the name of Restoran Leong Wei . We shared a plate of curry CCF with YTF. Not exactly a good choice for my scratchy throat, but it was worth it. Further treatment for my throat continued back at home. A very unconventional treatment involving a special delivery method, a suppository of sorts. LOL. If only all 'medical procedures' were so pleasurable. In the afternoon, we headed to Sunway Putra Mall for lunch. KH introduced me to Momo King , a Nepalese restaurant at the food court. Shared a bowl of soup momo ( Nepalese meat dumplings in a dhal-like soup ) and fried noodles. Once we had filled our bellies, we w

Slept a bit late due to the MH debacle the night before, but I still managed to wake up early to accompany mum to the OUG morning market. KH was also there in his skanky pants. Caught hold of him so that I could recount my misadventure. At noon, I dropped mum off at her meeting and headed home. Lebuhraya Bukit Jalil was such a mess due to the road works. The contractor had missed their deadline twice and the final deadline was the SEA Games. If not for the fact that the Federal Territories Minister was to officiate the opening of the new highway expansion, I'm sure they would continue to take their sweet time. When the ramps open, hopefully the traffic be as smooth as a fist through a Crisco cave. In the evening, I left the house to meet KH for dinner. Not 3 minutes after I drove out my missing luggage from the night before had arrived at my doorstep by the services of a taxi driver. So I turned back in and out again to meet KH at Jo's Fish Market . The experience there

I'm lucky that KH elects to fetch me from the airport as a kind of 'drive-through' date. He comes all the way from work to brave the Friday traffic to see me for a couple of hours, which is very sweet. Right after collecting my luggage on that Friday, I made a call to KH which made him miss a turning. My poor dear had to make a 30-minute detour because of that. To kill the time, I walked into Jaya Grocer. I was expecting the price of groceries there to be higher, but I was wrong. So, I happily filled a basket with vegetables. A first for me, grocery shopping at the airport. By 8:00 PM, I was already quite hungry, so I bought a ham chim peng from I Love Yoo! . Right after scarfing it down, KH arrived. I offered to drive since my darling couldn't feel his ass anymore. Lol. Back home, we shared dinner that mum cooked. The next morning was spent at the market as usual. Had YTF again. Mum reheated roast goose that SK packed from Hong Kong. The aroma of the goose oil w

Saturday was a great day for KH and I to spend time with each other as mum had a day out. In the morning, she met up her friends for a vegetarian brunch at BMS Organics, Sri Petaling. I dropped her off and immediately headed home where KH was already waiting for me. Hehe. I'm sure you can guess why he was there. I didn't even bother with breakfast and went straight for the 'sausage meal' that was waiting for me. Started off with me bottoming, but for some reason, it wasn't working for me that day. So I suggested the we flip. Positioned him on the edge of the bed, eased into KH, and I got started. And for the first time ever, I finished the session ( or rather finished in him ). Not to say I enjoy being a top now, it is a totally different experience. And surely there's more to it that I have not tried. Pork was the protein-replacement meal of choice, so we went to have a meal of pork ball noodles at Restoran Yoong Seng . Come dinner time, KH and I had a sm

Photo by 晏廷 張 While undressing for an afternoon skank, KH came up behind me and groped my buttocks. "That ass is getting firmer!", he commented. Guess all those squats, lunges, donkey kicks, and what nots are paying off!

For the second week in a row, my mother had a CNY charity function to attend. She had an extra ticket for me at the last minute, but I declined to go. Would rather spend time with KH. My replacement was easy to find. There was an old lady who lived behind us who loved the idea of going for free food, getting freebies, and watching stage performances. Early in the morning, I sent both of them to Hao Xiang Chi Seafood Restaurant at Top Glove Tower, Setia Alam. The journey to-and-fro took about an hour. The restaurant at Hao Xiang Chi looked pretty classy, proof that the humble Sekinchan caterer has grown fat on profit from their venture into the Klang Valley. I picked KH up and we went to lunch at Sri Petaling. On a whim, we ventured into Jalan Radin Bagus 6 which presented with choices like Coffee-ish, Shire Cafe, and  Wayne's Cafe . We settled for Wayne's Cafe because it looked the busiest. Not really famished, we shared a plate of roast pork, and ordered a couple of cof

In order to make it to English mass at SIC, we had to get up at 7:00 AM. After getting ready, one still needs to fuss over the sleepy kids. At church, we bundled them into the soundproof family room and hoped that they would not be too rowdy. Big Monster asked me a legit question: Big Monster: Is Jesus dead? Moi: Yes, but he resurrected after three days. Big Monster: Oh, someone threw him a Potion of Regeneration. In case you were wondering, he was talking about something from Minecraft! Obsessed with that game, they are. We ate breakfast at Mian then headed home. Mum needed to prepare for her event in the afternoon. She boiled the tang yuan and packed loads of pots and ladles. There was even a portable stove in the heap of stuff. Sent her out to Happy Garden where she would carpool to Brickfields with her friends. It's daunting to handle the two monsters alone so I employed the help of KH. Picked him up and went for a late lunch at Secret Loc Cafe , Kuchai Lama.

For several years now, William Yap Yai Leong had been producing gay-themed plays in Chinese that offer laughter, eye candy, and of course the compulsory public service announcement. Very popular among the Chinese-speaking gay community. KH and I watched "People Like Us" in 2014 and followed up with "Long Term Relationship" a year later. The previous installment was "One Night Stand", but I didn't catch that. The latest was "BFF" which we nearly missed too because the tickets sold like hot cakes. The plot revolved around seven friends, each with their own problems, bringing at least seven social issues to the table. Quite a mouthful really. We get: HIV Chemsex Gang violence Infidelity Webcam blackmail Coming out Fall out friends Death of a spouse Lovely no? You'd be asking, "How about the skin?". Truth be told, we don't get much of that this time round. Weird that the use so much skin for the promotio

I sniffled the whole of Friday until I stole a tab of Loratadine from KH. That night, I pengsan-ed from midnight till 9:00 AM. By that time, my mum had gone out with my The Tribe. Little Monster had to be at The Gardens Theatre for his concert rehearsal. KH knocked on my door at 9:30 AM. Initially, we were supposed to go out for breakfast, but our morning horniness got the better of us. At 9:35 AM we were both naked in bed and furiously kissing. Unfortunately, real life sex is not like a porn video. I just woke up, so I had to go get cleaned up before we continued to more serious business. I excused myself to the bathroom while KH fiddled with his phone. Once I got that out of the way, we went full throttle. He humped me good till I spooged on the sheets ( opps ). Nothing feels better than ejaculating while your man is inside you. Both of us were exhausted after that session and we were feeling super hungry. Drove over to Nexus Bangsar South to try out Thirdwave 's savoury st

KH makes all his hotels bookings through hotel.com . To reward him for his continued support, they gave him an in-store credit of SGD175 to spend before the year is out.The timing was perfect. My quick-thinking hubby immediately incorporated that free stay into a staycation plan for my upcoming birthday. He chose the best deal, which was a night's stay at Shangri-La . On Sunday, I went to church as usual and went to lunch with mum at Le Pont Boulangerie . Recently, they launched a new menu and added more tables and chairs at the bakery. Business was brisk and they were obviously swamped. I chose several signature items from the new menu-- Sous Vide Duck Breast and Strawberry Symphony. The duck breast was supposedly infused with orange ( sous vide means cooked in airtight plastic bags ), but it was too subtle for me. However, the meat was moist and tender, and the pairing with blueberry sauce was quite good. The Strawberry Symphony was a puree of strawberries, oranges and cher