will i am's delayed diary

Golden Goose BKT , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Early Saturday morning, SK and I went to Klang for breakfast. She brought her granny in tow, while I had mum and KH. Hehe. Of course I sat in between mum and her son-in-law. Rightfully so as her son-in-law's hands were quite naughty throughout the journey. Gratitude invited us over for BKT at Restoran Angsa Emas , near Tengku Ampuan Rahimah Hospital. So good to see his mum all well and in the pink of health. The BKT had a mild taste but it became thicker towards the end cause I think they were scraping the bottom of the pot. Not bad actually. Chit-chat and makan-makan with a nice pot of genmaicha that Gratitude brought along ( typical Klang-ite! ). Too bad we couldn't stay long. Had to rush back to KL to collect Lifebook's birthday cake from -Alex-. And she had a doctor's appointment at noon. Was yawning all the way back and KH kept giving me secret tickles and horny looks. That boy of mine is really playful! KH we...

Post Secret YOU ARE GAY , swiped from Ron Reason on Flickr. KH pointed this out to me on the GSC FB page and what I read really surprised me. Sounded like our life story, but with some slight variations. I could actually steal it and make it my own here with slight adjustments. So for those of you who missed our story, here's a good version! Gay SG Confessions It all started during a time when blogging was all the hype, before people started spilling all their thoughts on Facebook or Twitter, or finding each other using social apps on smartphones. I used to be a blogger and I followed his blog religiously. He writes very well - funny, opinionated, sarcastic - it's like music to my ears reading his entries everyday. And my, the number of fans he has, would be awesome if I had just a quarter of his. Editor: Yes, I found KH on Blogger. KH's blog read more like science journal on Elsevier rather than a magazine actually, but I still enjoyed stalking him. :P. And his blo...

MYR2.10 , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. SK went to Osaka for a vacation with Lifebook and as usual, she came home bearing gifts! She actually bought sushi ( + ice packs ) at the airport and hand-carried it back to Kuala Lumpur. When she arrived home, she called us over for makan-makan . Yummy... even the rice tasted nicer. It would have been earlier if not for the fact that she was caught in a petrol price hike related traffic jam. So ironic that the LDP was clear, but she was stuck in Bandar Kinrara for half an hour. I too was stuck earlier, but cause I genuinely had to pump petrol! The fat bastard in front of me took his own sweet time at the pump. Waddled to the boot, slowly fished his wallet out of the tonnes of luggage he had at the back. Then continued on to the control station. That slug of a man slowly filled up his Grand Livina, like he had all the time in the world. And then he sloshed back to the control station to pay. Even when leaving, he cared not for the fact that...

The Lion King , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. As usual, I went to Church on Sunday and lunched at the nearby Paradigm Mall. Seeing that there wasn't much of a queue at Sushi Zanmai we ate there. Noticed that there was s strange energy in the mall. The whole place was crawling with cheerleaders! Girls with tightly-tied hair, makeup and short skirts. Boys in sweatpants ( great for highlighting trouser snakes ) and glitter-trimmed tops. It was the CHARM Cheerleading Championships. In case you're wondering, CHARM is the national governing body for cheerleading in Malaysia ( do must have some kind of minimum tackniess guideline for the uniforms ). On one end, school kids were shouting and going all ballistic, while on the other end, a drum store was having some kind of drum showdown. Goodness. Just shared a few items for lunch-- Salmon Belly no Spicy Ramen, Aburi Zanmai and Tempura Moriawase . Was satisfied with the food. Definitely off my list of banned restaurants. LOL. Wen...

Breakfast Again , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Note: Lengthy post ahead, but it gets better in the second half! :P. And yeah, I know October is ending soon... My Saturday morning breakfast ritual was at Kong Kee Wantan Noodles in Puncak Jalil with a plate of flat wantan noodles ( sometimes a change is good ) and cup of teh c . From that starting point, I went on a long Merdeka shopping journey which started at the nearby non-halal butcher in PUJ. Finished that fairly quickly and next travelled to Endah Parade. Since it was a notoriously 'dead' place ( with the exception of the seedy massage joints ), the shops didn't open till past 11:00am. So we killed the time by walking into AEON Big. Think it was my first time there since Carrefour disappeared. Heard an announcement on the PA system that they were having so kind of Jamuan Merdeka , so we went to take a look. A large cake in the shape of the Jalur Gemilang , super-sweet tea, cake, curry puffs, Swiss rolls, chic...

Cendol , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. For weeks, KH had been asking whether I wanna see a play entitled "A Language of Their Own" at Damansara Performing Arts Center (DPAC). About relationships, feelings and emotions in a homosexual context. Didn't really catch my fancy. No mention of nudity or hot guys or whatever. LOL. Anyway, I gave in and asked him to buy matinee tickets on a Sunday. Lifebook joined as well. Went to Mandarin mass as usual, but that day, my sister and The Tribe tagged along. Lunched at Heritage Village Cafe where we ordered the ayam pong tay, ikan asam, cendol & nasi lemak . Big Monster fiddled with his food, not particularly enthusiastic to finish his rice. On opposite ends, Little Monster was eating everything in sight and didn't even spare the discarded food waste on the table! By the time we finished, it was like the scene of a battle Food everywhere and torn tissues all over the floor. Pai seh . Since it was already 2:00pm, I asked ...

Fish Dumpling, clear soup, rice vermicelli - close-up - Woo Pin Fish Head Noodle MYR6.50 , swiped from avlxyz on Flickr. The shopping goddess at Robinsons ( heard that their entity in Singapore is being sued by a gay man for employment discrimination ) decided to bless me with MYR40 worth of vouchers so SK and I decided to make a pilgrimage there on Saturday. Mum tagged along, and even Sis and the tribe joined us. Luckily it did not take long to get the kids ready. And amazingly, we all managed to fit into SK's Almera, including her grandma. Ate breakfast at Woo Pin , Taman Danau Desa first. Don't think Big Monster liked his meal, but Little Monster lapped it up. Just one shop away, a Soon Soon Lye Fish Head Noodles shop was on the verge of opening. All renovations had been done, the signboard put up. But it seems that the plans have been scuttled at the very last minute. A banner now states that a Tai Lei Loi Kei Macau Pork Bun shop will be opening in its stead. Makes more se...

Roach Motel , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. The Ridsect Roach Trap Challenge! Day 1: No cockroach Day 2: Two cockroaches dead OUTSIDE the trap Day 3: Ambushed by a flying cockroach in my bedroom again. ZERO cockroach in the trap. Day 7: Found two cockroach legs inside. Day 9: Found a dead gecko inside ( to their credit, they did claim that it works for geckos too ). FML.

Here's a pair of twinks that KH spotted while on the way back home. LRT: STAR Direction: Seri Petaling Judging from the textbooks on their laps, they're both studying accounts. They look quite alike, could be brothers or twins. Having said that, I'm having all sorts of naughty thoughts about the both them. Imagine a scene where they're both studying in a room. One of them suddenly gets bored and tickles the other. Things get raunchy and they end up rough-housing on the bed. One is pinned on the bed... and they look at each other intently before slowly locking lips. Needless to say, their hands go wild and find each other's hard members... Wakaka. Sounds like a typical porn 'script' no? Oh well. I need to get laid! =_=

Keys , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Woke up on Thursday morning not feeling well. Lazed in bed and sat on the porcelain throne twice. Dragged myself out of bed anyway and got ready for work. While waiting for my car to warm up, I munched on a stale cream cracker and a prune, feeling pretty sorry for myself. Put on my shoes and got out, slamming shut the front door and locked the grill. I thought that I heard the sound of keys falling to the ground, but I didn't think much of it. After securing the padlock, I look at my Troika key ring and found that it had come undone ( not the first time, hence never get the screw end type )! Crap! Half of my keys were inside the house! Best thing was, the key I need to unlock the porch gate was not with me. AND I had no way of getting back in the house because I can't unlock the wooden door or the sliding door. Ish. Lucky for me, my sister had just sent my nephew to pre-school and was in the vicinity, so gave me her bunch of keys. Quick...

Teh C , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. It was the last day of mum's course at church, so I sent her out again and lalu attended the 8:45 English mass. Father Lawrence was the celebrant and as with most of the CDD priests, English ain't their forte. He admitted that it was his first time, but I found his sermon quite legible. At least I could get the words although the language structure exposed the fact that he is not a native speaker or the language. Quite intriguing because his sermon revolved around Candy Crush Saga. LOL. After mass, I went over to Paradigm Mall for breakfast. Not many choices really. Wanted to try Uncle K Kopitiam, but all the food was spicy ( I was nursing a dry throat that I guess was due to my moaning the day before :P ) and the price ain't exactly cheap. Went down to Tea Garden instead and had shredded chicken flat noodles and Hainanese milk tea. Loitered around at Uniqlo while waiting for SK to finish her manicure. Bought some Ts for the kids...

Cold Cuts , swiped from williamnyk on Flickr. Mum was attending a three day course in church, so I had to send her out early on Saturday morning. On the way to Kelana Jaya, I picked up SK and we later had breakfast at Aman Suria after dropping mum off. Had leisurely bitchin' session over coffee in the cool morning breeze on the five-foot walkway. Back home, I spent the morning washing the car ( wish it was like an Andrew Christian video ). At noon, we went out for lunch at Mediteca . Ever since SK heard about their lunch buffet with free flow of cold cuts, cheese, salad and desserts, she was elated. KH, her granny and Lifebook tagged along. Judging from the amount of cold cuts and cheese alone, we definitely exceeded the price tag of MYR58++. KH's regular waiter Morsey was sooo happy to see us. We weren't too happy with the mains though. Salty! I wanted the lasagna with pesto clams, but they were out. Second choice was eggplant parmagiana. Quite good, but to finish it all ...