will i am's delayed diary

Right after Sunday mass, mum and I had dinner at Restoran New Paris with my BEC committee members. It was a lunch meeting to discuss future plans and introduce the incoming president. I only stayed long enough to settle the bill. By 2:00 PM, we left for DPAC to watch Kopisusu Recham. Waze was a bit loopy that day, so got there a little late. Just 15 minutes for us to redeem the free cup of K3K Benta Kaya coffee before the show started. At the foyer was a small exhibition of memorabilia from old Malaya. The show started 15 minutes later than scheduled. The producers called it a concert play, but basically it was just Yudi singing, accompanied by live musicians. Some intermittent banter and dancing. And a light plot to lead from one song to another. All golden oldies, Mandarin, Cantonese and English. Most songs were sung dual-language with new lyrics filled in. For example, Teresa Teng's "Tian Mi Mi" was converted into "Dayung Sampan" with a Japanese vibe. Surpr

STUD Underwear is no stranger to gay men in Malaysia. It appeared in 2009, the brainchild of Voon Lai & Jonathan Cheng ( get a glimpse of these hunky fashion bosses during the annual warehouse sales at Plaza Damas ). When they first appeared, the sizing was super small and not cheap for something home-grown. Today, their sizing has matched up to more mainstream standards but their price has also gone the same way. All possible with their superb marketing and choice of hunky models like Jason Chee and Alex Chee. Anyway, I'm quite happy that they are doing well and even happier when I found that their VERY STUD underwear range has made it into gay porn! Here are some stills from Helix 8Teenboy's "Pianist Gets Pounded" ( Jacob Dixon & Josh Bensan ). Congrats to STUD underwear.

Got home late on Friday night. AirAsia or KLIA2 always has a way to screw up your schedule. If not for flight delays, it would be baggage hiccups or long taxi queues. But we can always blame it on the rain. My colleague took the the 1825 flight while I took the 2015. Ironically, we arrived in KL at the same time. Took supper that mum had prepared. Loved the stuffed chicken wings that she had made for the first time. Great pairing with minced pork and wild yam. Loaded my laundry into the machine, pre-set it to start in six hours and went to bed. Activities on Saturday were all planned out. Had a wantan mee breakfast with SK before bringing mum and the kids out to The Pavilion to look at the Christmas decorations. Nothing ground-breaking really, just that this year, they had a giant Santa Claus Christmas tree and much use of animatronics. Lots gyrating elves and snowmen. The kids had fun in a mini merry-go-round with Little Monster shouting "going up" and "going down&q

Slept in on Sunday morning because I had already attended sunset mass the evening before. More time to snuggle and kiss in bed, our hands greedily going for each others skin. At about 10:30 AM, we went out hunting for food. Settled for a charsiew bun from the MRT station. Did a second round of Christmas shopping at Kino and BHG and we still weren't done. Had a lunch date with Eunice and family ( who happened to be having a staycation at Intercontinental Hotel to celebrate the birthday of the two most important men in her life, her son and hubby ), MoonlightPiggy and her colleague at Ma Maison . Eunice's baby is getting cuter. Quick to smile and quite the attention whore. Passed him around the table like a basket of bread. I was satisfied with the spicy mentaiko spaghetti that KH ordered. Good taste and had some wok qi . Eunice didn't join us for post-lunch coffee at Toast Box as her son had his 'drink' plans too. Went to Bras Basah Complex after that to lo

With two nights of pent up horniness, KH was ready to blow. Bright and early on Saturday morning, he got very frisky and started going for my behind. Guess the fact that I was in a jockstrap helped things along. He went to business with me without having to take off a single article of clothing. Talk about convenience. With our carnal appetite satisfied, next was our tummies. Roamed out to Toast Box at Bugis Junction to have eggs and toast. Needed the protein replenishment. Went Christmas shopping at BHG after that. By 12:30 PM, we made a move to Artistry to secure a table. Unfortunately they only seated full parties. After W850i and Kidz arrived, we took our seats. Andy took another half an hour. Heard that the place was gay-friendly and pet-friendly, but we saw neither species there that afternoon. Got ourselves a Nasi Lemak Burger to share. Nothing special really. Kinda like a fried chicken burger with some condiments and sambal on the side. The latte I liked. Kidz and Andy had

My hubby KH is notorious for travelling overseas for weddings. You could get married in the Maldives and he would buy a flight ticket to attend it. And for that reason, he was in Singapore. But on a positive note, the wedding was an excuse to spend quality time with me. He arrived on Thursday evening after work and arrived too tired for much bed sport. But we spent much time snuggling and kissing. On Friday, he went to do some banking and visited his old regular TCM lady for tuina and cupping. In the evening, we met up with Nic, POD and Suzy for French dinner at Balzac Brasserie , Hotel Rendezvous. POD highly recommended their duck confit but I wasn't impressed. However, the bed of mashed potatoes that it was on was very rich in truffle oil. My pan-fried sole 'fillet' came as a whole fish and boy was it fishy. Doused it with lemon juice to make it more palatable. Desserts weren't much better. The champagne samboyan tasted downright weird, warm yogurt with berries she

It was a wedding weekend for me, with no visit to the wet market. The mass was at my parish at 11:30 AM. Because the bride and the groom were Catholics, it was a full mass. However, the percentage of Catholics in the pews was quite small. The bride happens to be the daughter of a church member and the groom comes from a loaded family. The parking lot was full of Mercedes and Audis. A rich hubby, the best kind. Mum and I arrived a little late due to the wonderful Saturday traffic. At least we didn't miss the readings. Lunch was not provided at the church, but we were invited to the groom's house in PJ instead. A huge three-storey detached house that seriously looked more like a show house. The living room had crystal displays like it was a boutique and the upstairs toilets were so large that two sets of bathroom fixtures were installed together with skylights. A friend of my mum remarked that the toilet was as large as her whole low cost flat! Electrical contractors sure earn

All KL staff who were in Singapore flew home on Thursday to attend my company's annual dinner on Friday evening. This year, it was held at Setia Alam Convention Centre, a long drive away. Other than the usual makan-makan , it was to celebrate my company's 25th anniversary and the theme was "A Night in Old Shangai". Normally less than half of the attendees would dress to the theme and I am part of the less cooperative group. At least it was much easier than last year's costume party. The special thing about this year's dinner was the fact that KH and SK 'attended'. KH took time off and SK was on leave taking care of her granny after a fall had shook her nerves. At about 5:00 PM, she picked us up from the LRT station and we got there around 6:00 PM. Registration was much improved this year with the use of QR codes and our door gift was a selfie stick. The foyer was done up with all things old oriental and they even had a gu zheng performer. Strangely,

Taylor Swift's song "Shake It Off" didn't quite hit get my attention until I watched the music video on YouTube one day. In one of the earlier scenes, she is seen with a troupe of modern dancers and one guy's beautiful ass caught my attention. So round, so perfect, so muscular. To prove my point, I follow up with some screen captures below. That actually made me go on a YouTube ass-hunting spree that got me acquainted with the Prince of Ballet, Roberto Bolle. Another amazing specimen of male beauty with dazzling derriere.  Third guy from the right! And coming up is the Italian ballet dancer, Roberto Bolle, the perfect specimen of an athletic and lithe musculature. And of course great piece of ass. Guess I should dance, Hahahahaha. Prince Charming is out That ass!