LRT Celebrities: Pole-Dancing Polly & Patty


Stainless steel. Sounds so clean right? Unfortunately, it couldn't be farther from the truth. On the LRTs, the material is usually used for the poles and handrails. When one touches a stainless steel pole, the expected feeling is one of metallic coolness and an unbeatable smoothness. However, on the LRT, what one can expect is usually a grimy feeling left behind by a barrage of sweaty commuters, whose hands you don't have visited how many bodily orifices. The poles are the perfect place to leave behind patches of dead skin mingled with human oil, creating an interesting greasy poultice that clings... So one can't blame Polly and Patty here who have found a way to protect themselves from unhygienic poles... a quick fix of paper napkins and unwanted flyers. Next time, they should really just pull on some gloves, or just put a handy can of Lysol in their handbags. Ever found anything more disgusting in the LRT?

Comments

Twilight Man said…
I agree that some poles were stained coz I picked my nose and pasted the big ones on it. Kanasai!
shane said…
i did tat actually,using tissue
J said…
Once, a huge group of tourists from India walked into the LRT, and the entire compartment started stinking of them and worst still, the train was packed!!! Like a tuna can!!!
Gratitude said…
So easy, just hold on and fantasize it previously held by a hottie having fiddled with some sexay fragrant orifices. :P
+Ant+
TZ said…
i should have taken some picture of the pole dancing in Thailand... i know what you think? Hmmm... Not those Pole Dancing pictures.

what i meant is to take some pictures inside the Bangkok Transit System (BTS), Never came to my mind to take picture in the train :p
- a L E x - said…
The peak of going home after work time and when sweaty foreign workers enters the train.....*put on the cartoon glasses* and you can see the greenish, poisonous gas coming towards you and attacks ur nose senses x.x
William said…
Twi:
Yer!

@Shane:
I shall photograph you doing that! You'll be a LRT Celebrity!

@Hdaran:
What did they stink of?

@Grat:
Eeee....

@TZ:
I'd rather see the other pole dancing. :P

@-Alex-:
Haha. You should bring a gas mask.

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