Dreaming Of You


Dream
Swiped from marisa larisa.
The biggest qualm about being in an LDR is always the lack of physical intimacy.

"Goodness! What do you do for sex?!"

"Kan tahan mehhhhhhh???"

"I'd go crazy if I didn't get to see my BF for so long"


These are just a few from the myriad of responses that I get from people. Well, I'm definitely no Shaolin monk and neither am I asexual. It's very usual to get horny and of course one needs to have a healthy outlet for those urges. The obvious choice is of course to sleep around spank one's salami. And of course one can throw in the occasional phone sex or sexting. But not everyone can appreciate moaning over the phone. So in such a state of drought (as Leggie and Grat like to put it), would you think that I regularly get sex dreams about KH? My bestie in Germany once said:

"Of course you don't get sex dreams about KH! He's your BF!"

LOL. In a way, it's kind of true. The Dreaming is the realm of infinite possibilities. Why dream of your BF when you can shag every cute hunk that your mind can conjure up? (not that KH is not a hunk in my book, :P) After going through so many porns and skanky pictures, at least one face or chiselled body would have stuck in one's subconscious. Hehe. To be honest, I've not had many skanky dreams about the BF. I can count it with one hand. But to be fair, I've not had many skanky dreams either. But last week, I had a very vivid dream about KH and my mother! Yes, you heard it, the Dowager.

.......... dream sequence ............ ripple in ............

KH and I were in a room. And there was a third person there. Not a cutie. Mum was pacing outside my room and doing her chores. I could her footsteps. There was no fear of her walking in on us. And KH suddenly came onto me. [Insert your skanky thoughts here]. The other person just watched.

.......... dream sequence ............ ripple out ............

Weird? It was very enjoyable, but it wasn't a wet dream lo. Could feel each touch. Whooo. Man, I need to get laid.

Comments

kidz said…
Yea, dreams can be really weird...

but this one.. maybe its a subconcious sound telling u that u want 3p .. =p
the viennamese said…
Quite the exhibitionist hey?
Jaded Jeremy said…
See, told you already: next time when you're here, moan louder. Then it's close to the dream lor haha.
- a L E x - said…
when is KH coming back? o.o
nicky05 said…
hahaha...I think tonight, he will book a flight, and spank you...:P
i too need to get laid.

you want an audience. statement, not question.
Anonymous said…
yeah you definitely need to get laid:p
William said…
@Kidz:
3P?! No.......... Never ever thought of it!

@Evann:
I'm shy!

@JJ:
You got pace outside taicho's room ah?

@-Alex-:
Haha. I should go to SG.

@Nicky:
Why spank me? I'm a good boy. :)

@QS:
It is a basic necessity. Everyone should have access to sex! I wonder what my ratings would be?

@3Q:
I dah mula naik miang. :P
carpe diem said…
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carpe diem said…
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Your relationship has gone past the phase of just getting physical with each other. What you both have is true love. So distance is never an issue.

ps. That is why it was not wet! :)
Ash Godiva said…
long time ago i read some errr..health article about this matter...

this happened to you coz your "sexual tension" are getting high and it's a natural human body reaction to reduce the "sexual tension"...another way to reduce is by TFK or sex of courseXD
Ash Godiva said…
another point of view is from the psychological perspective...when u dream of something it means u don't have it or u don't have enough of it or u really need it...

well...i guess everyone knows about this points anyway:p
Skyhawk said…
Yes, you need to get laid...Yes, no more sex dream once he has become your BF...that dream is cool!
William said…
@CarpeD:
The distance can never be taken lightly.

@CountA:
Thanks for the physical and emotional insights. Haha.

@SkyHawk:
So you don't dream of Darren? :P
Skyhawk said…
William, rarely compare w/ the beginning...hope he doesn't kill me...lol!
William said…
He reads my blog? Hahaha. I think you're safe.
Skyhawk said…
Yes, he frequents your blog...you write great blog.
Gratitude said…
i'll pass you the enrolment form, "persatuan penganut pemuja hujan" :P
+Ant+

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