Puberty Comes Early



Swiped from ~ezs.
Overheard at a private pool in Taman Danau Desa:

Voice 1: Dia tu kan... peluk saya tau. Pegang tangan saya.

Voice 2: Lepas tu? Lepas tu?

Voice 1: Dia beritahu saya, "Takpelah, sini kan sunyi, takde orang nampak!".


SK was so shocked that the conversation actually came from a couple of Malay girls at the pool. I don't think they were any older than 10. Shocking. After I finished my laps, I rested at the poolside again and stole a few glances at the cute-ish queers in white arena trunks on my right. The kids were there again.

Voice 1: Wei. Wei. Tengok tu.

Voice 2: Mana?

Voice 1: Tu. Jantan kat hujung tu. Bukannya hensem sangat.


Amazing. Kids start really young these days. Who cares if you've not had your first moon? Who cares if you're still flat-chested? The early bird catches the worm.

Comments

Little Dove said…
O.O

Would there be a possibility that the first dialogue occurred between an adult and child? Sexual abuse?
kidz said…
oo siapa hansem tu? =p
Gratitude said…
How early did your bird catch its 1st worm then? :P
+Ant+
Danny said…
sometimes i oso feel like slapping those kids who acted like adult... i mean... wait till u grow up la...lol ;p
nicky05 said…
HAHAHA!!! Kids these days, so wild..XD
Jaded Jeremy said…
You're that "hansem" guy, is it? Hehe.

Imaginary worm...
William said…
@LittleD:
That's something I did not think of.

@Kidz: @JJ:
She was referring to the white trunks guy or his friend.

@Grat:
Haha. I'm a late bird.

@Danny:
I hate parents who dress their daughters up like GROs.

@Cheryl:
Haha.

@JJ:
Big, fat worm. :P
the viennamese said…
And by "worm", you mean "chlamydia"?
plainjoe said…
Kids these days...all I knew when I was ten were Schoolwork and Tuitions! >.<
fufu said…
hahaa i must say my puberty came pretty late!!
William said…
@Evann:
Might be syphillis.

@PlainJoe:
Haha. Yeah. So innocent. So "dumb". :P

@Fufu:
Better late than never!
Anonymous said…
the early worm catches bird? opps i mean early bird catches the worms lolll... this is really very shocking and mind-disturbing. i hope this is just one of very rare and isolated case.
William said…
@Happy:
I'm sure the problem is widespread. :P
Bengbeng said…
that is really startg young
Unknown said…
quite early to reach puberty but was too dumb to realize when it came haha




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