The Family Jewels Need No Jewels!

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Over a cup of Teh C (yes, at the Siew Keong place), my Burmese colleague out of the blue regaled me about tales of penile enhancement, all for the sake of female satisfaction, eh-hem. The things he described really caused me to scrunch up my face, even worse than staring down at a cockroach leg in one's cup. Heh. D-I-Y projects with little glass beads and a razor with a smidgen of antibiotic cream for a bumpier ride with the ladies (gotta ask SK what she thinks of this). And heaven forbid sewing knots of horsehair into the penile skin to keep the women coming back for more and more. Ghastly! If it was me, I'd rather stick to a Swarovski-encrusted dildo than an accessorized cock!

Have a nice weekend, folks! I on the other hand, have to work! :(

Comments

JL said…
Seriously I don't believe in penis "enlargement" fads. Maybe he needs to lurk the net moar.
Friday, April 24, 2009 7:47:00 pm
Cheryl said…
ask me ask me... cant imagine y using antibiotic cream heh? razor for wat? glass beads i knew la... but how to put of the penis wor?! i need more explanation for my point of view :P
Friday, April 24, 2009 11:39:00 pm
V said…
a very funny post indeed!

we r entertained!
Saturday, April 25, 2009 12:12:00 am
Darren said…
the vagina is only 10cm in length. how big does he want wor?
Saturday, April 25, 2009 2:10:00 am
Cheryl said…
silencer, now is talking abt pleasure not big or pendek.
Saturday, April 25, 2009 9:59:00 am
Cheryl said…
oh ya DEAR, did u ask ur colleague which method he's using then? :P Does they work well?
Saturday, April 25, 2009 10:09:00 am
Potato Will said…
Wait, are you saying you have a Swarovski-encrusted dildo?
Sunday, May 03, 2009 4:31:00 am
William said…
@All:
Even straight guys wanna tsuj things up sometime I guess. lol.

@Bill:
I'm not telling.
Thursday, May 07, 2009 5:58:00 pm
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